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Dec 29, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

I am an extremely horny pregnant piss-slut. Furthermore, I have a decently-sized collection of flax seed and feathers.

PM sent.

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Dec 29, 2004

Digirat posted:

this is not the spiritual sequel einhander deserved...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0YCPeQVK5A

Goddamn that is still an amazing game.

That I still own.

Soundtrack is amazing too.

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Dec 29, 2004

Zetsubou-san posted:

The logo for Chair F*cking Simulator made it seem like a office chair assembling game. It isn't.

That actually looks hilarious.

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Dec 29, 2004

Terrible Awful Games: a threesome between two chairs

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Dec 29, 2004

Necrothatcher posted:

Lust From Beyond is actually pretty good though. It's basically a Hellraiser game.

Yes, let's just keep posting about it, this is sure to go well.

Doc Hawkins posted:

oh boy so that is what happened to exalted over the past 20 years :corsair:

Pretty sure :yikes: would've been the proper emote. I can't even imagine what kind of awful nerds would enjoy playing that.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jun 16, 2021

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Dec 29, 2004

I think that as FATAL, because AFAIK older editions of Exalted, while having more than its share of tiddie-art, weren't... that.

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Dec 29, 2004

GirthStone

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Dec 29, 2004

Maybe Lodin could weigh in on this.

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Dec 29, 2004

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

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Dec 29, 2004


Seems like that would just lead to soiled Lenin.

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Dec 29, 2004

Surprised this wasn't posted yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

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Dec 29, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Surely you mean Bionic Commando? I had Clash at Demonhead, and even accounting for regional differences, I don't think there was any Hitler in that game.

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Dec 29, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

This wouldn't be a problem if gaming journalism finally switched over to a Hitler presence-based rating system

GamePro's old rating system, but with increasingly-euphoric looking Hitler doodles:

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Dec 29, 2004

FirstAidKite posted:

It's okay, it happens. You'd think he'd be in Wolfenstein RPG too like other Wolfenstein games but Wolfenstein RPG had this guy.



The rare honest attempt at a Hitlenin.

Also, now that Lodin ate a permaban, how will this thread survive without somebody to unironically stan rape games? :ohdear:

I call "not it."

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Dec 29, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

"oh no this vampire has turned into a child and now you have to parent it" still seems extremely loving weird as a premise for a game tbh.

"Blood is a sometimes food."
"QUIT WRITING CLAN GLYPHS ON THE DRYWALL IN PERMANENT MARKER!"

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Dec 29, 2004

Spazzle posted:

I'm glad all these rape simulators go out of their way to specify you are not committing statutory rape.

Probably because that's the only thing that will 100% get the game removed from Steam.

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Dec 29, 2004

Play posted:

there's this first person melee combat game with titties and penises and vaginas called Succubus that just got fully released. not sure if it's really supposed to be horny or just edgy

Isn't that the game Lodin was obsessed with?

Also it was... irritating... when it was put on the gog store, splash page with nudity front and center. Even steam doesn't do that.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Amusingly, FF15 actually has a number of enemies that are literally off the shelf Unreal assets.

I would like to know more.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Oct 9, 2021

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Dec 29, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > ResetEra > Terrible Awful Games: ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER 18 YRARE OLD

Please :mods: please

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Dec 29, 2004

kirbysuperstar posted:

let's not have rape in a thread title actually

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > ResetEra > Terrible Awful Games: let's not have rape in a thread title actually

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Dec 29, 2004

My Face When posted:

Sorry, i probably should have mentioned that the sexy witch hentai on new and trending seemed quaint in comparison to sex with hitler. They even covered her snatch in the preview pics.

Terrible Awful Games: They even covered her snatch in the preview pics.

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Dec 29, 2004

sneakyfrog posted:

i mean that is one way to turn off your monitor

AG3 posted:

Get out.


:emptyquote:

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Dec 29, 2004

Great idea, awful execution?

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Dec 29, 2004



I still can't believe this didn't raise a huge red flag.

BRB starting a software piracy thread with a ":siren:do not report this thread because you saw pirated software. If you don't want to see pirated software DON'T READ THIS THREAD:siren:"

I really don't think we need to worry, I think the "my [x] is a futanari" was funny because of the cookie-cutter obsession with the concept. Plus I don't think we have an OP telling us not to tell the mods if we see something against the rules.

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Dec 29, 2004

I just think people are overcorrecting a little bit - there's only one person I can remember doing any horny posting in this thread, and they're perma'ed. (On a related note, I would've sworn that they were perma'ed for their posts in this thread, but apparently they were perma'ed for posts in, 9f course, the DA thread.)

