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wicka
Jun 28, 2007



"After the Heluva Good! Dips accident in turn four at the end of the Daytona 500, we've lost Dale Earnhardt."

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

We love you Nando-san


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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16


At least we won't think the caution is out every time there's a series title sponsor flash on the NBC ticker this year like we did with Sprint.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



I'm going to need some Goody's Headache Powder after reading the last few pages of this thread.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


gret posted:

I'm going to need some Goody's Headache Powder after reading the last few pages of this thread.

There's a better way to make it stop.

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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


I'll enjoy poo poo posting on behalf of Ford and The Classy Chassis Gentleman's Club - half priced drinks on Amputee Thursday

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


Proud Christian Mom posted:

There's a better way to make it stop.

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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This banhammer thread break, brought to you by Husky. When you need a tool to beat a tool, Husky is the brand for you!

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

We love you Nando-san


lol been a while since I've seen someone tell someone to kill themselves here

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


Shame the reason isn't: PCM has been assessed a P1 Penalty for violating Section 12-1: Words detrimental to forums posting

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

Silent Majority
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I don't think he was being serious, tbf

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

We love you Nando-san


Yeah. But it's one of those few zero tolerance rules it seems

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

wicka posted:

"After the Heluva Good! Dips accident in turn four at the end of the Daytona 500, we've lost Dale Earnhardt."

Dale died on the White Flag Lap Presented by Credit One Bank RIP

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

We don't play games here.

We fucking kill them.

Norns posted:

lol been a while since I've seen someone tell someone to kill themselves here

Funny, I interpreted that as a suggestion to kill other people.

This miscommunication brought to you by Rosetta Stone.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


Not generally a good idea to suggest killing anyone

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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Slickdrac posted:

Not generally a good idea to suggest killing anyone

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I wouldn't go that far

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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Slickdrac posted:

Not generally a good idea to suggest killing anyone

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I wouldn't go that far

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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Slickdrac posted:

Not generally a good idea to suggest killing anyone

Counter opinions brought to you by the AAA Drive For Autism

I wouldn't go that far

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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Slickdrac posted:

Not generally a good idea to suggest killing anyone

Counter opinions brought to you by the AAA Drive For Autism

I wouldn't go that far

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



You forgot the Space Force

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


During Israeli driver Alon Day's press conference, the local jet team was doing flyovers, which got him nervous. "I was about to head to the bunkers," he said.

L_Harrison
May 21, 2007


Daniel Suarez is a great new talent and has many years ahead of him in NASCAR.

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

"Pussy, money and race cars. That's pretty much all I care about."

Trucks at Iowa which means Kyle Busch won't win the race

Ironically the race and this post is sponsored by M&M's. Powered by Iowa CORN ethanol and presented by Pork.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007




dentist toy box posted:

Trucks at Iowa which means Kyle Busch won't win the race

Ironically the race and this post is sponsored by M&M's. Powered by Iowa CORN ethanol and presented by Pork.

Iowa AF.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

That is a dead tire there

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/stat...424929967816704

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

ouch

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



It doesn't start until like 9:30pm, either, which is pants on head stupid.

"Let's start a race some people won't get to see because they have to go to work the next morning!"

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Grimey Drawer

Eldora is one of the coolest things NASCAR has done in recent memory.

So naturally they want to kill it, I guess.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

get into shit let it out like diarrhea
got burnt once that was only gonorrhea


VikingSkull posted:


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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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iospace posted:

Eldora is one of the coolest things NASCAR has done in recent memory.

So naturally they want to kill it, I guess.

that's on Fox, not NASCAR

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

"Pussy, money and race cars. That's pretty much all I care about."

The 9:30 weekday start time is on NASCAR though.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

and we'll all float on okay


dentist toy box posted:

The 9:30 weekday start time is on NASCAR though.

I think technically that's just the start of the main and doesn't count the heats? Not positive though

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

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kidcoelacanth posted:

I think technically that's just the start of the main and doesn't count the heats? Not positive though

yeah that's the start of the main, the actual broadcast usually starts at like 7pm eastern

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


shame on an IGA posted:

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YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE
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Those guys should make flag, but no they get reprimanded and weirdo possible rapists are promoted instead

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