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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

wicka posted:

Those are some of the worst name ideas I’ve ever heard.

Thanks! :smug:

quote:

E: I was super hungover when I read that post originally and I'd like to go on record as saying Las Vegas Quicksilver(s) is a good name and Phoenix XI is pretty clever.

Quicksilver(s) of course isn't mine:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas_Quicksilvers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas_Quicksilver

Bentai posted:

Las Vegas Silver finished third in voting. From the way the fan vote was structured they would have added an SC/FC to whatever name won. I'm sure some people, like me, submitted Quicksilver but it never even made the top six. I also suggested something like Vegas 1906, a nod to the year the town was founded.

So this is the best we've got, at least until the planets align years in the future and they get renamed.

If they had gone with 1906 we would never hear the end of it from Deutsches Fußball fans, as the year is supposed to be when the club was founded, not when the city or town was founded. Can't please everyone.

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I'm going on record as saying I want Austin's team to be known as Austin A.F.C., mainly because the only non-American team I root for uses that identifier.

I'm a Sunderland A.F.C. Fan :negative:

I'm so very sorry. :ohdear:

There's actually quite a lot of English clubs that use the A.F.C. in their official names as in the early days (late 1800s/early 1900s) they were competing with other local F.C.'s (some of whom were actually rugby clubs, not soccer clubs) and the additional clarification was necessary to avoid confusion. But lots of these clubs don't bother using their full official names in ordinary marketing anymore.

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Sep 5, 2017

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Angstronaut
Apr 26, 2005

is there no shame?
http://fiftyfive.one/2017/09/us-soccer-federation-rejects-nasls-division-ii-application/
USSF has rejected NASL's application for Div 2 status

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
I loved the name Silverbacks..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Silverbacks



The big huge inflatable gorilla they had where the team ran through was so awesome!


I also did love the Cincinnati Kings and their logo was dope as well:

fyallm fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Sep 5, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

:rip: again NASL

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Hail Satan!

Seriously just merge NASL into USL already. It's obvious by now that USL has won the D2 wars. D2 will be a lot stronger united under the USL umbrella, and could use the additional bigger markets currently in NASL (NY Cosmos, Indy Eleven, NCFC, Miami FC, SF Deltas, etc.). Lots more local rivals that way.

Edit to add: and yes I realize that NY Cosmos and Miami FC would probably not want to go to USL and/or USL would not want them; I'm talking ideally, it would make the most sense. Once again it would be nice if USSF would step in and impose some order but I'm not holding my breath.

fyallm posted:

I loved the name Silverbacks..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_Silverbacks



The big huge inflatable gorilla they had where the team ran through was so awesome!


I also did love the Cincinnati Kings and their logo was dope as well:



Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the old indoor Silverbacks.

Speaking of old indoor soccer club names:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Xoggz

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 6, 2017

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Do over Ham posted:

Speaking of old indoor soccer club names:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Xoggz

I'm impressed. Someone managed to capture the sound I make when I think of Ohio.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
If and when there's a great migration from the NASL to the USL, how exactly are they going to handle a total of around 40 teams? They're going to need to bring back USL-1 and USL-2 ASAP.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

We went through the same thing last year. In order for both the USL and NASL to get "provisional" Division 2 status, they had to have their initial applications rejected, followed by weeks of back and forth between the leagues and the USSF.

The difference this time is that somebody made the initial decision public immediately after it was made.

Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

all-Rush mixtape posted:

If and when there's a great migration from the NASL to the USL, how exactly are they going to handle a total of around 40 teams? They're going to need to bring back USL-1 and USL-2 ASAP.
USL D3 is supposed to start in 2019. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see some current USL teams drop down once that happens, depending on what USSF decides with respect to waivers. If the end times come for NASL sooner than that, we might end up seeing a 3 conference league or some kind of hybrid setup.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I certainly hope that's just to cover their base!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

So NASL is suing USSF.

Looks like we can continue that "we literally do not know" title into next year.

