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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Gaolang about to pull off the secret art of KICKBOXING

He's gonna do the splits and punch Agito in the balls.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Fang is gonna use the natural counter to striking: the Lay And Pray. Gaolang submits due to boredom.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Gaolang should've trained wrestling instead of just adding another striking discipline to his repertoire. :colbert:

I think Agito makes for better fights than Gao, honestly. Agito/Sen is gonna be interesting too, it's a magical Aikido lazy dude that's prone to distractions against this mega-adaptable beast that's exceptionally proud and likes to copy techniques/styles.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Kanos posted:

Kengan Ashura Japan has a gigantic fenced off Mad Max sector and every single major dispute in the economy is resolved by gladiators fighting death battles, hell yeah it is.

You know, we'd probably be better off if we had Kengans instead of Wall Street. Less murder too.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Imagine watching Gaolang fight hours ago and going "yeah i got this dude".

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Infinity Gaia posted:

He's too powerful, he even stole the Joestar secret family technique!

Peak Condition.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I'm very happy that this thread is all about hating the fuckin' cops.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

K. Flaps posted:

The cop doesn't need redemption because being an alpha vigilante cop is already badass.

Alpha Cops Are Bastards, hth

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

K. Flaps posted:

...of course being related to a criminal isn't a crime under the penal code of the state of Japan. But Akoya is killing as a vigilante and not as a state persecutor or a judge and he follows his own set of laws.

are you a cop

you have to tell us if you are a cop

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
You foolish boy, you weren't supposed to burn three flashbacks in a coma! Now you're definitely gonna get Ashita no Joe'd!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

CharlestonJew posted:

I like that Muteba's playing dumb to his involvement in putting down the coup

Yeah, that's my favorite little thing about this chapter. Muteba Fucks, but also Cares.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Electric Phantasm posted:

That doesn't mean anything the sequel could be about Rihito or Jerry Tyson.

The sequel is just a bunch of really detailed splash pages of our good American gently caress Boy kicking Murder Cop's balls over and over.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Kaneda is the Kuririn of Kengan Ashura.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

RareAcumen posted:

Ohma has gotten very bad with names.

imaicosmo

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I can't believe Cosmoimai is trying to lay and pray a shonen manga protagonist into submission.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

There is really a dril tweet for every occasion, huh.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Haven't seen someone choke this hard since the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
The omakes were very powerful although they sullied my boy Imaicosmo's innocence.

Also Ryo, you deserve the poo poo you're getting, you lost to Kengan Ashura's Krillin, for gently caress's sake.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Wakatsuki is wasting flashbacks already, Muteba's got this. He's gonna go for the THIRD heart jab, because he knows that Waka knows that he knows that no one sees the third heart jab coming.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

where the red fern gropes posted:

i dont think wakatsuki is going to be mutebas friend after this just saying

I'unno, Muteba seems to be pretty into him right now.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Them new Muteba eyes cost an arm and a leg, huh!

I'm not super sure if Muteba is doing the smart thing because he's a merc or if he's gonna try and pull a fast one over Waka. I do appreciate Waka's gimmick being kept consistent. If it hits ya, you're taking BIG DAMAGE.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Waka is so hosed up he's probably gonna try to Blast Ohma, get hit with some redirection BS and explode.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Muteba has jabbed his way into all of our hearts.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Somehow The Genocider is the smartest, most level headed and most endearing character out of everyone in this manga.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
If Setsuna goes for Rei instead of Literally Blind and Crippled Waka he's even dumber than he appears.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Caidin posted:

I mean he seems to have been trained from infancy to be a runs fast assassin. His world view might be a bit off.

...Goddamnit, is Rei actually Shadow the Hedgehog?

I think they're gonna resolve Rei's Oppai Love here one way or another, and that's good. I don't really hate the character, I like speedsters, he's just kinda one-note and the note isn't very exciting. Maybe now they finally do something with him tho.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

CharlestonJew posted:

Gensai gets his strength from decades of training and combat. Rei gets his strength from being horny

You're wrong, my friend. Rei's power comes from pure volcel affection. The only character that derives their power from being horny is Karla and we haven't seen her demonstrate how strong the thirst makes her.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Brought To You By posted:

Setsuna is a walking erection and he's easily top 10 in the bracket.

But he lost to the old jobber man tho, his boner wasn't THAT strong.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
No one that's winning actually wins in Kengan Ashura, so I'm guessing Rei is gonna pull off some feinting "I reacted to your reaction and stopped just in time to counter your counter" to punish Gensai's passivity.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Old Fang is probably gonna job to let Current Fang show off some new ability or resolve.

Also I'm glad Rei figured out a counter-ish but still got SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND HE'S TO BLAME

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Just in case someone missed the reference:

https://representingpuroresu.wordpress.com/new-japan-pro-wrestling/tiger-hattori/

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I think this was the biggest jobbing since the first round matches. Goddamn, Sen, you got hosed.



Kengan Ashura continues to have relatable characters.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Brought To You By posted:

He's using different forms of "I" in japanese. (Watashi, Ore, Boku) however, it's not something the translators could easily convey in english so they used "we" as the substitute.

They should've went with "THE FANG IS GONNA LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON EVERYONE'S CANDY-ASSES!"

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

JosephWongKS posted:

So...

Cosmo has "Imperfect Foresight".

Gensai has "Motionless", which is kind of like "Foresight".

Kanoh has "Pre-Initiative", which is also kind of like "Foresight".

Starting to think that Kaneda's gimmick is that everyone steals his gimmick.

I told you guys, Kaneda is this series` Krillin.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
The Final Boss right now is literally a dude that's Good At Fundamentals and Can React Real Fast.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Pewdiepie posted:

Which one?

Well, only time will tell now, won't it?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Kengan Ashura goes Full Baki and revives Bruce Lee next arc; he proceeds to one-inch punch Agito in the balls.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
"but gensai you also have a gimmick"
"shut up or i'll shiv your rear end tyvm"

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

gensai's gimmick is being really good at karate

also that his hands are shivs

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