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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


ASAPI posted:

The family crest guys are using a random generator for their poo poo. I know this since I have a fairly uncommon last name with specific history. When they presented my families "history" and their "crest" I laughed.

That's kinda what I figured. My family history is pretty wandering and hosed up, so I didn't bother, but I knew a couple guys that fell into it.

My last name is more common among black families than white, and isn't the name used back in the old countries, so I probably would have gotten some Prince of Zamunda poo poo until the salesperson realizes later that I'm lily white.

I wonder if anyone has gotten a "history" from them that included Wakanda.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004


Nap Ghost

I dunno why, but sure:

https://twitter.com/catsuka/status/1368690168371281926?s=21

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.




Can we get a NMS tag or something on that?

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Catching up to god quicker



My two favorite things when i was 12. Checks out

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






Nostalgia4Butts posted:





works sometimes

can't drink beer out of a sword.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!




Brute Squad posted:

can't drink beer out of a sword.

Just pour it down the middle with the tip in the dudes mouth like it's a dancers leg in from dusk till dawn. It's easier if it has the groove in the middle, just have to account for the spoon like splash up when it hits the end.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


Not about race, about respect for the flag, never about race,
https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)

Taco Defender

Stultus Maximus posted:

Not about race, about respect for the flag, never about race,
https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

Reinstate the draft and project 100,000, but only for people who despise liberty "love our country" so much that they think kneeling during the anthem isn't OK, but talking during it is.

Edit: have the integrity to at least be consistent in your weak-minded hate.

piL fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Mar 13, 2021

Toshokan
Apr 11, 2008
Prepare yourself for some obtuse logic--->


Stultus Maximus posted:

Not about race, about respect for the flag, never about race,
https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

https://twitter.com/Apple__Volcel/status/1370536682462851073?s=20

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1370729126429126656?s=21

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



Stultus Maximus posted:

Not about race, about respect for the flag, never about race,
https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

For some , that team capped their undefeated season with the 6A state championship shortly thereafter

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






Steezo posted:

Just pour it down the middle with the tip in the dudes mouth like it's a dancers leg in from dusk till dawn. It's easier if it has the groove in the middle, just have to account for the spoon like splash up when it hits the end.

so a sword luge. not as satisfying imho, but functional.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)

Taco Defender

Brute Squad posted:

so a sword luge. not as satisfying imho, but functional.

But considerably more dangerous.

Toshokan
Apr 11, 2008
Prepare yourself for some obtuse logic--->



Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Mommy Milky himself.

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021





https://imgur.com/a/oFHfM0q

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003



https://twitter.com/juliadavisnews/status/1372664571916353537

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





https://i.imgur.com/VinBH2u.mp4
🔊

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021





Lmao

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


https://twitter.com/DennisKPIX/status/1372241168663076864

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021






What the gently caress.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008




Logan Paul lookin' rear end.

Found out what it was like to get an asswhooping. But that poor woman; she's shouting "He punched me!" According to comments.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Wasabi the J posted:



Logan Paul lookin' rear end.

Found out what it was like to get an asswhooping. But that poor woman; she's shouting "He punched me!" According to comments.

Also in the comments "We should all agree that we don't know enough. maybe she started it?"

Basically never read the comments.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008


Well, I'll take her $700k reached / $50k goal go fund me that there is still some good in the world.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





I really hope her eye is okay. She can't see out of it and she's diabetic, which does not bode well.

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021





CainFortea posted:

Also in the comments "We should all agree that we don't know enough. maybe she started it?"

Basically never read the comments.

I saw that one and almost linked it but I don’t wanna make anyone else’s blood pressure rise.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

I think about this old dude a lot. I wonder if he's still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5Q75hf6QI&t=2927

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


kill whitey

https://twitter.com/dotjenna/status/1375443216720400387

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.



maybe the cubic function has been the correct forecast this whole time

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw



Who is this and why is she not going to jail?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Time Crisis Actor posted:

Who is this and why is she not going to jail?

One of the terrorist chuds who took a private jet to DC for the Beer Gut Putsch.

Toshokan
Apr 11, 2008
Prepare yourself for some obtuse logic--->


She's the real estate broker chud who flew on a private plane to the riot.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/15/feds-arrest-private-plane-flying-capitol-rioter-jenna-ryan/

After everyone started getting arrested, she tried to pretend that she was "lied to" and otherwise was deceived into participating, but that she was really sorry about and regretted the whole incident.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jenna-ryan-capitol-insurrection-charges-says-she-bought-into-lie-2021-2

Now she's bitching and whining about not getting enough right wing media attention and sympathy, leading to the tweet linked by Time Crisis Actor, which would seem to belie her previous apology and deflection of blame as a victim.

https://twitter.com/dotjenna/status/1375297908489216000?s=20

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021





“Why did my fascist buddies abandon me just because I’m in a minority group” is a question that is asked way too often.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


What was that headline or maybe it was a tweet about alt-right women finding out they are persona non grata

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES



Milo and POTUS posted:

What was that headline or maybe it was a tweet about alt-right women finding out they are persona non grata

That was the article about Lauren Southern that tried to launder her image into something more palatable to mainstream right wing media companies.

Please pay more attention to how gross and weird the men around her are and ignore her history of shooting flares at refugees trying to cross the Mediterranean.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011






Internet Wizard posted:

That was the article about Lauren Southern that tried to launder her image into something more palatable to mainstream right wing media companies.

Please pay more attention to how gross and weird the men around her are and ignore her history of shooting flares at refugees trying to cross the Mediterranean.

Lmao, I grew up with her. She's an absolutely baffling person. Spent most of high school trying to be a Gamer Girl and when that fell through (partially because the gaming nerds, including my circle of friends, were all impossible dorks) she decided to join the Conservative Party, hosed that up, joined the Libertarian Party, ran as an MP, got a couple hundred votes, and then became the alt-right darling. She kept trying more and more extreme flavours of right-wing garbage until basically getting banned from civilized nations.

We grew up in a middle class suburb of Vancouver.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Kazinsal posted:

Lmao, I grew up with her. She's an absolutely baffling person. Spent most of high school trying to be a Gamer Girl and when that fell through (partially because the gaming nerds, including my circle of friends, were all impossible dorks) she decided to join the Conservative Party, hosed that up, joined the Libertarian Party, ran as an MP, got a couple hundred votes, and then became the alt-right darling. She kept trying more and more extreme flavours of right-wing garbage until basically getting banned from civilized nations.

We grew up in a middle class suburb of Vancouver.

So was she ever actually a real person instead of trying to fit a mold with a Brand stapled on?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


https://twitter.com/hidingmytag/status/1379382283946360836?s=20

This is incredible and can confirm that Jorp got mad about it.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

The best part is it took Jorp three loving years to notice

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