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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

FSGo tends to work better on a phone.

Pornographic Memory posted:

im basically neutral on the jackets except dubinsky, gently caress that guy. i kind of wish cbj fans would find another team to declare as their rivals tho because they get annoying about it without anybody but the penguins to focus their hate on

It cuts both ways:

https://twitter.com/TheCBJArtillery/status/827680182366531584

e- Kessel trying to get Hornqvist to mellow out. :laffo:

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Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

P sure that was interference

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
lol hornqvist loving pissed slams the bench door into kessel

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
you gotta ignore the casual fans who dont know anything about hockey though, a real fan would make fun of the jackets for never having even won a playoff series let alone any cups

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Thank you, Nationwide, for not playing the Brad Paisley ad tonight.

Pornographic Memory posted:

you gotta ignore the casual fans who dont know anything about hockey though, a real fan would make fun of the jackets for never having even won a playoff series let alone any cups

CBJ Artillery addressed Pens fans addressing that tonight, too.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pornographic Memory posted:

you gotta ignore the casual fans who dont know anything about hockey though, a real fan would make fun of the jackets for never having even won a playoff series let alone any cups

Or these horrible things.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Or these horrible things.


low blow

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Penguins not looking great this period

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Third Period Jackets are here. Just need to finish.

E- :siren: Thank You :siren:

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

bad defense. :/

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:sigh:

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
ATKINSON BABY

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

what the gently caress is maatta even doing there

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Hell of a year for Atkinson. Here's hoping he's got one of those St. Louis style backends to his career because you can't help but root for the little guy.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Look Around You posted:

what the gently caress is maatta even doing there

Does it even maatta? http://www.hiyoooo.com:rimshot:



YOU ARE WELCOME

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

fehr covering the puck like 6 inches out of the blue paint lol

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hell of a year for Atkinson. Here's hoping he's got one of those St. Louis style backends to his career because you can't help but root for the little guy.

He trains/trained with MSL in the offseason and was the first person he called for advice on the dreaded Torts Training CampTM.

E- IIRC, Cam said Marty told him "Do what you're supposed to and work your balls off and you'll be fine."

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Feb 4, 2017

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

He trains/trained with MSL in the offseason and was the first person he called for advice on the dreaded Torts Training CampTM.

E- IIRC, Cam said Marty told him "Do what you're supposed to and work your balls off and you'll be fine."

I can't help but think of that bodies issue with MSL. He's like a pair of thighs with appendages.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
My favorite thing about Cam Atkinson is his curly blonde hair. He looks like highschool kid who habitually waxes his red convertible in an eighties movie.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

where the gently caress is the penalty on that trip

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Look Around You posted:

where the gently caress is the penalty on that trip

The blue jackets do not take penalties.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I guess one way to stave off the #1 PP is to not take a penalty at all, because this is two games in a row & three of the last four without one.

Also, CBJ/PIT in position to play each other in the playoffs, a game with a blown 3-1 lead, and a 4-3 final score. This is familiar.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Let's go shootout. I feel like I haven't seen one of those in ages.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

CBJSprague24 posted:

I guess one way to stave off the #1 PP is to not take a penalty at all, because this is two games in a row & three of the last four without one.

Also, CBJ/PIT in position to play each other in the playoffs, a game with a blown 3-1 lead, and a 4-3 final score. This is familiar.

I don't remember that game, how long ago was that?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Captain Internet posted:

I don't remember that game, how long ago was that?

There were five of them.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

CBJSprague24 posted:

There were five of them.

Hrmm, still don't remember them. Must have been a long time ago.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You'd have wanted to have forgotten two of them.

Oh, now we're calling penalties.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

How is that not a penalty shot?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Hey, the refs actually found a whistle!

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

CBJSprague24 posted:

Oh, now we're calling penalties.

Well if it wasn't supposed to be a penalty shot, they wouldn't have called anything.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

How is that not a penalty shot?

Barely tapped him, didn't impede his route, I paid the refs, the fix is in

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
lol the pittsburgh commentator dudes are, as usual, losing their loving poo poo.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

God damnit.

Got a point, better effort than New York. That was fun.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
god dammit

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Phil motherfucking Kessel :siren:
http://i.imgur.com/GlcGL8U.mp4

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:siren: Kessel is good, refs are not.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
penguins cheating to win again.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
Phil Kessel is awesome. 800 NHL games. 578th consecutive game. 2 goals!

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Duke Chin posted:

penguins cheating to win again.

lmao

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POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
i'll take the point in the long run. happy they held on through regulation. but god dammit. bob had that save if it wasn't blocked.

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