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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
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UPDATE

Ruzihm posted:

SEIU is calling for a May Day general strike https://www.facebook.com/events/1221437297933877/




https://www.google.com/search?q=general+strike+february+17th
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/travel-ban-airport-protests-disruption

K so Francine Prose wrote an article in the Guardian calling for a General Strike, aka a national strike, to protest Trump, and then she goes on to tell you to delete Uber and use Lyft, because she doesn't understand that



(Carl Icahn, early and vocal Trump backer and fundraiser. has a hefty $100M investment in Lyft lol. Can't even take a cab, since they are so notoriously racist. Gonna have to hippie it up and start riding a bike.)

ANYWAY that is all a distraction the important thing is that people have taken the GENERAL STRIKE idea and run with it.

I, SA Forums User Laphroaig, heartily support the idea b/c I would get the day off. Even better, they are suggesting Feb. 17th 2017, which would give me a 4 day weekend. Therefore I wholeheartedly support the General Strike and urge you all to :justpost: in solidarity.

Sadly the only workers whose striking would really upset the elites are if the Police went on strike, and somehow I doubt that will ever happen.

jarofpiss posted:

call in sick (you will probably be fired but then you're just always on strike which is extremely revolutionary)

THERE IS ANOTHER GENERAL STRIKE THREAD, which in solidarity w/ this one i have linked below

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808680&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

let a thousand megathreads bloom

Laphroaig has issued a correction as of 19:43 on Feb 15, 2017

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

General Strike is a badass name for a general, but what exactly are his military qualifications and what is his strategy to defeat trump

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
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Calibanibal posted:

General Strike is a badass name for a general, but what exactly are his military qualifications and what is his strategy to defeat trump

Greetings, comrade, for your first post in Solidarity with my paid time off. To answer your question, I have seen many memes on the issue and I am afraid he would be defeated by General Mattis quite knifehandedly.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


someone should make a kickstarter for strikes, like I dont want to join a measly 500 worker strike. i want to see at least 600 workers sign up before i take a whole week off you know what I'm saying?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

how long are we planning on striking for? until trump admits defeat and resigns?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I've only got 3 vacation days this year and my job is completely superfluous so you guys better make this one count

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Fullhouse posted:

I've only got 3 vacation days this year and my job is completely superfluous so you guys better make this one count

call in sick (you will probably be fired but then you're just always on strike which is extremely revolutionary)

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


jarofpiss posted:

call in sick (you will probably be fired but then you're just always on strike which is extremely revolutionary)

put this in the op, comrade.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
well my job involves giving free open heart surgeries to sick kittens but i guess i could let a few of them die needlessly and mewing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

jarofpiss posted:

call in sick (you will probably be fired but then you're just always on strike which is extremely revolutionary)

actually check yer local listings on this one, for example here in pdx employers have to provide one hour of sick time for every 30 hours worked, to be used at will WITHOUT RETALIATION, and there are a number of municipalities with similar laws

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

jarofpiss posted:

call in sick (you will probably be fired but then you're just always on strike which is extremely revolutionary)

Sorry boss, I'm sick... Of capitalism!

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol it's raining friday i won't be working anyway

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pomp posted:

lol it's raining friday i won't be working anyway

in california of all places!!!!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


yeah sure lets throw a strike during winter, what could go wrong!!!

seriously tho July 4 would make a killer strike day

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013

Agean90 posted:

yeah sure lets throw a strike during winter, what could go wrong!!!

seriously tho July 4 would make a killer strike day

july 4 is already a holiday?? good day for some anti-american action, though

the correct day is may 1

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
this is too soon from now for an actual general strike. not nearly enough time to organize and set up infrastructure.

however, sounds like a good day to blockade airports and highways

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
lol at choosing a friday for this

ill be off anyway so uhhh solidarity i guess or whatever

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


big black turnout posted:

lol at choosing a friday for this

ill be off anyway so uhhh solidarity i guess or whatever

yeah if it happens (lol) ill look like a jackass since everyone else will be risking getting fired or taking a pay cut and im jut like "i get pto lol"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
workers of the world unite ✌

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Agean90 posted:

yeah if it happens (lol) ill look like a jackass since everyone else will be risking getting fired or taking a pay cut and im jut like "i get pto lol"

Same I actually had to burn 25 days pto or lose em

no more books
Aug 4, 2011
Make May Day great again

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i'm gonna strike from shitposting

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
ha ha ha just kidding, i'm gonna scab up all in this place

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


rudatron posted:

ha ha ha just kidding, i'm gonna scab up all in this place

MODS???

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Red Minjo posted:

Sorry boss, I'm sick... Of capitalism!

yeah i gotta take the day off due to a very serious case of alienation from labor

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


also can we get this in the op?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
lol @ the idea of american working class workers trying to strike, they'd all be fired or relegated to 10 hours a week status

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

In response to the OP, I don't think a police strike would be the only way to "upset elites." Workers striking en masse and shutting down essential industries like shipping/trucking/the post office could practically shut the economy down with a strike lasting for more than just a day

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

the only thing that fukin will make people take notice is a general stike you cucks

if u scab u suck so much lamo GENERAL STRIKE


actually if anyoen says they scab im gonna probate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Red Minjo posted:

Sorry boss, I'm sick... Of capitalism!

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Baloogan posted:

the only thing that fukin will make people take notice is a general stike you cucks

if u scab u suck so much lamo GENERAL STRIKE


actually if anyoen says they scab im gonna probate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ty for the mod support in the struggle

Plz also read this article by the late Mark Fisher about remembering that the current incarnation of Internet leftism is basically stupid and bad and needlessly alienating to the working class.

http://www.thenorthstar.info/?p=11299

OK let's get morale up w/ some socialist jokes

What's a socialists favorite ice cream?
A banana split

How do you know Jean Claude Van Damme is a socialist?
He is always doing splits

What did the socialist say to the other socialist after the direct action meeting?
Hey, let's split!

call to action
Jun 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Laphroaig posted:

Ty for the mod support in the struggle

Plz also read this article by the late Mark Fisher about remembering that the current incarnation of Internet leftism is basically stupid and bad and needlessly alienating to the working class.

http://www.thenorthstar.info/?p=11299

OK let's get morale up w/ some socialist jokes

What's a socialists favorite ice cream?
A banana split

How do you know Jean Claude Van Damme is a socialist?
He is always doing splits

What did the socialist say to the other socialist after the direct action meeting?
Hey, let's split!

And if you wanna hear commentary on this essay, just listen to the latest premium Chapo ep!

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Isn't General Strike the phone game that Arnold is in the commercials for

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Talk to my union, I can't strike til they agree.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Nevvy Z posted:

Talk to my union, I can't strike til they agree.

you have to be the agitator nevvy! you have to say 'lets all take a 4 day weekend'

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Nevvy Z posted:

Talk to my union, I can't strike til they agree.

if ur union says not to strike but you do anyway then who is the scab?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ScrubLeague posted:

Isn't General Strike the phone game that Arnold is in the commercials for

no I think he was the guy that was always chasing the Hulk

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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
real general strikes last weeks, not hours

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