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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Benne posted:

Please sign Delilah Doom

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nilbop posted:

This is my first Smackdown in a while but is James Ellsworth worth this time?

No

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President

GLOSS posted:

So is this Carmella/Ellsworth thing Carmella testing the theory on whether or not you can actually be taught to be a certified G and/or a bonafide stud?

An Enzo/Ellsworth feud would cause the universe to collapse under the weight of so much jobbing.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Kuroyama posted:

Didn't we have this lady-jobber before? I feel like she got wrecked by Nia Jax a few months back.

Yep! She wrestled Nia under the name Rachel Levy and cut a nice promo about the Olympics before she got murdered. :)


Benne posted:

Please sign Delilah Doom

:agreed:

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Why does Smackdown have FOUR people on commentary

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

sign delilah doom, god dammit

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

GLOSS posted:

So is this Carmella/Ellsworth thing Carmella testing the theory on whether or not you can actually be taught to be a certified G and/or a bonafide stud?

The other Divas bet her she and Ellsworth couldn't win prom queen and king.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Ambrose vs. Sting and Orton vs. Bret sound like they would actually be pretty mediocre matches.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This mobile app looks like absolute poo poo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Oh boy Kalisto Dolph again

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Ask Me For Warez posted:

An Enzo/Ellsworth feud would cause the universe to collapse under the weight of so much jobbing.

Redshirts vs. Stormtroopers, who ya got

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

Please sign Delilah Doom

Can't go wrong; her dad's a famous doctor.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Jetfire posted:

Why does Smackdown have FOUR people on commentary

Technically Young Boy Tom isn't on commentary, he just hosts the show from the same desk as commentary. A very subtle, but distinct, difference.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

bradzilla posted:

Oh boy Kalisto Dolph again

We're gonna get three months of them, minimum.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jetfire posted:

Why does Smackdown have FOUR people on commentary

:ughh:

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

DeepDickPizza posted:

James Ellsworth rules and it's a shame he's saddled with Carmella, who is awful.

Yeah, but she is so pretty.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jetfire posted:

Why does Smackdown have FOUR people on commentary

JBL corrupting Young Boy Tom and turning him to the heel side.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Even when Dolph turns heel he can't escape wrestling the same person 20 weeks in a row

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i forgot wrestling was on and accidentally went outside and did things

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

I've said it before, but Ellsworth should get a minor push after a training montage, and win some matches with the Power of the Punch.

Jetfire posted:

Why does Smackdown have FOUR people on commentary

They don't. Young Boy Tom is the host, he only talks to introduce new segments.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Bill Goldberg posted:

i forgot wrestling was on and accidentally went outside and did things

nerd

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bill Goldberg posted:

i forgot wrestling was on and accidentally went outside and did things

but it's so cold out and snowing

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

HitTheTargets posted:

JBL corrupting Young Boy Tom and turning him to the heel side.

Tom's heel turn is slowly standing up during interviews to make everyone look tiny compared to his horrific, slender frame

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

i'm making a shrimp tank for shrimps to live in

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DeepDickPizza posted:

Carmella rules and it's a shame he's saddled with James Ellsworth , who is awful.

T

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I love that they gave Dean so much hair in that game.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

2k17 graphics looking good

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Bill Goldberg posted:

i forgot wrestling was on and accidentally went outside and did things

Your punishment is 3 months of Ziggler/Kalisto.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i forgot wrestling was on and accidentally went outside and did things

Do you know that almost all wars have taken place outside? Be careful!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Delsaber posted:

Redshirts vs. Stormtroopers, who ya got

Schwartz's versus

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Kuroyama posted:

Your punishment is 3 months of Ziggler/Kalisto.

two more shrimps for the tank

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

nooneofconsequence posted:

2k17 graphics looking good

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't wait until he dresses in all black and red and calls himself James Hellsworth and is in a tag team with Kane.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco in an evening gown match was so weird.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Dolph Ziggler turns heel, acts exactly the same except wears black pants

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I loving love Dana Brooke

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I can't wait until he dresses in all black and red and calls himself James Hellsworth and is in a tag team with Kane.

I would 100% unironically be all about this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Apollo Crews intently watching the corner of that monitor

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Hollywood heel :laffo:

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sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
where did dana brooke go anyways

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