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Endless Mike posted:i'm sure this won't be abused at all finally the must have feature with which to crush apple
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 21:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 06:37 |
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akadajet posted:my friend sure
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 18:47 |
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duTrieux. posted:what happens if you press the dedicated back button in an application and there isn't a previously viewed content panel? a black hole opens
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 04:42 |
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infernal machines posted:admittedly i was a teen before smartphones were a thing, but how much are these people masturbating, and where, that they need porn on their phone? if you travel a bunch it's convenient for jerkin on a business trip
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:41 |
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that takes work, after a hard day of powerpoint and lovely coffee in an overheated conference room I don't want to talk to anybody, just rub one out and go to bed
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:54 |
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carry on then posted:*100 sonic booms of every iyg android thread regular buying the phones in one tab and putting up the ebay listing in the other* i'd say they're tapping so fast their phones are catching fire but samsung beat me to the punchline
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 02:16 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:
yeah it does. your roommate is a dumb
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 18:30 |
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LastInLine posted:timb talks about bravery and courage but really isnt blatently ripping off the richest corporation in the world a lot more brave than removing the headphone jack? something something convergence
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 13:15 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:that whole situation is weird. a lot of the price drop is due to the Saudis ramping production back up again because they decided they would rather be the majority volume exporter to the market at a lower price which gives them a better diplomatic position than moving less volume at a higher price. the lmao part of this was they only decided to ramp production back up after other countries sunk trillions in developing new fields that were only profitable at the elevated price point and now have to almost immediately be shut back down after producing fuckall economic trolling
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 19:21 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:yeah if you're granny drawing and not double buffering like you should
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 17:33 |
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~Coxy posted:buttery smooth butt smooth
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 01:56 |
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carry on then posted:please don't let the average windows developer anywhere near my phone, thanks no problem. we'll only let the bad ones touch it, friend.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 20:29 |
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Ripoff posted:see, uh, one of our programmers was having a wicked huge j/o session and slapped his salami off the keyboard while shoving the wide end of the mouse up his rear end, and somehow that resulted in some code that changed your background to a full-page Denny's $5.99 Grand Slam ad. sory. i choose to believe this is what happened.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 18:59 |
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LastInLine posted:quite black i was holding out for "loving fuschia" but they never delivered
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 01:55 |
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Athletic Footjob posted:do those suffer from colonel panics?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 12:20 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:android auto works like carplay, insofar that it's a "dumb" system for display/control of a phone tbh I fantasize about this future every time i'm on the highway in traffic
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 02:18 |
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sounds like he got what he deserves
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 20:05 |
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The Management posted:headphone jacks are dead. deal with it. lol ok
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 17:56 |
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bill gates just switched to anroid i'm not sure what to think about this development
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 01:42 |
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CommieGIR posted:I miss my physical keyboard Android phone
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 03:30 |
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:you need to get the ONE TRUE islamic android phone years ago in jakarta i remember seeing a sim card at 7-11 that billed itself as "the world's first halal" cell service provider. i wonder if that was version one.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 13:12 |
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Last Chance posted:one thing the gmail app doesn't have: combined inbox with non-Google email accounts. dealbreaker one thing anroid does better than ios, we finally found it
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 00:57 |
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Blue Train posted:What better way to emphasize a pixel than to have a bunch of hosed up ones to distract you sick nasty burn
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 19:14 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:considering vendors have been KRACK-aware for most of the year and how long it takes for android patches to filter through that seems pretty shameful only 0.5% of anroid devices are actively supported at any given time, so never
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 19:45 |
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Sereri posted:Ahahahaha two months sooner than planned? do it and don't look back thanks for putting up with us in the awful.app thread akadajet posted:Man, even worse...
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 17:09 |
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Endless Mike posted:because quoting bull is boring because he beats off to specs regardless of anything else display edging
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 18:38 |
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Endless Mike posted:idk but i do know their solution to it, project butter, was to peg the cpu to 100% every time there was a touch event more like project butt
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 22:18 |
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Smythe posted:The SE is too small and runs bad software. It's worthless junk. dsyp
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 20:23 |
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MausoleumExtremist posted:You should use a Pixel: it provides the latest software and the purest Android UI. For example, here's a screenshot I took today while turning on my Bluetooth: that is pretty much the essence of android
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 05:43 |
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Endless Mike posted:google's out of nexus 5x's to offer to people with their device protection plan (basically applecare+), so they are generously offering people trying to use it $100 google store credit MINUS the $69 deductible or a $59 check. nice
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 02:30 |
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Endless Mike posted:guy with backup phone from failed company buys backup watch from probably failing company misfit vapor sounds like something i'm using to blow out sick clouds on my twitch channel
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 17:36 |
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Agile Vector posted:to his credit midfit make a coke can color version of their first product so i guess sculley can claim hes worked with both sides of the industry lol
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 19:00 |
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Phobeste posted:what did you customize on your andoid that you cannot customize on an iPhone i need six clocks on my homescreen, okay?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 03:28 |
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:lol it's a j2me jvm, for when you really wanna play the lovely feature phone games from 2003 i never did finish metal gear solid, here's my chance
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 21:17 |
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My Linux Rig posted:idgi missing the blob emojis, they were loving terrible stay safe emoji ghost
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 01:57 |
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Endless Mike posted:really disappointed huawei didn't call it the m8 htc had the one m8 it was a pretty decce anroid handset
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 20:17 |
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"least sweaty guy at the anime convention" sort of thing.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 22:25 |
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LastInLine posted:that ad tho is nuts it has some normal guy stuck in an elevator with an enthusiastic android user which i have to assume is the nightmare scenario that keeps even disaffected ios users coming back to it for some reason i thought of this https://youtu.be/J3lYLphzAnw
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 15:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:10 |
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Endless Mike posted:yeah i was gonna say that google apparently has no problem with oems installing competing assistants. idk if that means you can install one from the play store, which seems unlikely given how deeply integrated they should be. the best i can figure is amazon doesn't want to work with moto to install it on the software remember how weird amazon was about the fire, they really really don't like not controlling distribution.
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