I just don't think we have the same problems because this thread doesn't tolerate it and the mods pay attention.

leper khan posted:

I got probed for pointing out this thread had a Very Strange Focus on porn a while ago. Lol

To be clear: when you say "this thread" do you mean the DA thread I posted an image of, or this thread we're posting in?

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Dec 29, 2004

Hwurmp posted:

is that Jacksepticeye

On spice

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Dec 29, 2004

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

little witch nobeta is a game on steam

here's its official twitter account:


:chloe:

Can't be that good of a game if they're advertising that there was NoBeta.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Dec 11, 2022

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Dec 29, 2004

kirbysuperstar posted:

It's a fun game but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow that's bad.

It's also on Switch - great job, Nintendo.

This is also from their official :nws: Twitter, no I don't feel comfortable posting the whole image:



(That actually might be a humorous avatar.)

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Dec 29, 2004

syntaxfunction posted:

Reddit is full of pedophiles, gotcha.

Well, yes, but I think we're talking about Twitter.

Edit: I still think my "NoBeta" joke was good.:colbert:

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Dec 29, 2004

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

little witch in the woods is afaict totally unrelated to little witch nobeta though so don't worry

Yeah Little Witch in the Woods looks adorable, not horny.

syntaxfunction posted:

Wow, I totally forgot the thread I was in, it seemed to fit so perfectly in the Reddit bad thread. Apparently the game is good tho? I still want to play it, I just might avoid like, anything online that isn't a guide.

"Just reading it for the articles."

You really don't have enough games to play that you can't skip the pedobait Dark Souls?

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Dec 29, 2004

Well, it's not a pedobait-game-some-goons-apparently-really-want-to-play-for-some-reason, but I was looking at the Points shop on Steam because why not, and, lol:




Fake edit, LMAO:

https://i.imgur.com/WCrGrse.mp4

Real Edit: Make that the C-SPAM background please.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 12, 2022

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Dec 29, 2004

Radio Paranoia posted:

endocriminologist posted:

I got stuck in a washing machine as a child! So it's possible if you're very small and incredibly dumb yet curious
So that only half disqualifies your mom?

So how did you hear about endocriminologist's experimental quantum physicist mother?

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Dec 29, 2004


Terrible Awful Games: I have a hole?

or

Terrible Awful Games: You have lots of holes, but this one's different.

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Dec 29, 2004

Railing Kill posted:

"Kill your friend"

This is a game for serious grown-ups.

Everyone knows your supposed to kill you're parents

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Dec 29, 2004

Assepoester posted:

Nominating some games for the Steam Awards and... Gabe, what the gently caress


  1. username/post combo
  2. dehumanize yourself and face to horny

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Dec 29, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Fear and Hunger doesn't jumpscare me with a closeup animation of loving upon clicking its store page

Then why would you buy it? :confused:

Edit: Fear and Hunger does have an ogre with an enormous dick as like the first screenshot. Rather have the consensual anime fuckin' on my screen, if I had to choose. :shrug:

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 25, 2023

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Dec 29, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I'm fine with seeing them, I just wish there were rules and moderation for preview images and videos. Instead half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

Terrible Awful Games: half my discovery queue is a fuckfest

or

Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and nfts

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Dec 29, 2004

mycot posted:

I do not think Futa Dine and Dash is what I'm looking for.

But are you sure

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Dec 29, 2004

Since it came up, I kinda think Fear & Hunger might go in this thread just for being gross edgelord poo poo, this is the first review for it:

CW: Sexual Assault posted:

- Be me, have depression
- Buy game
- See "Nudity" tag (thinks there's booby)
- Pick Mercenary
- Become Pickpocket
- Love my little guy <3
- Go straight in
- Fight guard
- He knocks me out
- Game not over?
- Get legs cut off and r@ped
- . . .
- Only purpose in my life is to kill him
- Find guard
- Kill guard
- Beat guard corpse
- "Nothing happens, but its satisfying"
- Get over depression for fighting evil such a guard
- Thanks Fear & Hunger :)))

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Dec 29, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

Kojima spending months meticulously tuning ice cube melting physics to ensure realism for his stealth game back in the day, now any rando can just slap one together with oceans of simulated cum physics and call it a day

Terrible Awful Games: oceans of simulated cum physics

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Dec 29, 2004

syntaxfunction posted:

The most practical use would be to give an NPC a specific style of talking (or 'voice') and just have generic blocks of text with information essentially translated.

"The key is in Dr. Mogwai's room. He took it after an argument with his wife." gets all prettied up with whatever way the NPC talks.

You can't really do meaningful dynamic quests or whatever because generating some clump of text is one thing, dynamically creating in world poo poo based on it that makes sense is a whole other game.

Didn't they literally do that with Chrono Cross?

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