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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






They should ask the American comic book industry for tips!

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Black Griffon posted:

I swear to loving God the last time that game showed up it had a completely different premise

Yeah, it was about a robot girl going through a Portal-esque industrial maze.

What the hell is going on here.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Gayme of the year

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






FirstAidKite posted:

See now I'm just miffed because that isn't the video game version of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUSW_tyYt4

I just woke up and I briefly read that video title as "Kiss Musou Technique". I think Dynasty Warriors needs to branch out,

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Hahahaha, 3600 achievements. I wanna SAM it just to see how long all the popups keep coming.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






dont be mean to me posted:

What does it say that I'm mostly disappointed that it's not about a hero who is actually a spider, ultimate or otherwise?

There really aren't enough games where you play as actual insects/arachnids.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






ThisIsNoZaku posted:

Years ago, a guy put an iOS app on the app store that was just a glowing gem for $1000 and like 6 people bought it. At this level you're just looking for a tiny slice of the people who get eyes on it to be stupid, drunk or ironic enough to shell out, not actually try to entice anyone into thinking it's worth the money.

Just a handful of sales won't make a lot of money, but will probably give a good effort:revenue return.

How many more did he hook with the 99% OFF!!! sale?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






FoolyCharged posted:

It's review #1 and #2, which makes me think dev placed

I just figured honest reviews from the kind of people who have only consumed comics and videogames their whole lives.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






:laffo: That crazy sumabitch actually finished it, I always thought it was just gonna be that proof of concept in that cabin for his weird fetish or whatever.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






I bet they all have crypto miners embedded in them.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






There's no way in hell "hunny" and "hunie" are pronounced the same way, Pooh-bear precedent wins :colbert:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Tag yourself, I'm the lag/stutter on the menu screen composed only of a head, a single lightsource and a flat textureless background.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Retro inspired as in "remember the 90s, when you actually had to pay for spank material?"

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Tobermory posted:

Not sure what I think of Face au train. Basically, the company that runs all the French trains has released a VR thing to teach people about train safety. In practice, it seems to be a way to simulate hideous train-related accidents from the safety of your living room. Watch a dude blown twenty feet when he touches a high-voltage power line!

Nice try France but it's no JFK Reloaded.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







This should be an Octodad spinoff.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







~ g a y L e s g a m e s ~

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







:wom:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Came for dickbutt panhandling, stayed for bumwine hadoukens.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






V for Valvedetta

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






:laffo:

The only thing Gaben is sexually exploiting is an Oculus

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






StrixNebulosa posted:

Mark down to a four or five if you hate horny gay anime animal people

This modifier is way off

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






DisDisDis posted:

they should kill that blackmail rape vr game colonel was talking about

Night Trap??

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Good job Gaben, you brought the work ethic of every 70s hippie farming commune to game development.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Discendo Vox posted:

You’ve got the ending bit wrong, in a big way.

Well, don't hold out on us.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Keeshhound posted:

Oh, Jack. If only you'd known. :smith:

The man was truly a visionary.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Quicksilver6 posted:

raw sewage mixed with anime.

no need to repeat yourself

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Glagha posted:

Remember that Stardew mod to make Maru whiter? Good times. I love gamers.

White CJ from GTA San Andreas springs to mind.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






milk milk, lemonade
around the corner
hideous anime games are made

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'd pay good money to have some cute voiced Japanese actress read some of Joyce's filthier stuff.

edit: though I bet if I looked around on the internet enough I wouldn't have to pay for it

I'd be surprised if this doesn't exist for Gravity's Rainbow.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







I like how instead of just saying "procedurally generated infinite content" they threw a geologically deep number of hours in there.

Also early access for a clicker :lol:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Speaking of foreign cultures and sexuality in gaming

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/835422767/the-super-patriotic-dating-simulator



McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







So the premise of these "games" is "I filmed a bunch of PUA date rape fanfic and then put a VN interface over it"?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






ponzicar posted:

I'm reminded of the old front page articles mocking terrible disgusting hentai games. Their author(s) complained that after each article was posted, they'd receive a ton of email from people asking where they could get a copy.

And many "ironic" copies of Water Closet were sold that day.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Dehumanize yourself and face to tittygames

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






If you've got a better way to make monster cock stew, I'm listening.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Incest is boring. How do we make incest not-boring again?

*George Takei voice* They found a way...

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Kanfy posted:

Black Lilith are the company whose "Sexual Content" tags on VNDB are usually like this:



I'm Sex With Insects

:spidey:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Hippie Hedgehog posted:

I guess American kids all got Nintendos for Christmas and forgot all about PC gaming until Doom came out...

Bingo. Far as I remember the NES didn't just come out, it happened. And if it didn't, Super Mario Bros 3 sure as hell did.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






That's not the part people wanted uncovered

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Antivehicular posted:

I'm particularly fond of how the cat(?)girls' attack animation is just "extend arm and run at you."

Certainly puts a new spin on the running back stiff-arm.

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