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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Godholio posted:

Anybody have a digital subscription to the NYT? I've got a couple of questions about the tiers.

You can read it for free forever from an incognito window.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

CommieGIR posted:

Catering to ignorant asshats isn't going to win the Dems anything worth note.

What is?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Proud Christian Mom posted:

As soon as I find a moderate actually willing to have a discussion I'll have one. Until then I'll keep trolling Trump supporters hoping they have a stroke.

Are any of them so tired of winning yet that it's working? There's very little to be disappointed in as a Trump supporter and lots of reasons to throw back your head and roar with soul cleansing laughter.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Sessions passed committee. Another good day. :unsmith:

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

CommieGIR posted:

Oh cool, a guy who will unquestioningly use force to enforce some of the most reprehensible things possible. Nothing can go wrong.

:hfive: I have a good feeling about him, too.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
If Trump's favoritism for Christian refugees is an unconstitutional religious test what do you think will happen to all of the Soviet Jews who were admitted with a preference and have their citizenship invalidated? Do most of them go to Russia or Israel?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

shyduck posted:

I'm really glad I got out

I'm over 40 and got out with two permanent profiles. I've received three calls the last month asking if I want to join the reserves. I can't decide if they're desperate or just have poo poo presorting mechanisms.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Potential BFF posted:

Man, a one way ticket to Thailand in <$1000. It's tempting, if I have to live in a third world shitheap it may as well not be a fuckwit Christian police state.

Also some of the ladies there got dicks.

The Democratic Party is going global.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The National Zoo stopped looking for the escaped bobcat, I think that makes it finders' keepers.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Walking past CNN, just saw Spicer taking a question via Skype at a press briefing. Is that an innovation or am I just behind the times?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Brexit moves forward.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ex...ler-Commons/amp

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zeris posted:

Does this actually violate the treaty, though?

I gather it depends on whether the missile was theoretically nuclear capable. Iran says no. I imagine the real answers depends on how good your engineers are within some size ranges.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

ded posted:

No matter who gets the job it's going to be a yesman for Trump.

Why do you say that? I don't think anyone believes Mattis is a yes man for Trump. Gorsuch, surprisingly enough, isn't a yes man for government power.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

facialimpediment posted:

Never let the facts get in the way of good sabre-rattling.

Don't let planning get in the way of sabre-rattling either: https://twitter.com/nancyayoussef/status/826879090137378816

I'm going to go ahead and predict there actually are CENTCOM plans for dealing with Iran under a wide rage of contingencies.

Is her position that she's mad that Flynn talked tough without first preparing for imminent retaliatory strikes?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Apparently Trump went to Dover for the recent KIAs arrival.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Well, there may be the first completely normal presidential act out of his first term.



I'm fully convinced he'll find a way to make it about himself or play the media victimization card.

"They were so appreciative of my visit, said they respected me bigly..."

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
https://twitter.com/yalepress/status/826893472640663552

:vince:

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Woof Blitzer posted:

They sure showed all those Republicans in NYC

Plus all those rich people who buy from individually owned grocery stores.

God knows time shifting groceries one day is an intolerable burden, too. Reminds me of an absurd "don't buy gas on this designated day" protest circa 2001. I couldn't make any of my coworkers understand why it would have zero effect on oil company revenues or profits even if the entire nation participated.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Hot Karl Marx posted:

There has been word of organizing a general strike on may day as well, maybe pass it on and give it some momentum

Are there any, like, demands for this proposed strike?

shyduck posted:

He also said back in 2015 that we should've invaded Mexico instead of Iraq, so yeah :stare:

Closer oil for us to keep.

VikingSkull posted:

he read the George Zimmerman note!

Probably thinks it was intercepted by Frederick Douglass.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

trump should aspire to be lincoln :nsallears:

I also hope that he crushes his enemies in a bloody conflict, his victories are enshrined by multiple constitutional amendments, and he is remembered as one of our greatest presidents.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zeris posted:

Tread carefully.