But then again we could have run that title since 2009 or 2010; at this rate we might see a full decade of lower league chaos.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
hopefully The Good Result that we all wanted in 2016 happens and the going concern teams (indy, ncfc, jax) are able to jump ship to usl. deltas and prfc fold, edmonton goes to csl or whatever, and the cosmos play an entire season of friendlies against the likes of valencia and al-ittihad. idk what happens to the miami fc, but nothing mls-related bc of their court of arbitration for sport lawsuit .

Nothing got leaked from the nasl board of governors meeting except that railhawks owner and ussf board member steve malik voted against suing himself.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

awyeahz posted:

Nothing got leaked from the nasl board of governors meeting except that railhawks owner and ussf board member steve malik voted against suing himself.

Hmmm....

https://twitter.com/curtjohnson17/status/911042639641837568

Cool story about ye olde timey USA soccer....

quote:

https://thesefootballtimes.co/2017/09/25/james-and-george-brown-the-men-who-changed-the-face-of-us-soccer/

James and George Brown: the men who changed the face of US soccer

WHO IS THE ONLY SCOTSMAN TO SCORE IN A WORLD CUP SEMI-FINAL? It wasn’t Kenny Dalglish, who despite his God-given talent could never take his country past the group stages. Nor was it Jimmy Johnstone; for all his jinking majesty, the Celtic legend fell at the very same hurdle.

James Brown was born in Kilmarnock in 1908, the eldest son of 10 children. His father, like thousands of others in Scotland, served in the trenches of the First World War. When the conflict ended, he returned home to a series of odd jobs and the crushing responsibilities of family life. Overcome by his surroundings, he deserted his family to join his brother in Westfield, New Jersey.

What MLS teams can do....

quote:

https://buy.shareacoke.com/custom-bottles-1/sports-team-bottles/mls-soccer-team-coca-cola-bottles

Your Team

Your Coke®

We're proud to announce new personalized bottles of Coca‑Cola, Diet Coke and Coke Zero featuring Major League Soccer teams. Purchase custom bottles featuring your favorite team's logo and share an ICE COLD Coke with your fellow fan. You can also select a bottle featuring the logos of the U.S. Men's National Team and the Mexican National Team.

....Rowdies have already done (well, with Pepsi, not Coke...)!

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


There's no better place for college soccer than the lower division thread so I'm just gonna go ahead and post this here:

https://twitter.com/BTNStudentU/status/914298584539058176/video/1

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Because soccer in the US isn't enough of a clusterfuck, apparently we now have the NPSL sending letters to the USSF and threatening to sue because - if you'll believe the reporting - the USL has been caught bribing NPSL teams to switch over to the USL's amateur circuit, the Premier Developmental League or PDL or whatever you call it.

One of the good lower-league news sources was able to confirm the attempts to intice NPSL teams to switch with 2-3 owners, but they wouldn't go on the record because apparently things are still unfolding.

So now we have a kerfuffle over teams being offered cash to switch amateur soccer leagues.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I certainly hope that's just to cover their base!

Honestly given “Austin Bold FC” or any other name that the USL marketing drones are likely to come up with, "Austin Aztex" is looking better and better IMNSHO.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
not a good sign for sf deltas

https://twitter.com/WilliamsBob75/status/920014607833591810

https://twitter.com/Hodulbass/status/919637659680514048

https://twitter.com/NipunChopra7/status/919991303148068864

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Shame about the Deltas. They never had a chance, what with that terrible logo/league.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Shame about the Deltas. They never had a chance, what with that terrible logo/league.
They would have had a chance had the owners hired actual front office specialists instead of literally trying to crowdsource attendance through word of mouth.

Also their ticket prices, for American D2 soccer, were hilarious.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Crazy Ted posted:

They would have had a chance had the owners hired actual front office specialists instead of literally trying to crowdsource attendance through word of mouth.

Also their ticket prices, for American D2 soccer, were hilarious.

IIRC Sacramento Republic and Tampa Bay Rowdies have similar ticket prices but manage to sell tickets anyway. But they do have professional front office ticket specialists to actually sell tickets.

