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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I'm still pissed off and perturbed about these revelations.

Lol. : ')

loving predators.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 13, 2020

# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 17:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:58

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Iron Crowned posted:

Ugh, I swear every other word in that episode was "ELONMUSK" I will never scrub Lisa exclaiming it out of my brain

why does that poo poo head pay to be in every single cartoon?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 17:43

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

spaceblancmange posted:

Yo whats up with the lady with the lilac (or w/e floral panicle they're trying to replicate) hair

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 03:59

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Walton Simons posted:

The best joke in it is probably when Bart speaks French to the policeman

"...et ils ont donn� mon chapeau rouge � l'�ne!"

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 15:41

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Plan Z posted:

The episodes of any show where one character is subjected to a ton of cruelty that they don't deserve are usually some of the weakest ones. I could watch cartoon marathons as a kid, but the second I'd get one of those episodes of every kid show where one character is another character's "servant," I'd usually turn off the TV and do something else.

The episode where Brainy Smurf declares himself Papa Smurf's "Dirty Nip Pig Slave" was rather unsettling.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 21:24

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

the musical cues in the golden age were so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qman4N3Waw4

Listen to how the music goes from this schmaltzy elevator music, to a tense buildup and then the change. It's so good :discourse:

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 14:43

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Now it would be set to �Talk to ya later� by the Tubes or something by Tubeway Army

Tube!

You're so right. You're so so right and I'm sad.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 14:54

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Any original song from American Dad is going to be great, the cast has chops. Seeing Scott Grimes performing Steve's songs is the best.

Bob's Burgers does those musical montages like every episode now and they aren't generally good, imo... From the singing style (usually high pitched falsetto sounding voices) to the instrumentation.

edit- v yeah for sure! This post definitely wasn't referring to any of the songs generally sung by the main cast, anything that comes out of Jon H Benjamin's mouth sounds like a treat. Just the weird montage songs that are usually repeated in the credits.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Apr 9, 2020

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 10:45

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I wonder what the rag smells like haha

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 15:20

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*while struggling to breathe*

... "Detention!"

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 21:38

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

intro/couch gag: good

janky flash animation: good

the rest: bad

# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 14:51

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

More like you go to harvard to find out how not to be funny. Who is with me??

# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 14:21

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Plan Z posted:

It super lost that focus when it was obvious that Seth was working on like ten other projects. Supposedly, he's gotten more involved in Family Guy in recent years and it's gotten an upturn in quality. I tried to watch some new episodes, and although they aren't gently caress-awful like the post-resurrection seasons, they aren't good. At the very least, they aren't as outwardly blood-curdling and cruel.

Vinni Puh, now that's a good show.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 01:28

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I always interpreted it as Ned asking Rodd and Todd if they're okay with having Lisa after what happened with Bart but Rodd and Todd liked her so much that they want her back.

# ¿ May 1, 2020 13:16

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Data Graham posted:

That's not much of a stinger-before-credits joke though, that's more like an "aww how sweet" sort of uncharacteristic way to end an episode.

I'm gonna stick with "Ned secretly wants to get his kids killed" lol

I was a sweet child when I made that interpretation. :3:

nowadays im lovely

# ¿ May 1, 2020 13:48

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It's a shame they canned their composer.

The arrangement and compositions he came up with just perfect. Streetcar really exemplifies what I mean. The voicing when everyone starts singing "You Can Always Depend on the Kindness of Strangers!" is peak simpsons sound

# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:02

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Just saw the lego episode today. good god this isn't even the same show anymore. Its a very bad parody of itself

Lego episode is considered one of the "good" new simpsons

# ¿ May 7, 2020 12:53

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Getting memories of growing up with the mormon neighbour's kids and how they'd sneak in The Simpsons when no one was home.

or they could go across the street to my house where it was cool to be BAD

edit- they had a lot of kids in that household but the four eldest ones would take turns babysitting us. I remember convincing one of them to let my brother and I watch King of the Hill (I was like, in first or second grade at the time) because I legitimately thought it was a very moral show about how smoking is bad.

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 15:51 on May 12, 2020

# ¿ May 12, 2020 15:44

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

What was the scariest moment of the Simpsons for you?

For me as a kid, it was either the design of the clown bed from Lisa's First Word (If you should die before you wake!) or in Bart the Murderer when Skinner in cement shoes bubbles "YOU KILLED ME, BART" underwater. Both of these were just a little too much for very young me.

I was scared of everything as a child but I don't think anything from the simpsons ever did it. Simpsons was just too silly no matter what.

like gently caress, Lambchop's Play Along gave me an anxiety attack randomly so I just don't know.

# ¿ May 14, 2020 21:10

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

when i was a tween getting braces, the orthodontist had definitely been asked about the gouger more than once

# ¿ May 15, 2020 02:48

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I remember my mom telling me when Phil Hartman was killed. Same kfc where she told me shari lewis died.

# ¿ May 17, 2020 16:00

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

now i just get creepy ads for "CREATE YOUR OWN SIMPSON AND gently caress HIM" with a cgi nude homer that cycles through various dick options

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Daikloktos posted:

I just remembered a formative dream I had at the onset of puberty. I was watching from the shadows as my mom seduced my dad in contest with another woman. She said "We'll do it every Sunday night at eight. And we'll call it 'Man... With His Pants Off' " And my first dreamthought, swear to God, swirled in with my physiological response to this incredibly hot and nasty poo poo from the recesses of my brain I had no context for, was "I'll miss The Simpsons...!"

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 12:22

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yeah but you chose to use the descriptor of "hot" when describing your dream and that's the part where you get to choose what to say!

