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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I'm unconvinced. I'll need to see case study.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Joey Freshwater posted:

I'm unconvinced. I'll need to see case study.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Much like the Falcons 4th Quarter, the defense rests

Or not, depending how you look at it...

Either way, surely it is scripted there is no argument or debate.

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 11, 2017

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I applaud the script writer.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Not everyone gets a copy of the script though.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Shame the best QB didn't win the SB :colbert:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The NFL is scripted

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

Shame the best QB didn't win the SB :colbert:

He won five Superbowls actually

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

He won five Superbowls actually

Like you even know what a sentence that contains "best" and "QB" even mean

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

Like you even know what a sentence that contains "best" and "QB" even mean

I assume it's the one who wins the most championships and can never be counted out

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

I assume it's the one who wins the most championships and can never be counted out

Your mom can never be counted out

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Print the shirts

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Already did

https://twitter.com/Cody_Fox5/status/828518914036469760

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Atlanta sucks

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Finally someone said it.

Jews right?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dolphins: just intelligent enough to be really bigoted.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I'm just asking questions here

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The NFL is scripted

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Feb 2, 2009



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The results are predetermined

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Kalli posted:

Dolphins: just intelligent enough to be really bigoted.

Probably

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Dolphins: just intelligent enough to be really bigoted.

Like a midwesterner.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

goodell: hello forums poster big ol marsh pussy the 2017 nfl season script is hot off the presses here is the page where it says the bengals are going to win the super bowl

me: now that's paper

goodell: you are correct i have printed the script on paper

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
What did the Browns do to the guy who writes the scripts?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

goodell: hello forums poster big ol marsh pussy the 2017 nfl season script is hot off the presses here is the page where it says the bengals are going to win the super bowl

me: now that's paper

goodell: you are correct i have printed the script on paper

Not on a shirt...not confirmed

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

goodell: hello forums poster big ol marsh pussy the 2017 nfl season script is hot off the presses here is the page where it says the bengals are going to win the super bowl

me: now that's paper

goodell: you are correct i have printed the script on paper

nice, i Like to see this with my nude body out.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

the nfl is scripted

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

The fact that all but 1 postseason game last season was loving terrible and lopsided is definitely proof that the NFL is scripted

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

scripted? the nfl is.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

The fact that all but 1 postseason game last season was loving terrible and lopsided is definitely proof that the NFL is scripted

That 1 was lopsided as well...until the script called for otherwise.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

now that's paper

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

weird Asian candy posted:

That 1 was lopsided as well...until the script called for otherwise.

The Falcons are so accomplished at imploding I"m pretty sure they improv'd that entire meltdown, didn't even need a script

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

The fact that all but 1 postseason game last season was loving terrible and lopsided is definitely proof that the NFL is scripted

The superbowl and the Dallas/Green Bay game? I guess the Dallas/Green Bay game was not lopsided in the sense that Dom Capers decided to go prevent defense with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, giving Dallas a chance to come back.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

The Falcons are so accomplished at imploding I"m pretty sure they improv'd that entire meltdown, didn't even need a script

You ain't kidding man. It was very reminiscent of the Mike Smith era.

:barf:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
gently caress THAT.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Curses don't exist they say. It isn't scripted they say. Pfffffffffft.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Chris Chandler had no business being in that Super Bowl. :argh:


Now Tom Brady in XXXVI, totally supposed to be there.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

the NFL can't be kayfabe
no Heel would be permitted to remain dominant for as long as the patriots

only real satan magic can do that

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

PupsOfWar posted:

the NFL can't be kayfabe
no Heel would be permitted to remain dominant for as long as the patriots

only real satan magic can do that

Wasn't there a completely unscientific research that showed that WWE stock was highest when a Heel held the belt and dropped whenever a face won it?

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