a secret contest that only you can win (weiners inside)

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Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

I'll take 12.

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Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

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Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

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maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

98!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:09

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

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Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

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ASAPI: Apr 20, 2007; I invented the line.

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Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

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vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

6001

edit: meant 9001. sorry.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:29

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:27

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

You are now all encouraged to :siren:

label each other non-regulars :siren:

and a committee will hear out your arguments. Loser gets probated and you get possession of their number/entry.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 31, 2017

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:28

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Terrible Robot, by confession. Rules said he get a probie, but did not say he was DQed

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:44

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

nostalgia4murder ain't a regular he a bitch

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:46

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Only US-born regulars should be considered. I don't want a loving mango kiwi kangaroo probating me.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:47

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

This "it's curtains for Kevin" feller don't look like he from 'round these parts.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:50

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

holocaust bloopers posted:

Only US-born regulars should be considered. I don't want a loving mango kiwi kangaroo probating me.

haha you found the cum in the sauce i sent you then

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:51

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Also no active duty military or veterans. Don't trust their judgment

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i'd argue that no one in advertising should be considered either because gently caress propaganda

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:54

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

ZERIS THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:55

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

On one hand, loving propaganda liberal news media fake news, on the other hand gently caress FOREIGNERS

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:56

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

They're stealing our shitposting

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:58

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Mike-o posted:

On one hand, loving propaganda liberal news media fake news, on the other hand gently caress FOREIGNERS

Well, you need to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself who's a bigger threat to your way of life.
A foreigner from the noble land of New Zealand, come to give you all free healthcare and education,
Or a scum sucking piece of poo poo propagandist.

Two Finger 2017

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:58

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

I think lowtax should put the paywall up and make hte foreigners pay for it

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:59

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Two Finger posted:

Well, you need to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself who's a bigger threat to your way of life.
A foreigner from the noble land of New Zealand, come to give you all free healthcare and education,
Or a scum sucking piece of poo poo propagandist.

Two Finger 2017

loving socialist scum (jk ilu two finger)

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:05

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hilary Clinton's Thong is a non-regular as he is constantly probated and cannot post.

Check mate

:colbert:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:06

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

I haven't been probated in like 5 years man, I've been trying to clean up my act

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

no italians for mods, they've repeated proven that they cant handle power

also no dogless mods. if you cant take care of a dog you can't moderate a forum

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also if you live in a state that voted for trump then go back to russia

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:11

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also no dogless mods. if you cant take care of a dog you can't moderate a forum

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:11

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

I vote dog thread for admin/mod/ik

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:11

ASAPI: Apr 20, 2007; I invented the line.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Also no active duty military or veterans. Don't trust their judgment

I argue that since we are out we have the BEST judgement.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:12

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

What happens if somebody with a winning number takes possession of a losing number or vice/versa?

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:13

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

There is simply nothing in the rules that says a thread about dogs CANT be mod!

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:13

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I haven't been probated in like 5 years man, I've been trying to clean up my act

Hooooly poo poo that's a rap sheet.

I just threw a name out there. At least Grover banned you.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:15

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

They should get grover back and make him IK, what is old is new again

(don't do this it is a terrible idea)

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:25

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no italians for mods, they've repeated proven that they cant handle power

also no dogless mods. if you cant take care of a dog you can't moderate a forum

Good idea. Each animal a poster has should enable a poster to: 1) claim an additional number or 2) take another person's number, or

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What happens if somebody with a winning number takes possession of a losing number or vice/versa?

3) Give a number to another person.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:26

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nope, I was King human being for a while so I should have some sway. I have my crown of dicks.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:27

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

joat mon posted:

Good idea. Each animal a poster has should enable a poster to: 1) claim an additional number or 2) take another person's number, or

3) Give a number to another person.

I have 2 doggos, they are the best, a catte and a bird. Do I get additional numbers?

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Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

What about kids? Cause I got two dogs and two kids

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