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Suicide Watch: Sep 8, 2009

When is EBB signing the executive order banning lurkers? :tif:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:32

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:15

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

He better hurry, his term limit expires Feb 28

# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

actual footage of me doing the haka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTy9rdHk2c

i'm the one in black

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:14

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol that's quite a bit more tame compared to the...more recent ones

also is there one Maori person? Lmao

# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:39

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Directive 6

ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD. ENEMIES OF THE STATE AND THOSE GUILTY OF THOUGHTCRIME WILL BE PUNISHED WITH THE SHAME CUBE.

# ? Feb 15, 2017 06:51

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Flynn was first EBB. You're next.

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# ? Feb 15, 2017 07:04

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

Is this shame cube akin to the time cube because I REALLY got into the timecube meme

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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:05

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Oh, shame cube. I thought you said GameCube

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# ? Feb 15, 2017 15:15

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Pesticide20 posted:

Oh, shame cube. I thought you said GameCube

Same thing.

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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:14

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Pesticide20 posted:

Oh, shame cube. I thought you said GameCube

Gay dudes?

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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:25

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Lotta people in here failing to respect the Shame Cube.

# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:35

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I am terrified of the Shame Cube.

# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:45

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Kj44Pp8jM

# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:48

bengy81: May 8, 2010

IDGI

# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:18

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

It has something to do with motion picture cartoons from an island nation in Asia, but I can't recall what they're called.

# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:40

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Do it to Two Finger! Do it to Two Finger! Not me! Two Finger! I don't care what you do to him! Tear his face off, strip him to the bones. Not me! Two Finger! Not me!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:18

Miloshe: Oct 25, 2009; The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

Barry McGuire, mother fuckers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo

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# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:47

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Ceiling fan posted:

Do it to Two Finger! Do it to Two Finger! Not me! Two Finger! I don't care what you do to him! Tear his face off, strip him to the bones. Not me! Two Finger! Not me!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:51

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Cubes are for rubes.

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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:22

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Directive 7
Friday, February 17th, 2017, is declared as "No Trump Day". Talk about the Trump family, Trump politics, Trump supporters and protesters, and anything else Trumpy (broadly construed) is banned and will be punished accordingly. This shall be a 24 hour ban lasting from 12:00:00 AM EST to 11:59:59 EST.

EBB fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 16, 2017

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:30

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

The people spoke dude. This isn't about no Trump, they want to hear more about NZ.

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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:32

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Directive 7 Change 1
Friday, February 17th, 2017, is declared as "No Trump Day". Talk about the Trump family, Trump politics, Trump supporters and protesters, and anything else Trumpy (broadly construed) is banned and will be punished accordingly.
If you want to mention a thing about Trump, you must first mention two things (either true or fake news) about New Zealand.
TwoFinger, however, must post two things about Finland.
This shall be a 24 hour ban lasting from 12:00:00 AM CST to 11:59:59 PM CST.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:46

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Coup!?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:50

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

We are OUTRAGED at this BLATANT usurping of power by joat mon! I'LL SEE YOU PUT AGAINST THE WALL BY THE END OF THIS MONTH!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 22:57

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lru1Qxc1l8

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:01

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

deus lo vult!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:09

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

They'll never find me in this spider hole.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:12

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They'll never find me in this spider hole.

Don't talk about your mom's vagina like that :xd:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

Don't talk about your mom's vagina like that

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:17

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mike-o posted:

Don't talk about your mom's vagina like that

rack them

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:18

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Sic semper praefecti.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:05

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mike-o posted:

Don't talk about your mom's vagina like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDYBL70eReo

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:07

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

here's some NZ news, Two Finger was molested by Gandalf on holiday to the Shire as a child

# ? Feb 17, 2017 00:23

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

maffew buildings posted:

here's some NZ news, Two Finger was molested by Gandalf on holiday to the Shire as a child

hosed up if true

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:14

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

ALL EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE NOW RESCINDED BY WAY OF ROYAL DECREE PLEASE REFER HERE:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3810334

# ? Feb 17, 2017 02:39

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