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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Poor wrestlers, when will someone teach them a more comfortable way to watch TV?

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Oh my God he literally has "heel" on his pants

I loving hate Dolph

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Go RV! posted:

I would 100% unironically be all about this

the finish is him getting chokeslammed onto their opponent for the pin, and then kane just chokeslams ellsworth after the match for fun.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that sure happened

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

sonicice posted:

where did dana brooke go anyways

Trying to find Emmalina.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

sonicice posted:

where did dana brooke go anyways
Steinering it up on Main Event with Alicia Fox, and prepping for a bodybuilding thing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Apollo is here to not smile and be not competitive because he's mad for his friend Lucha K!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Like him or... not like him

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

sonicice posted:

where did dana brooke go anyways

Somebody has to wrestle Alicia Fox on Main Event

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I can't wait until he dresses in all black and red and calls himself James Hellsworth and is in a tag team with Kane.

That would be pretty awesome and a much better use of Ellsworth.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dolph Ziggler is the worst

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
please do a kalisto/dolph mask/hair match and make dolph lose so he looks like a proper republican

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I love you, Becky. :allears:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Benne posted:

Oh my God he literally has "heel" on his pants

I loving hate Dolph

They should fire Dolph and make the new punishment for breaking backstage protocol to dress up like Dolph and go out to be the lovely loserman who begs for more unearned chances

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DoctorGonzo posted:

Dolph Ziggler is the worst

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"From the past" is a freaking beautifully subtle burn.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

please do a kalisto/dolph mask/hair match and make dolph lose so he looks like a proper republican

I want his ring gear to say "D Party Member"

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

please do a kalisto/dolph mask/hair match and make dolph lose so he looks like a proper republican

he already looks slimy as hell so he's about 90% there imo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
"yeah I'm pretty use to being the female sting by this point"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
in college i used to paint my girlfriend in fluorescent paint and take pictures of her all naked and glowing under a blacklight

it was cool

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Snatched the what what? What is this promo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

They make a good team.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

they ran in opposite directions?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Naomi and Becky are HYPE

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trade Naomi for Eva Marie.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



when did naomi get good at promos

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
I'm actually alright with "Glow Fire".

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

DoctorGonzo posted:

Trade Naomi for Eva Marie.

they're both on smackdown???

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I see it's that one time of year that WWE kinda pushes Naomi for a few weeks and then forgets about her again

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Writer Cath posted:

"From the past" is a freaking beautifully subtle burn.

Yeah, I loved that. More please.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Go RV! posted:

Snatched the what what? What is this promo

I believe she said she snatched the little termite bald which is.... just as confusing, really.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I believe she said she snatched the little termite bald which is.... just as confusing, really.

That's ebonics, grand dad.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hey all you posters with dva avatars: i am new to overwatch, why is dva an unstoppable pain in the rear end on the other team and completely worthless on my team

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
it's a reference to snatching a woman's wig or weave off her head to embarrass her in a fight

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bill Goldberg posted:

hey all you posters with dva avatars: i am new to overwatch, why is dva an unstoppable pain in the rear end on the other team and completely worthless on my team

Because she plays to win.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Benne posted:

I see it's that one time of year that WWE kinda pushes Naomi for a few weeks and then forgets about her again

Black History Month does start tomorrow, yes.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Bill Goldberg posted:

hey all you posters with dva avatars: i am new to overwatch, why is dva an unstoppable pain in the rear end on the other team and completely worthless on my team



Become the good D.Va on your team. It did me wonders

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Dangerous Person posted:

Become the good D.Va on your team. It did me wonders

i'm the Mercy that keeps everyone alive and gets no recognition

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



ay gurl you like pitbull?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

That's ebonics, grand dad.

Oh so you think I'm an old man with hopelessly dated pop-culture knowledge do you? Well maybe this frame-grab from a popular motion picture will tell you different! :smug:

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