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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
yo give me a jorb

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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

rudatron posted:

alright security state, i'm ready to spill the beans:

poster hamprince is a dangerous radical, probably the most dangerous. without him, the revolution is impossible.

normally i'd never give up such an important asset, but the all powerful surveillance state is just too intimidating, so please remember i did you this solid

hurry up and drone strike him

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

rudatron posted:

alright security state, i'm ready to spill the beans:

poster hamprince is a dangerous radical, probably the most dangerous. without him, the revolution is impossible.

normally i'd never give up such an important asset, but the all powerful surveillance state is just too intimidating, so please remember i did you this solid

hurry up and drone strike him

betrayed by my own mentor

et tu, rudatron

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Grey Fox posted:

*remembers COINTELPRO*

Friendship ended with FBI

Now CIA is my new best friend

*remembers Operation CHAOS*

wait hold on

*remembers MK Ultra*

freeeeee druuuuuuuuugs

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Hey NSA if any of you were survailing me when I put away my grandfather's old lighter please let me know. I can't find it anywhere.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Rumors of my homosexuality have been greatly exaggerated

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

[fnord][/fnord]

And how about that hot girl from Overwatch, huh?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Could you guys just send little reminders that you are watching me, I get lonely sometimes. :smith:

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

What's up fbi guy. Long time no see.

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
no love for :nsa:?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
nsa are just robots, there's no love

sometimes, you just need that human touch

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

If the FBI considers juggalos to be a "loosely organized hybrid gang," what do they consider something awful forums members? Nobody organizes or plans anything here. There is not even a coherent ideology shared between the posters here besides cynicism. It's just endless waves of bullshit.

Imagine a boot stomping on a keyboard, shitposting, forever.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Nebakenezzer posted:

[fnord][/fnord]

And how about that hot girl from Overwatch, huh?

*in extremely chinese intelligence voice* mei is bae

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

twoday posted:

If the FBI considers juggalos to be a "loosely organized hybrid gang," what do they consider something awful forums members? Nobody organizes or plans anything here. There is not even a coherent ideology shared between the posters here besides cynicism. It's just endless waves of bullshit.

Imagine a boot stomping on a keyboard, shitposting, forever.

oh i dont havw to imagine :cenobite:

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Grey Fox posted:

*remembers COINTELPRO*

Friendship ended with FBI

Now CIA is my new best friend

*remembers Operation CHAOS*

wait hold on

um, you dont get to bring friends

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
FBI gay so what

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
The CIA is basically indistinguishable from a group of incredibly petty forum mods, except instead of banning people they send a drone after them and their family, or someone completely unrelated to them and their family.

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
if there are any feds or intelligence agents on this dead gay forum they're low effort shitposting and they're not smart, they're all idiot wage cubicle slaves like the rest of us

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Fallen Hamprince posted:

*in extremely chinese intelligence voice* mei is bae

somethingawful.com/forums: socio-stable

[fnord][/fnord]

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




imma turn my monitor on :q:

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 243 days!
*agent reports to cigarette smoking man*

These "goons" appear to be lead by one "Mayor Lowtax," sir.

*cigaratte smoking man's eyes narrow*

That sounds like a moderate conservative username. Tell them... godspeed.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i know my rights, if i promise that my terrorism will be white supremacist you have to stop investigating me!!!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I'm extremely surprised by our CIA and FBI monitors, fellow something awful posters. This is extremely alarming and still very surprising news that I did not have an inkling of.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the duck has flown the roost, repeat, peckerwoods are in big bird's house

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




does canada have an intelligence service or are they like paid subscribers to the cia

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 243 days!

Squizzle posted:

does canada have an intelligence service or are they like paid subscribers to the cia

Welcome to a CSIS watchlist, potential terrorist!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




is that canadian isis

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 243 days!

Squizzle posted:

is that canadian isis

...yes

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
CIA if you need someone who knows the lay of the land I'm your man

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Squizzle posted:

does canada have an intelligence service or are they like paid subscribers to the cia

Canada has a intelligence service, and a signals intel branch (think Canadian NSA) except no foreign intelligence assets - The CIA mandate is external threats

so, sort of, yeah

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Pajser posted:

if there are any feds or intelligence agents on this dead gay forum they're low effort shitposting and they're not smart, they're all idiot wage cubicle slaves like the rest of us

sounds like something a fed would say

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Death to the state

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the ci eh

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
attn: FBI/CIA/NSA

I will be a material witness against anyone you want to prosecute for any crime they commit on/off this site or any crime they don't commit on/off this site.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Hodgepodge posted:

*agent reports to cigarette smoking man*

These "goons" appear to be lead by one "Mayor Lowtax," sir.

*cigaratte smoking man's eyes narrow*

That sounds like a moderate conservative username. Tell them... godspeed.

Uh hello the cigarette smoking man is a fireband socialist determined to spread the lie that Obamacare works

If Lowtax was named Hightax the slender man would not have happened

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


hey cia monitor guy, can you hook me up with some of that government lsd?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Same, except it's a computer program that's analyzing our posts for keywords so that a drone can be dispatched to our SIM cards once we get a certain score.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice




O H M S S: F Y E O

:hai:

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dreddout posted:

Rumors of my homosexuality have been greatly exaggerated

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