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AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVZ8ob8cbgM

Alright, we're done with this loving game. Thank Christ. We don't talk about something so stupid again for at least a while.

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Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
This game really brings out the worst of you guys.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

AMovieReference posted:

Alright, we're done with this loving game. Thank Christ. We don't talk about something so stupid again for at least a while.

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
The beautiful thing is how much we spit bile at each other during an episode, then cut recording and talk about how great it turned out and laugh about it. This show is the most prominent symptom of a collective disorder.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem


Normally our incompetence is entertaining, but holy poo poo, Keith shouldn't be allowed to play anything except puzzle games.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Censored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mtlUwy2eRw
Uncensored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp3kV6JFukM

Alright, so last session or something we gave you guys "Hatris". This time around, we give you "Rock Tris", which isn't an Alexi original, but it's obviously trying to cash in on the Tetris craze.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNfV8RawBYk

Alright, Nebiros, I believe you requested this about a billion years ago, and we finally got to it! It's Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Rad game, and a huge part of my teen years. Capcom did some sweet games in those days. I'm actually quite sad you didn't get to level third, the dedicated Cadillac driving level.

Angry Lobster fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 28, 2017

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
We like to inject a little realism into the games we play. In that spirit, we agreed with Capcom that a deranged scientist with an uzi who can transform into a dinosaur will absolutely kill you. While consistent with our theme of failure and disappointment, it is certainly a shame that we fought all those dinosaurs only to miss out on the Cadillacs.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Angry Lobster posted:

Rad game, and a huge part of my teen years. Capcom did some sweet games in those days. I'm actually quite sad you didn't get to level third, the dedicated Cadillac driving level.

We're not done with this one, so it's still possible!

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGrbshXb2go

Sorry about putting this up so late in the day, I've been busy. Anyhow, here is Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, and now I have no home.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AMovieReference posted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGrbshXb2go

Sorry about putting this up so late in the day, I've been busy. Anyhow, here is Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, and now I have no home.

Wait, what? Is everything ok?

Also, all of these character designs look like stuff out of Tom of Finland's drawings.

\/\/Aw, good for you guys then! Best of luck with the move. \/\/

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 31, 2017

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Suspect Bucket posted:

Wait, what? Is everything ok?

Yeah, I'm just living with my girlfriend while we wait for our new apartment to be built, but technically I am homeless.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJBQ1Jo7hks

So this week, we remember FredMSloniker, who either is or is not dead. He requested a bunch of games when we first started doing this thing, and I think with this, we finally got all 15 of the games he's ever requested. It's NBA Jam, and boy, Nick and Kyle are poo poo at it.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Ah yes, I remember that game. Pretty much all arcade 2-on-2 basketball games were hard as gently caress, and you chose the one that you liked best. I wasn't big on the NBA (I'm an eurotard after all) so my poison of choice was Street Hoops, smoother graphics (and more cartoony), better controls and flashy super moves.

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
I had some version of NBA Jam on Sega when I was a kid. I remember having codes to play as Bill Clinton, leaping twenty feet in the air, flipping like a maniac, and shattering the backboard every other minute. It's clear that none of this stuck with me into adulthood.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Dirt Wizard posted:

I had some version of NBA Jam on Sega when I was a kid. I remember having codes to play as Bill Clinton, leaping twenty feet in the air, flipping like a maniac, and shattering the backboard every other minute. It's clear that none of this stuck with me into adulthood.

God dammit, Nick, why didn't we look up that code? The episode would have been good if we did that!

Anyhow, speaking good episodes, about a year ago, we played a game called, "Battle Balls" and our lives have never been the same. In fact, this is the only game that we've gone back to on the show. . so far. It's Battle Balls . . . Again!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_eoyvI3tTQ

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPmmSimFAgE

It's Battle Balls continuing on with it's destruction of friendships and sanity. Keith has to go down, or this poo poo is stupid.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Back to Antarctica then?

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Suspect Bucket posted:

Back to Antarctica then?

I think the canon of the show is that Kyle is banished to Antarctica while the show is not being recorded.

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
The same way I spend the interstitial periods in Hell. Between that and Kyle's costly travel arrangements, it keeps the show both morally and financially bankrupt.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Dirt Wizard posted:

The same way I spend the interstitial periods in Hell. Between that and Kyle's costly travel arrangements, it keeps the show both morally and financially bankrupt.

