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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
This list of champions is extremely weird but joanna and mmmmmdj being the old hats is super ok to me.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Work Friend Keven posted:

Got to say I'm a bisping fan which is why it's going to be so bittersweet when Yoel Romero brutally KOs him after cheating a bunch.

Almost worth it just for the Bisping pressers afterwards

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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This pic just came up in my fb memories lol

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Digital Jedi posted:

Few minutes in on it's on pizzagate and how it was a false flag by the media to distract from Anthony Weiner's child porn indictments.

Please continue to report, and thank you for taking one for the team.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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...and the pitch! posted:

I sometimes read Breitbart comments to drive myself crazy and they called President Obama pajama boy a lot. Maybe they were implying he is secretly a BJJ enthusiast. This changes everything.


Actually it makes perfect sense that Obama would be a smart, patient, artful combatant with years of study who constantly gets his head caved in by neo nazi's from the heartland because he assumed they would eventually end up in his territory

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Nope, just Nazi adjacent

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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The Korean Zombie being back and fighting Bermudez should fill me with joy but everything that's happened to the UFC and the world in the interim makes me doubt that love and magic are still real.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Push their CEO into a top-down management position and let their asset portfolio pass below your regulatory body

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Marching Powder posted:

i assume there's very little crossover between ufc enthusiasts and danny brown enthusiasts but danny brown just went on hot ones and talks about his favorite fighters at about the 6:20 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgqZBbBCJL0

I love DB so thanks




CHECCCCCCCCCCK

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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"Reguardless"

A freudian BJJ slip?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*is down by 124 points*

*scores 2*

I told you these guys were good

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Another FB memories gem

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Yeah I'm curious about how he looks coming back, it's not like he was contemplating retirement the whole time but I have zero idea if he was doing anything MMA related in his time off defending Dokdo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Bermudez is a perfect fight for him to come back to, at a pretty optimal time in Berm's career too. It's the kind of fight he can win if he's still the Poirier zombie and maybe lose if he wants to turn it into a hannah barbera tornado of violence.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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canoshiz posted:

He really identified with Cruz's post layoff destruction of Japanese scum who dare lay claim to Dokdo.

Lamoo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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kimbo305 posted:

You forgot the funniest thing of all? Fake linking to Roidtech.

Even when its not funny its an affirmation of life so its ok

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Congrats to the New England Cheick Kongos

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Im down for black lady sagat

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Antonio Silva def. Travis Browne TKO (spastic movement)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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LobsterMobster posted:

What if a fighter loudly announces they are making GBS threads on purpose?

It's in there tight Mike....no.....no he let it go.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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EA UFC2 is 13 bucks on psn sale for ps4 right now if you're into that. I got on Jon Jones' tuf team as Chan Sung Jung and took out two people with spinning backfists so I got my moneys worth.

Edit: It's insane that they managed to make grappling and subs worse after EA UFC1

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Feb 8, 2017

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Good for him

Are there any in depth recent articles about his return and time off? Has he talked about if he kept up training other than keeping fit and being inspired by Dom?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Chichevache posted:

I hate that you have to win 20+ fights in career mode just to get loving title shots. :argh:

How handsome is your CAF?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Captain Log posted:

I did the subs part of the tutorial over for days and couldn't get it.

So I tried to make myself as a Middleweight punch kick champion. I think I got the belt without a loss. But my CAF looked like me, in shape, from the neck down only. That's also being generous. His face looked like that dumb fucker that won TUF and kicked out a window.


I straight up quit the career mode yesterday because during one of my training camps they gave me a pop up that said an old friend is being annoying at your training camp and asking too many questions! Which apparently meant my training for the next fight would be bad. I have a feeling the real career mode is the f2p ultimate team bullshit mode so I just started playing that via the "download someone elses character and beat them up" singleplayer mode and it's pretty cool so far.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Schenck v. U.S. posted:

he's so totally reliant on physical traits of durability and quick reactions. It makes him an incredibly fun fighter but it won't age well. He has heavy hands, good timing, and submissions, but he's not technical with either his striking or his wrestling. He moves forward, trusts his chin, and drags more technical fighters into a chaotic brawl where he can time a heavy counterpunch or a reactive takedown. At some point his chin or his timing, or both, will go.

So like, have you seen any of his fights after Roop?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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It's a delicate dance, fight promotion.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Bubba Smith posted:

I think Aldo.... wins.

I think it's a good fight if none of this Post-McGregor poo poo has gone to his head, Holloway wins if it's affected him in a negative way. And if I had to bet I'd say he's affected in a negative way.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I helped a friend cut weight for her wedding when she was too big for her dress and her husband got real mad at us when he realized we massively dehydrated her and like half their photos from the day he has a real mean scowl.

:laffo:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Tezcatlipoca posted:

He looked real distraught while beating the poo poo out of Frankie Edgar for 25 minutes. Aldo is shook.

Oh right lol

Yeah he's probably gonna beat Holloway

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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She was stepping in for an AKA Bride on a weeks notice

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Detroit_Dogg posted:

One of her bridesmaid's was convinced I had an eating disorder because "why else would he (me) know all this sick poo poo"

Was she walking around hallucinating the whole day or something? They should have given you a cut of the wedding presents and forcibly made everyone who attended high five you as far as I'm concerned.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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quote:

Cole Miller
Brock Lesnar



quote:

Takeya Mizugaki
Maximo Blanco

Awwwww :(

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Detroit_Dogg posted:

She was fine and was gung-ho about it, and her bridesmaids were onboard once she explained to them that I wasn't just a crazy man with body dysmorphia. The only one who was upset was the groom because "you could have ended up in the hospital" or some such nonsense.


*Also i think it was all booze bloat anyway


Sounds like he was just upset that she used weight cutting to come in at a higher sexual market value than he could fairly compete with.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*extremely fatherdog voice*

You can tell kimbo305 isn't on fidelity enhancing drugs because he's always available to get married

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Tonight at 8PM on TLC: Diego Sanchez's say YES! YES! YES! to the dress

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Now thats a crappy fight night

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Memento posted:

how loving good is the new RTJ

Pretty good but I'm pretty over their maudlin moments

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Rick "The Derrick Lewis boo boo" Story

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Please, everyone please be dumb enough to let Conor get his head boxed off on PPV.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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"Getting old" is kind of an odd one to claim when he's the best defensive boxer of all time and was last seen convincingly defeating Pac and Berto.

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