Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What the hell does loosely-canonical visual novel mean? He's the sole creator of the game and whatever this hiveswap thing is, right? So he's the only one who decides what is or isn't canon.

It doesn't even make any sense anyway. Something is canon or it isn't. I am angry.

Side stories can just be for fun, and maybe later you take some of the cooler stuff from it and make it count in the sequel, but mainly you don't have to worry too hard about it

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Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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The Christians have finally come for my animes

# ¿ May 18, 2018 22:14

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Kanfy posted:

One day the truly filthy stuff will get on Steam and on that day all hope will indeed be lost.

Can I spoon with Honeydew? Asking for a me

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 10:46

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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"Intimacy Mode" seemed really euphamistic, so I looked it up and it's a model veiwer mode were you squirt girls with water and grab their boobs like they were Mario's nose in Mario 64 and they go "AAHH NOO"

I don't understand video games.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 15:05

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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frogge posted:

Gonna throw this one into the pile: Blood and Bacon. One map. Tons of pigs.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/434570/Blood_and_Bacon/

Doesn't belong in this thread at all, Blood and Bacon is brilliantly stupid

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 12:31

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Is undertale an rpg maker game? Or just game maker?

Any good game using a stock engine has had enough work put into it that you won't recognize the engine.

Game Maker. Both Hotline Miamis were too, which is why the collision is weird sometimes

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 18:43

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Nah

# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 17:37

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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More agreeable than Hitler, by like... a bit.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2019 23:26

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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ultrafilter posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1109130/3/

I have no idea if this is a terrible game or not, but the DLC being $390 worth of in-game items seems like a bit of a red flag.

From the tiny amount of English available it looks like the dlc is various amounts of paid currency. For what looks like an rpgmaker game :eek:

Edit oh wait that's what you meant by in game items. I just woke up :sweatdrop:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 07:28

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Doc Hawkins posted:

There is an officially licensed game for the anime "Rise of the Shield Hero," and even with how bad that show is (i'm clenching my rear end for the inevitable derail about it), the game looks INCREDIBLY bad. Like, early 2000s RPG Maker bad.

Oh, and not in english, so I'm definitely unclear why it's in my queue, except so that I can post it here.

I was gonna ask if that was that anime that you think will be someone's D&D campaign but actually ends up as a Harem anime, and then I realised I was thinking of Goblin Slayer and then realised that its its own genre of anime and now I'm sad, thanks

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 14:12

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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"What is Isekai?" I asked the thread, nervously.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 23:05

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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I was gonna compare the genre to Thomas Covenant and woah I guess I was more right than I thought???

(Or Gor, oh Jesus)

# ¿ Sep 28, 2019 16:36

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:54

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
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Being able to cut yourself in a video game sets my teeth on edge.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 13:03

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