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Ugh some chucklefuck left his 3 day bag unattended in the DFAC and someone's called the K-9 unit to sniff for bombs. Unfortunately there's been some recent Budget cuts to the MWD program so you'll be dealing mostly with raw recruits. Might be good to keep the dogges around for a while, better safe than sorry.
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They yell at me when I dance extremely white and they yell at me when I don't dance. I can't figure this club out at all except that the shots are $8 a piece so I can just sit at the bar.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Homeboy tried to hate on my free style haiku Eh, thinking about maybe a probation-free day* or something like that *Outside CE/get help
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orange juche posted:
I like the clear and bright sample of 2190 TEP you have to wash it down with.
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thetechnoloser posted:Best DFAC I ever ate at was the one on Soto Cano Air Base in Honduras. All local nationals. I put on 15-20lbs from having refried beans, fried plantains, and rice with huevos rancheros for every breakfast. This is god's honest truth. My company got sent to Soto Cano for 6 months it it was the best 6 month in the army.
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Raged posted:This is god's honest truth. My company got sent to Soto Cano for 6 months it it was the best 6 month in the army. I got sent there to do a radio show on AFN for a year and it was the best year I've done so far out of 10. Best kept secret in the Army. You AF or were you in ARFOR?
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ahahaha holy poo poo
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Link to the  trailer. lolhttps://a.pomf.cat/fpywsv.mp4
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holy lol YOU ARE RIGHT, SHE HAS AN AMAZING rear end
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I. SITUATION A. ENEMY FORCES - ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL) B. FRIENDLY FORCES - ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS - HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL) D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS - ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES II. MISSION HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN III. EXECUTION THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT) THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL) A. SIGNAL - THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU. B. COMMAND THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN       
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Mike-o posted:THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH Amen
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so I just started reading the /incel thread in GBS quote:I tried to have sex but i cant because women reject me. Who can have sex when women are so cruel? I have never had a kiss and i am over 20 and have tried to have sex but they call me a creep and disgust when i talk. I told them i want to give my virginity to a virgin and asked if they were one and they all act like im some sort of pervert when i am just trying my best and i try to have sex but they wont even talk to me. At least i am honest and nice but apparently girls only like moron guys who work out. I cant even hug a girl without thinking of sex, hell, i cant even do anything for more than 15 min without needing to think of sex. Its been this way for many years and i cant stop thinking of sex and i cant have it so why am i like this? Anyone have tips to have sex? (With girls, only virgin though) quote:So why SHOULDN'T we treat women badly?  Sometimes I give my wife a big hug and she doesn't know why.
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Incels are funny because literally every organism in their direct ancestry has managed to gently caress AT LEAST ONCE. Countless generations of people, and monkeys before them, and tree possums, and slime molds before that. They all managed to bump uglies enough to reproduce and create offspring. But the buck stops with Friendzone Freddy. It's pretty funny. ---- Unrelated to losers, the Kindle store had all the Conan the Barbarian stories for free a while back (they still might). My experience with other books written in the same time period (mainly Lovecraft) was spotty, but drat the Conan stories are pretty kick rear end so far.
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