UFC Fight Night Houston GDT - Cranberry Lemonade

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I don't have a theme because I'm dumb and this is hard to do on the fly

Main Card on Fox Sports 1 - 10PM ET / 7PM PT

Featherweight - Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez vs Chan Sung "The Korean Zombie" Jung

The Korean Zombie is back, baby! After defending the honorable Korean people, who would never falsely lay claim to an island, for two years, Chan Sung Jung returns to the Octagon. Dennis Bermudez drank a liter of lemon juice through a straw very quickly, which is just as admirable. My past record of making GDTs says Jung will get mauled
Strawweight - Alexa Grasso vs Felice Herrig

Grasso is the new hotness at strawweight, bringing an undefeated record and a penchant for kicking small ladies in the face over from Invicta. She did well against welcome mat Heather Clark, and now faces that chick from Mortal Kombat. MMA Chaos predicts that she'll get severely owned.
Lightweight - Abel Trujillo vs James Vick

Abel Trujillo has several domestic violence convictions on his record, so gently caress him. James Vick trains with rape monster Lloyd Irvin, so gently caress him, too.
Light Trashweight - Ovince St Preux vs Volkan Oezdemir

OSP exists, I have seen his fights before. I do not believe that a person named Volkan Oezdemir is real. Sadly, since this is a FS1 card, I won't get to hear OSP's terrible coaches yell "EHH!" at him.
Trashweight - Anthony "I'm" Hamilton vs Marcel "O" Fortuna

Hamilton has gotten solidly owned in most of his UFC fights. Fortuna lost to JT Money on the z-leagues, which is even worse.
Strawweight - Jessica "Bate Estaca" Andrade vs Angie "Overkill" Hill

Andrade is undefeated since moving down from bantamweight. She's a fearsome grappler, which doesn't bode well for Hill, who's got good striking, but tends to get thoroughly outgrappled.

Fox Sports 1 Prelims - 8PM ET / 5PM PT

Trashweight - Adam Milstead vs Curtis Blaydes
Featherweight - Chas Skelly vs Chris Gruetzenmacher
Bantamweight - Ricardo Ramos vs Michinori Tanaka
Strawweight - Tecia Torres vs Bec Rawlings

Fight Pass Prelims - 7PM ET / 4PM PT

Welterweight - Alex Morono vs Niko Price
Light Heavyweight - Khalil Rountree vs Daniel Jolly

# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:11

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

LobsterMobster posted:

I don't have a theme because I'm dumb and this is hard to do on the fly

Disagree! Thanks for doing the thread and for your videos.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:39

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

I wish they'd do these (and all) cards earlier in the day. 10 years ago I never missed one but these days I end up watching replays of cards like this by myself instead of staying up late and getting rowdy with the boys.

I remember when they started doing ppvs at 9pm est for a while. Good times

# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:44

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I can confirm that you must actually be dumb to develop a theme.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:50

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

정찬성 파이팅! 독도 파이팅!

# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:05

El Roncho: Oct 15, 2006; I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Super bowl theme was a gimme.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:08

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

I can't wait for Bec Rawlings to fight again!

# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:22

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

I'm so happy that Korean Zombie is finally back.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 19:58

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I am Otis posted:

I wish they'd do these (and all) cards earlier in the day. 10 years ago I never missed one but these days I end up watching replays of cards like this by myself instead of staying up late and getting rowdy with the boys.

I remember when they started doing ppvs at 9pm est for a while. Good times

The East Coast can't handle one thing not being based around it.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:02

CatelynIsAZombie: Nov 16, 2006; I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

정찬성 파이팅! 독도 파이팅!

Brightest point in the east, the island of dokdo is a beautiful sun that shares life giving golden rays only with its chosen people of korea.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:05

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

I object in the strongest possible terms to Bluedeanie having a life outside of making UFC threads

# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:49

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Go the guy who isn't Rountree.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:10

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Holy poo poo, that was brutal.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:13

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Go the guy who isn't Rountree.

That didn't go well for him.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:12

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Khalil learned to stuff a takedown. He is now unstoppable.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:12

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

And there's our knockout of the year.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:12

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

His reaction time to the fighters hand coming up and the knee was so fast.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:14

Tsyni: Sep 1, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Le Saboteur posted:

His reaction time to the fighters hand coming up and the knee was so fast.

Are the new rules not in effect here?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:15

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Tsyni posted:

Are the new rules not in effect here?

No Houston has not ratified the new rules yet.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:17

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Volkan Oezdemir is real, and has 10 KO finishes, and I am praying to the MMA gods tonight

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:18

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Morono seems like a guy who should be fighting at lightweight and not welter in terms of build.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:29

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

The East Coast can't handle one thing not being based around it.

I like sleep more than slogging thru mediocre cards these days. I turned into a casual fan although I used to love staying up forever for Japanese cards. Those were different times...

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:40

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

This is sloppy as gently caress and I like it.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:41

chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:42

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Another KO of the year.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:42

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

That was a ridiculous finish.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:43

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Well if the early prelims are any indicator, tonight's gonna own.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:43

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

If you missed the early prelims you missed two early KO of the year candidates.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:44

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

That was a cool finish

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:45

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Do we have gifs anywhere? Just tuned in

edit- knee
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/828033615145492480

Omnikin fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Feb 5, 2017

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:55

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Brutal KOs

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:58

chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

Come on Tecia, be exciting for once in your life and knock out Bec

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:07

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

I like how it's specifically "UFC Fight Night: Bermudez vs. The Korean Zombie," to the point where Bruce Buffer has to yell that, and not "Bermudez vs. Jung"

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:07

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Bec's leg looks like crap and those kicks aren't helping.

Cause of her bad tattoos, you see.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:09

jediguy: Apr 19, 2002

I really, really do not like Bec Rawlings

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:09

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

cut bec already

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:11

Tsyni: Sep 1, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

jediguy posted:

I really, really do not like Bec Rawlings

yes.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:12

Rude_Dude: Jun 2, 2009

I wanted Tecia to wrestling Rawlings out of the UFC, but if she leg kicks her out that's pretty good too.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:12

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

what was that crowd pop for

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:14

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DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I dont follow mma too much but Ronda is legit gone?

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