Accept this moment of shunning!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 12:58

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

muscles like this! posted:

Watching "$pringfield" and saw a cut for syndication scene that definitely deserves to be cut. Homer is being a blackjack dealer and there's a short Rainman bit that's absolutely terrible because it is Homer bugging Dustin Hoffman's character and the whole thing devolves into both characters screaming. It is a weird awful part of a funny episode.

Oh yeah, I remember that scene airing only when I was younger. I was too young to get the reference but my brother really hated that part for the reasons you've mentioned.

He also took offense to the Australian episode as a whole when we were younger. He loves it now, though. lol.

edit- wow i share more details about my family in this thread than any other (im the one whose mom had the celebrity-death kfc)

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 22:23

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

emgeejay posted:

https://twitter.com/win_icons/status/1272091413862215680?s=21

Domer

# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 22:18

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Tree Goat posted:

i have covered these scenarios extensively

https://medium.com/@Birdbassador/possible-last-episodes-of-the-simpsons-e4cd2e6a8a39

underrated post and great article but

@Birdbassador/Tree Goat posted:

Guest Star: Joanna Newsom as Madame Psychosis.

okay she hasn't appeared on the show but matt groening apparently made this for her

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 00:11

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Time for a batch of AI episodes that are more entertaining that the real show in its current state:

"in this episode, Homer and Bart find several two-headed pigs while on vacation, the two prank the fat pig in a dark room, Todd accidentally locks the rest of the family in his basement; Homer tries to teach his son how to become a mafia don."

"This episode involves Reverend Lovejoy and Smithers becoming romantically involved after they meet at a Kentucky Womens' Pageant. The tension between Lovejoy and Smithers is an important factor in the story and leaves both of them with a new appreciation for one another"

"...the Simpson family go for a kayaking trip to the beautiful coastline of Isla Nublar. Although Bart and Lisa don't get much out of their visit, Maggie gets an idea that she can use for their future vacations. But before Lisa can ask Maggie about her plan, she gets caught in the middle of a baseball game between the Mar-a-lago Country Club and the Isla Nublar Baseball Club."

"Bart and Lisa no longer have socks as they have to wear suits. Homer and Marge come up with the plan to, as Marge says, "Be a wee wee, if you wanna be a wee wee." The joke is that being a wee wee is causing them a great deal of discomfort. This episode is similar to the one where Bart makes a kissy face, "A Couple of Schmucks", because the two dads are confused and angry."

"in this episode of The Simpsons, Maggie finds out she has a talent for tea, Bart discovers he's been asleep for 30 years, and the family is visited by a dryad."

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 14:56

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

PostNouveau posted:

Any chance to post the original ending that test audiences shot down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RjFvcw6ToQ

The last part is just 5 minutes of Audrey 2s 9/11ing New York City.

Thank you for appreciating my ancestors' work

# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 04:41

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Computer-generated Simpsons episodes would probably be funnier at this point.

you be the judge

Robot Episode 1: Homer is trying to impress Marge, Lisa's aunt, Mrs. Kwik-E-Mart, Principal Skinner, and an overweight teen who just wants to play around. As with their previous outings, the episode features all types of Simpsons goofs, from Homer asking to sit beside her with her legs spread wide apart to a scene in which he sits across from her while giving a speech.

Robot Episode 2: Lisa becomes increasingly ill from eating the fruit of the sun as well as the sun's fruit. It's explained in flashback, but Bart's argument at the end that she had to do this simply for survival is the actual explanation. Bart starts eating the sun while he is trying to find a way to get to the island.

Robot Episode 3: Mr. Burns is trying to once again fix the power grid by putting himself under the influence of hallucinogenic brew. Unfortunately, he also accidentally turns himself into a monster.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 05:04

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Steven would probably get along great with both Bart and Lisa.

Eh, maybe more Rod and Todd. :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 20:17

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i think disney made it so they can understand stewie now and not just sometimes

# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 22:06

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

CodfishCartographer posted:

Remember when South Park did an entire episode about it should be okay to call people the f-slur because "well we aren't using it hatefully against gay people!!"

Yup. So many people really just based their entire worldview on whatever South Park said. That one being a major offender.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 23:39

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Milo and POTUS posted:

The pony episode was a top tier bb episode and I laugh thinking about it

I'm definitely a Chariot fan

# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 20:35

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

AHH F/UGH posted:

No.

[great moments from episode here]

This one got me good on a rewatch.

https://imgur.com/niwvAzf.mp4

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Dec 30, 2020

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 20:22

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

emgeejay posted:

https://twitter.com/mattselman/status/1345916009924857856?s=21

I made the exact same parody title when I was like 10?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 18:00

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Das Boo posted:

I couldn't believe this hadn't been done, so

das boo should get to be the supreme ruler for a day

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 15:30

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

PostNouveau posted:

It's weird they haven't aired a new Simpsons in like a month and a half.

good

# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 13:21

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Vagabundo posted:

Look, I'm sorry, I just saw red there, but this poo poo is just infuriating on so many levels.

No, it's understandable. Have you ever wondered what our world would be like had we never restricted women from like every field and didn't oust them whenever they pioneered a new science or art and then steal all their work and then smugly and oh-so-assuredly recite :biotruth: as reasons why women can't or shouldn't do things? That's usually one of my first thoughts upon waking up every day. lol.

So much knowledge, invention, innovation and works of art that could've been.

edit: simpsons is bad, didn't have to be.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 14:25

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:58

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Milo and POTUS posted:

who was that background kid character in the early seasons that looks like a kilroy

he is freddy, beloved and cherished

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 13:48

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