GiP Political Pictures: serfing USA

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

subterfudge posted:

Shot in the neck, or caught shrapnel to the neck? I would hope it was an accidental wound from an explosion but I wouldn't put it past seals to smoke an 8 year old girl.

Probably more like

"Must have been a wedding party"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 09:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:41

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

gently caress. You.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 05:54

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

I remember when Nigel Farage was a laughingstock and he vanished right after the Brexit vote. It is infinitely disturbing that he's now frequently used on Fox News and people like my parents don't see anything wrong with the man. "man" being used loosely

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:15

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Like spicey already found that out so what the gently caress is wrong with her

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 07:11

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

Huckabees are not know for their intelligence.

Just dog murder and making GBS threads up Twitter

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 07:22

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Professor Bling posted:

Also, you know, the obvious dry rot

Yeah seriously she needed new tires anyway

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 04:56

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mike-o posted:

Is that what the lady did to you?

Don't kink shame

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 23:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Only one dude posted about it being a USMC photo and not Army. Army doesn't use Hueys, they use different helmets and flight suits as well.

The rest of the comments are loving awful and make me hate half this country.

"sir I have HRC locked in my sights"

"fire and fury"

"here to MAGA"

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 21:48

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

How the poo poo would the DoD gently caress that up? That's assuming said Twitter user is correct; I don't know poo poo about helecopters or helmets

He only mentioned the helmet. I mentioned everything else.

Source: I was helicopter aircrew and I know all the branches poo poo because it's just what you do working with them.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 22:50

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

A good dog

# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 18:35

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

cowboy elvis posted:

Third Reich King Of The Hill

Dude come on it's obviously King of the Heil

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 21:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

Fuhrer of the Hill, come on.

---

Bogey Himmler

Edit: Fuhrer of the Heil (good catch)

Mein was better

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 22:36

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/901482060271038464

James Adomian is a cool and good comedian and this is just another reason why.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 04:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

ded posted:

One of the best onions ever.

Yeah they def knocked it out of the park right there

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 12:19

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Pesticide20 posted:

drat that's a dumb rear end uniform though

Yeah I don't think it counts as an official military uniform either right?

Ugh service academies are garbage.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 21:28

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

It most certainly does.

Gross

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 22:51

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Dingleberry posted:

I'm honestly curious about this picture

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 16:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

mlmp08 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ely4a2saeTA

LOL

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 22:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

The fire alarm is also HOW THEY loving FOUND HIM

And there's certainly no chance he removed the "800 lb window" by SHOOTING IT OUT

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 02:21

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

Because you're not a corrupt 3 or 4 star. It's supposed to be this big special award from "the enlisted corps" to senior officers who do something magical. Now basically every other O-9/10 wants one.

Welsh loving got one, and he was the worst CSAF since McPeak.

I'm pretty sure Fogelsong got one

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 19:19

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

DoktorLoken posted:

You figure the AF would have something way cooler to hand out than idiotic anime swords?

Uh youre obviously not very familiar with the air force

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 19:27

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Xenoborg posted:

A lot of ex-maintainers around the office have pieces scavenged off decommissioned B-52s and made into retirement trophies. Especially the fin shaped antennas.

A lot of our guys get minigun barrels, rotor blades, or painted helmets

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 23:56

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/919712032093384704

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 18:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

I really wish he'd died in that plane crash.

I think he did and it's some trickster demon wearing his skinsuit

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 14:34

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Ugh what the gently caress is that

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 23:25

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

mlmp08 posted:

It's some loving insane children's book published by a Hillary mega-fan. It's been pretty roundly mocked by a bunch of women and POC for being utterly, stupidly tone-deaf and ignoring tons of other important activists who did a helluva lot more good for the world than Hillary before she'd even been born.

So it's exactly what I figured. Tone deaf is an understatement

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 00:10

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Amazing.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 21:47

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Slim Pickens posted:

They made that lovely battleship movie a few years ago too. My only question is who's gonna star in the eventual burger time movie?

Keenan and Kel, obviously

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 18:40

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/ironshackle/status/933508645287006208

Dudes hat owns

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 00:47

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

at the date posted:

And it's not just Obama, it's more or less every serious presidential candidate in the last 40 years.

And until Trump, every single one of them wised up upon taking office (or were just lying in their campaign) because they realized it would undermine the peace process and destroy the United States's credibility as a mediator.

But a political candidate making baseless statements and lying on the campaign trail is okay guys don't worry

drain the swump

# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 16:11

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

at the date posted:

I didn't say it was OK to lie.

I'm saying it's OK to renege on a promise to do something that will actually cost lives.

Ideally, none of them would have made the promise to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital. Having made that promise, it is better to break it than go "welp, few days of riots, gently caress it."

I'm getting at the fact that the MAGA warriors will trot this video out as an example of how trump isn't wrong about what he did because obummer did it first, and they will ignore the fact that it was on the campaign trail while saying that the promises trump made while campaigning are just "things you say to get elected nbd"

It wasn't a post against you

# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 16:28

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Fat
Tacticool
Militia
Appropriating one of the worst events in human history as a sign of his own perceived persecution
From Ohio

Yep this one checks out

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 22:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CommieGIR posted:

Nothing says "I support Jews" like the party courting the KKK and actual god damned Nazis.

He's not pretending to support the Jewish people. He's Appropriating the star to make it seem like he's been persecuted like the Jews were.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 02:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Pretty sure it was real

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 21:08

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I.... don’t think the cartoonist understands what a witch hunt is.

I'm entertained by the number of media outlets he has shown in this picture.

It gets to a point:

quote:

The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 16:28

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

His orders, not him personally.

And he's a couple orders of magnitude behind some other people. 68k isn't even close to a record.

Humanity!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 17:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

aphid_licker posted:

Blokhin allegedly executed 300 people a night for a month at Katyn, and Brzica claimed to have killed 1360 in a day during a Serb-killing competition at Jasenovac concentration camp. Definitely do not read up about Jasenovac.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Blokhin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petar_Brzica

The second guy got away and no one has any record of his whereabouts after the war or when he died.

Christ. And yes, I read up on Jasenovac.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 17:33

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Smiling Jack posted:

"future use"

That didn't even dawn on me Holy gently caress

# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 22:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

I hope that's ironic

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 17:34

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:41

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Disregarding the stupid rear end text, what the gently caress does that picture have to do with anything?

Also terrible grammar

# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 00:05

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