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BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Cygni posted:

DAYTONA BEACH, February 3, 2027 - Ten-time NASCAR Champion Jimmie Johnson has won his 4th straight Daytona 500 Pole presented by "Ow! My Balls!" for tonight's SJWs Are The Real Fascists Daytona 500. NASCAR president Mike Helton praised the new 1-day format for the full field of 22 entries across all classes, all using the new for 2017 spec-1.6 Liter 4 Cylinder Chevy Cruz racecars. Oil tycoon heir and reality programming sensation Ayden Tillerson claimed pole in the Grand National Sportsman class for gentleman drivers after qualifying was marred by six accidents in class. He will start 9th in the combined field, and has been granted three Red Bull Speed Tokens and an additional Joker Lap presented by Marvel Comics from in app fan purchases.

Eternal Emergency Chancellor Donald Trump has announced that all attendees for tonight's event will be screened and interlopers executed on sight. Included in the "temporary ban" are all latinos, blacks, gays, muslims, citizens of the Renegade City States of Los Angeles and San Francisco, settlers from the Cascadia Nation, anyone holding a Federate Macrostates of New England passport, and any "losers or haters".

Soon we'll be living in times that anime has promised us.

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BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I didn't really watch commercial but I'm guessing if NASCAR wasn't so ham-fisted with the Daytona Day title it would've been an average commercial if they just dropped Daytona Day title?

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

http://www.motorsport.com/nascar-cup/video/main-gallery/gallagher-pacifism-got-me-nowhere-82349/?s=2

NASCAR 2017: Someone Comes At You, Put 'Em On The Ground, 'Cause They're Gonna Fine You All The Same.

NASCAR 2017: Pacifism Got Me Nowhere

I have a big, goofy grin at my desk and am trying my hardest not to laugh in appreciation.

All that gym work for nothing since Spencer's would have been punching bag retired.

I think the no body panels thing would have worked better if 40th through 30th or hell 25th was worth the same points and not to 35th. More or less they're trying to keep cost of putting on body panels and try to keep badly damaged cars off the track. This will probably work at all tracks but Daytona and Talladega.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Peanut President posted:

New NASCAR point system: Whoever wins driver of the year wins the championship, retroactively. Say hello to 29-time champion Bill Elliott :getin:

And we have a post mortem champion too.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

L_Harrison posted:

I've had an idea where the "teams" and "drivers" are two separate entities, and by some process the drivers rotate to a new team every week, and there is a team champion and a driver champion. It'd be loving fascinating to see who could adapt the best to shittier cars and equipment.

I put way more thought in how this could work. NASCAR takes all the sponsors to be the Official what the gently caress ever of NASCAR, give the drivers sponsors and let them race to whatever rule set. Would have to tear up any manufacturer contracts everyone has though.


VikingSkull posted:

Have a lottery every December, picking a fan at random. Then, let the winner decide the rules for the following year.

When it turns out to be a garbage idea, have them publicly executed in Victory Lane at Homestead.

gently caress it sure let's begin Idiocracy as quick as we can.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

tater_salad posted:


Friday the 24th
NASCAR Camping World Truck Series NextEra Energy Resources 250, 7:30 p.m., FS1, SRA?

SRA! http://gmsracing.net/news/?cid=66154
And Chase Elliott the race after that.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Going out on a limb here - Edwards to the XX in 2018. - By every analyst every week this year until he does return

Thought that would be necessary.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Clash should go back to two 10 lap segments with an inversion at halfway. With the racing we're seeing right now it'd be insane.

Flip the format. Why the gently caress are we ending on a 50 lap run instead of a 25 lap run.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I was fearing JGR train was gonna stink up the finish, thanks Brad and Kyle for changing that.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

I don't know, I'd prefer to watch actual racing action over qualifying on every TV in my house as opposed to the one with the cable box hooked up to it, but that's just the opinion of one race fan. :shrug:

I doubt Fox wants to fight every Fox affiliate to throw out paid advertising over NASCAR. That and FS1 is pretty much on the bottom rung to channels to get so why bother when you can drop it on FS1 and barely lose any eyes.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

More drivers are wanting road courses this year so they're suggesting Daytona and Indy.

https://www.motorsport.com/nascar-cup/news/drivers-advocate-for-nascar-testing-daytona-or-indianapolis-road-courses-876128/

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

dentist toy box posted:

Wait when did charlottte become official?

I don't think that's official yet but leaning towards. They want to try more tried and proven rovals and infield road courses before trying whatever hacked together track Charlotte's road course is.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Peanut President posted:

So that explains why Indycar has through the helmet ratings.

Yeah just send that to CBS. Also man lot of poo poo getting dug up on NASCAR recently.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner


Well this seems super loving insane and doesn't help attendance.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Apparently GMS is using Hendrick power now. Well you know there is a vacancy of a big team for Hendrick to have as a satellite team....