Columbus Crew moving to Austin? This was not how I envisioned Austin getting its team back. Bad karma from Orlando.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I’m as bewildered as you are.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

So now some of the MLS reserve teams in USL are dropping out next year.

Coming next year - "USSF Division 2 Pro Leagues 2018: we still literally do not know".

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Oct 18, 2017

Angstronaut
Apr 26, 2005

is there no shame?
http://midfieldpress.com/2017/10/18/vision-and-plan-to-use-prorel-to-get-us-soccer-on-track/
Peter Wilt vision statement for NISA

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Peter Wilt is an American hero.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
San Diego 1904 is the name of a new NASL club, but you don’t want to know why it’s called that.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

all-Rush mixtape posted:

San Diego 1904 is the name of a new NASL club, but you don’t want to know why it’s called that.
Given the indirect Anchorman reference let's just agree to call it Whale Vagina FC.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Crazy Ted posted:

Given the indirect Anchorman reference let's just agree to call it Whale Vagina FC.

We're reaching levels of wordy-nerdy self-referential recursive memetics that shouldn't even be possible.

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Oct 20, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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USL playoffs start tonight, and there’s only 4 reserve squads that made it!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I saw the foot and drank all the beers and laughed at the people in kilts and tellytubby costumes and went phwoar at all the sick USL goals

God bless us everyone

Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

all-Rush mixtape posted:

USL playoffs start tonight, and there’s only 4 reserve squads that made it!
2 down!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Sorry FC Cincinnati, but Tampa Bay Rowdies are pretty hot right now at home.

Away, not so much.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


The Las Vegas Lights FC (uugh that name) released ticket prices. Pretty reasonable I think:

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice

Do over Ham posted:

Sorry FC Cincinnati, but Tampa Bay Rowdies are pretty hot right now at home.

Away, not so much.

Eh, we have looked completely terrible all season except for the wonderful Open run.... I still can't believe they gave Koch an extension... We should have never changed coaches after our first season... If they really want the city to poney up for a stadium they need to put a better quality product out there.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
happy nasl preliminary injunction hearing day. big revelations:

- Deltas are folding obviously
- NCFC to USL 2018 confirmed
- DCFC to NASL or whatever 2018
- everybody is mad at steve malik
- ftl strikers lost eleven million dollars in 2016

https://twitter.com/stevehamlin19/status/925415859488731138

https://twitter.com/stevehamlin19/status/925416343196831746

also not that it matters but either the san francisco deltas who folded on september 1 or north carolina railhawks football club who are defecting will be in the final nasl soccerbowl lmao

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

awyeahz posted:

happy nasl preliminary injunction hearing day. big revelations:

- Deltas are folding obviously
- NCFC to USL 2018 confirmed
- DCFC to NASL or whatever 2018
- everybody is mad at steve malik
- ftl strikers lost eleven million dollars in 2016

https://twitter.com/stevehamlin19/status/925415859488731138

https://twitter.com/stevehamlin19/status/925416343196831746

also not that it matters but either the san francisco deltas who folded on september 1 or north carolina railhawks football club who are defecting will be in the final nasl soccerbowl lmao
Scuttlebutt on the Deltas is that the dude who folded up the PDL's Burlingame Dragons after looking at a USL bid might take over the team.

The Malik thing: yeah I can kind of see why people are mad at him. It reads like he dropped all support of the league in order to chase his 3% chance of getting an MLS team in Raleigh, North Carolina.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
the #MLS2Detroit bid released some renderings and they include a ton of detroit city fc imagery photoshopped in and the best fans in lower league soccer are not happy

https://twitter.com/SergeantScary/status/926169202322497536
spoilered cause it is migraine-inducing

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Lmao that’s loving egregious

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Next Monday night is the USL Cup Final, as Louisville City plays host to Swope Park Rangers. Both semi-finals went to PKs, and we almost got an all-reserve final!

Meanwhile, the Cosmos are playing in this year's Soccer Bowl against (team leaving NASL TBD) at (time and location TBD).

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The Louisville FC game was awesome, we drank all the beers and sang all the songs and ran the bases with the cup. I hugged several random men in kilts and also one dressed as Santa Claus.

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