I'd love to see that vlog.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWk2xPkh5uM

Battle Balls is once again complete. . for now. I think we may try to do this at least once a session, but we'd like to play against other people, to see if Keith is truly the master of ball handling.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3Pu7mlj8o

Witches and Clowns. Man this show has some stupid tropes. This game probably took the logic that "Ninja Baseball Batman" used to make their game, and decided to combine two words that no one wanted to see together, and we got Ninja Clowns.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Good lord, that one was a real anomaly. Normally when someone says "It was a comic" I want to know more, like with "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs" but this is... I don't even want to know how someone tried to justify this with words and images.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Welp, this is like a mix of Killer Clowns from Outer Space and the Simpsons arcade game. In other words, weird as gently caress.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK7jGQ0E5d8

This was actually requested by Hoss Corncave, and probably a while ago. You know, when we were going to play this, I realized there is an unusually large amount of on rail light gun shooters for the Jurassic Park series. I think they even came out with a new one pretty recently.

Also, this is probably our worst episode ever. Kyle ruined it by getting way too drunk.

AMovieReference fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Apr 11, 2017

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
Somewhere behind the gossamer fabric of reality is a stretch of code; a single truth outlined like a graph. It highlights the crux of time played, drunkenness, and absurdity of game that signifies MCIHAD at its best. The bar for intoxication should be lower than it usually is, but absurdity should remain as elevated as is feasible.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
I flippin love Lake Placid.

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
I wasn't 100% sure what your reply meant until I watched the episode again. This still supports Keith's statement that talking about video games makes you sound crazy.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
That game wasn't bad, but my gold standard for arcade shooter has always been Time Crisis. Also, alcoholic rambling are fun.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DBnPYgTO4

Alright, it's finally Head 2 Head time again. I really enjoy the intro song for this, and it's great that it's not every single episode so that it's a bit more special. Anyhow, this game is a fighter, and I have to say, this poo poo is surprisingly violent for the times. I mean just watch the first several seconds to see what I'm talking about.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Ugh. This reminded me that I really wanted to recommend "Eternal Champions" which is another MK-imitator, but actually kind of a good one. Sadly, it isn't an arcade title.

Still, if for some reason you need more of this kind of thing, "Survival Arts," and "Blandia" might be worth looking at. Mostly because under other circumstances, they wouldn't be worth looking at.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
I lost it when both of you started spinning in the air with one arm and spewing blood everywhere, so amazing :allears:

Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
I guess this is as good a place as any to mention that there will be some Trouble Planet representation at RavenCon on the last weekend of this month. If you're in the Williamsburg, VA area between 4/28 and 4/30, you just might encounter some of your favorite bastards from the internet to talk video games and remain complicit in drinking away life's woes.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

Dirt Wizard posted:

I guess this is as good a place as any to mention that there will be some Trouble Planet representation at RavenCon on the last weekend of this month. If you're in the Williamsburg, VA area between 4/28 and 4/30, you just might encounter some of your favorite bastards from the internet to talk video games and remain complicit in drinking away life's woes.

Yeah, here's the website and everything. Only Kyle is on the hook for actually showing up and doing stuff, but I assure you both Nick and Kyle will at least be there. Keith. . . is a fucko, and I hope he swings down to VA for a day or two.

Anyhow, for some reason I got made a moderator of one of the panels. I don't know why, but I am. It's about "The Best of Youtube", so I guess I'm gonna shill my stuff and my friend's things. If you guys got poo poo you want me to shill, just quote this message so I know what you're talking about and I'll convince everyone to like, comment, and subscribe to anything.

Here's the website: http://www.ravencon.com/kyle-cawthon/

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OVxM5ANRU

Oh man, we've actually played this on another show with Instant Replay Live, and it's so freakin' relentless that we couldn't even get past the first level. So we tried it again, and. . . couldn't get past the first level. So we tried a third time, and finally we can see more of this game. Enjoy.

AMovieReference
Aug 20, 2015

cool arcade gaem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0tfNCVMTJs

Alright, this one was requested by Roller Snake. I can't tell if it was meant for us to be bad at, but god drat we were bad at it.

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Dirt Wizard
Mar 23, 2016

You are the wailing clock maker.
If our channel is any indication, the MCIHAD biopic could be three jackasses sitting around, frantically scanning the room, and screaming "What?" for ten minutes at a time while unable to adapt to change. Of course we suck at My Hero, but for a game of this pedigree, that trick is old hat.

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