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

I think Crafton was leading while airborne. :golfclap:

:lol: If they classified it like Laurens Vanthoor and Macau.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il0mLYO0Ojo

Also sheesh Crafton was a leaf.

e: Enfinger took out all his teammates of his current team and 3/4ths of his former team. :laffo:

BMB5150 fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Feb 25, 2017

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

wicka posted:

Any highlights of those around yet?

NASCAR's facebook (and probably twitter) will have it. Unless you want to see cameras pointed at tv's.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

That is a goofy rear end spoiler on these Xfinity cars.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

That's one Dale Earnhardt rear end wreck the 33 had. Also speaking of Dale, Jr. is thinking this now.
https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/835324983396167680

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Dear NASCAR,
Test your plate package where you drastically reduce the rear downforce of cars

Sincerely,
All Xfinity teams.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Good news for today's race,

Brian France said that you shouldn't be blocking and there may be consequences.

http://jeffgluck.com/brian-france-daytona-500-blocking-comment/

BMB5150 fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Feb 26, 2017

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

gret posted:

Sounds a lot like people in this thread. Or just me.

Kind of sort of. We have a grasp of what the racing is now and not wishing it was the 70s and 80s again though racing would probably be subpar to today's racing.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

algebra testes posted:

People assume that it's gonna come from the fall races, which makes it either Texas, New Hampshire or Charlotte.

All three would be hilarious for different reasons. I guess Charlotte or New Hampshire make sense from "gently caress tradition" and "lmao moar 1.5 milers for the 1.5 mile god"

Something tells me it's New Hampshire cause Charlotte will never give up a date, Texas :lol:, and that leaves New Hampshire on the cutting block.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

VikingSkull posted:

I bet another track loses a date, Charlotte loses an oval race but gets a roval date, and Vegas gets two in this deal.

Or make the Coke 600 driving the roval and get a 2nd driver and make it an endurance race. I'm waiting for my check from NASCAR on this idea.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

daslog posted:

It's been proven over and over that NASCAR is out of ideas. Why do we keep watching?

Because we're idiots and need something half entertaining to bitch about. Hell how stupid that package will be more of us will watch the start... Then fall asleep.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I heard there was a press conference next Wednesday for Matt Kenneth and JGR and more rumors flying about it's retirement.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

Lewis Hamilton wants to maybe try the Daytona 500 someday and I can't wait until he can't do it in a decent car because NASCAR has the dumbassed team cap and HMS, SHR, and JGR are all at four cars (unless NASCAR would allow something like HMS putting him in the 25 as a rookie or something). Penske might be his only decent shot otherwise.

Only way the 4 car teams can do it is take over a team for the 500 and use it as a faux 5th team. It's like the Joe Falk team that was being used by RCR for Ty Dillon to run races. Otherwise Lewis would have problems finding a competitive ride, if he ever decides to try the 500.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

A Twitter post about swapping the locations of sponsor logos and car numbers took me to Reddit for like the second time in my life and somebody from JTG said this:


Here's what he's talking about.

https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/855236647520264192

It looks awful, yet NASCAR will probably encourage it in the future because IT'LL MAKE THINGS AWESOME.

It doesn't look great, but now sponsors will be happy with the number thrown to the fender and have more accessible space for sponsors. Probably someone could get a good scheme put together probably.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

The business argument as to why makes total sense. I guess it's something I/we'd eventually get used to, but the number on the door just looks "right".

I think that's just what we're used to and it's dead center so it catches our attention. As what kidc posted, yeah those are some good designs having that space more open to play with.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Norns posted:

It's better than competition cautions

Or the caution clock. That sure was ham-fisted.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Jr is hanging it up at the end of the season.
http://www.hendrickmotorsports.com/news/articles/78455/dale-earnhardt-jr-to-retire-from-nascar-cup-series-following-2017

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

http://www.racer.com/nascar/item/140446-almirola-out-of-hospital-with-compression-fracture

Compression fracture seems to be what happened.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

I haven't seen the whole context, but I'm assuming this refers to the Charlotte road course:

https://twitter.com/tomjensen100/status/867835858572812288

:allears:

I want Jr to go full Smokey. Interview, book, whatever I want to see their most popular driver to crush their ego.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

L_Harrison posted:

Why? Kahne's the most worthless driver on that team.

Counting down until Front Row Motorsports announces their newest driver.

Kahne has a year to go on his contract so Hendrick is honoring it this way. Wonder if Rick is going to say take the 25 number just so he doesn't have to deal with the 25 curse anymore.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

dentist toy box posted:

nothing on the page is showing up for me except for NASCAR Green. Somehow makes it funnier.

I turned off my ad blocker and they all appeared. These ad blockers are showing no mercy.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner


I thought this was a joke iRacing paint scheme. I'm wrong and I'm happy for it.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

That was a loving finish :stare:

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner


Had a feeling when the Leavine Racing rumor with Kahne and Hendrick assistance popped up this week that GMS was off the table.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

The Cup trophy is a cup again.

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/903286276253638658

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BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Feels Villeneuve posted:

They should race at Pacific Raceways, so I can go.

Hell same. That or do that Tacoma street course because that was a thing for Winston West in the 80s. But my serious post would California since it's actually a good track.

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