Understood, I'm consciously limiting those sorts of things in response to light hearted assassination jokes.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Author of "The Flight 93 Election" revealed and profiled.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/decius-unmasked/article/2006623

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Saint Celestine posted:

If there does end up being a war with Iran, nobody will ever trust us again in regards to nuclear weapons treaties.

Everyone will point to Iran giving up their weapons program and then promptly getting invaded/bombed.

Have you heard of a country called Libya?

CommieGIR posted:

They wouldn't call back up recent discharges would they?

Half of my training cadre in an Army officer school circa 2008 were former officers called back from the IRR after being out a few years. I know a MP CPT who used to blog got an IRR call up to be on a MiTT a little earlier than that. I don't know that any Army NCOs ever got called up off the IRR, but they have 8 year immunity.

Number Ten Cocks fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Feb 2, 2017

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Sergg posted:

Bashar Assad is deathly ill. Rumors from pro-government sources say he's had a stroke and his brother, Maher Assad, attempted a coup with Iranian backing. The coup was stopped by Russia, and Alawite officers are split between Russia/Iran and assassinating each other.

EDIT: Just FYI none of this has been 100% confirmed, it's just rumors, but it fits with the rumors that Bashar Assad is deathly ill from a few days ago.

Tulsi Gabbard's secret mission deemed a success.


Since Republicans are only 3 state houses away from the 75% needed to pass amendments I've been expecting something like this.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

unbutthurtable posted:

lol the one issue that can unite all portions of the democratic party

Except blacks, they still haven't hit majority acceptance of gay marriage.

http://www.pewforum.org/2016/05/12/changing-attitudes-on-gay-marriage/

Pew has Democrats at 70%, Republicans at 33%, and blacks at 42% last year.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Woof Blitzer posted:


What a stupid hill to die on

It's one dude in Arkansas right now.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Casimir Radon posted:

Democrats should float an amendment that requires presidential candidates to release all their tax returns, and enforces a strict divestment from their businesses if elected. Then absolutely hammer anyone who tries to make excuses.

Why would it matter more now than during the election ?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Casimir Radon posted:

1. You can't get an amendment going that fast.
2. Momentum was against it because "Bu- buh- buh- emails!"
3. Anyone who is enough of a coward to try an block it looks really bad going into midterms.
4. This is something that should have existed anyway because apparently Americans are just that stupid.

I mean voters didn't care enough not to vote for Trump, why would they get mad enough at their Congressman for blocking an amendment for it to matter? Hell, they only need 34% against in one house, safe seats probably get you there.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Me: What's your level of Belarus fearmongering?

GIP: Like a 4, why?

Me: You are like little baby, watch this.

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/828007592005890048

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.google.com/amp/www.expressnews.com/news/local/amp/A-second-chance-from-Obama-then-another-10907050.php

quote:

A San Antonio man who was freed from life in prison by President Barack Obama is back behind bars, accused of crashing his car into another vehicle while fleeing from officers after a drug deal Thursday.

A Vietnam vet, naturally.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
A different take on the Audi ad.

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2017/02/real-message-behind-audis-super-bowl-ad-isnt-exactly-uplifting-one/

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.gofundme.com/NewElection

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Relax.

https://twitter.com/blueboxdave/status/829006308615585792

It's been instructive to see how many people appear to believe the Department of Education controls schools in the US.

This is also true:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/829021190798843904

Number Ten Cocks fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Feb 7, 2017

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zeroisanumber posted:

The 2018 map is terrible for Democrats so if they hold or make some small gains you can consider it a victory.

The senate map, sure, but there's no way the house doesn't shift in their direction. Even Trump can't win that much.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
http://komonews.com/news/local/aquarium-cancels-octopus-sex-act-due-to-cannibalism-concerns

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

FrozenVent posted:

Is there anyone left who takes Wikileaks seriously?

Seriously in what way? As an independent truth teller? No, I don't think so. As a provider of truthful information? Yes.

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Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The French have discovered an effective squad level anti-small drone technology.

http://www.reuters.com/news/picture/eagle-vs-drone?articleId=USRTX30HMJ

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