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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Today's ending was completely unbelievable. That would never happen. Rewrite that poo poo.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Silly Burrito posted:

Today's ending was completely unbelievable. That would never happen. Rewrite that poo poo.

gently caress that it was great.

BAH GAWD ITS DIGGS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The NFC's writers are so much better than the AFC's it's just ridiculous.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
The NFL is scripted but today's script was much better then normal.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The NFC's writers are so much better than the AFC's it's just ridiculous.

it's just because all the AFC writers went to Harvard and not Penn. Give it about 20 years, it'll flip again (or, someone from Cornell will take over like in the early 90s).

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The NFC's writers are so much better than the AFC's it's just ridiculous.

NFC is Raw and AFC is Smackdown

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

a new study bible! posted:

NFC is Raw and AFC is Smackdown

But... those aren't scripted?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
I don't know about about scripted but the patriots get every call to go their way while the game is still in question. After they have a large enough lead and the opposing team has lost all will to live the refs will start making up some calls against the pats so the final box score looks even on penalties.

The sad part is the Pats don't usually need any help, but they get it anyway. The Pats would not have blown out the Bills either game this year, or blown out the Titans this weekend if the refs didn't favor them so heavily. Would the pats have won all 3 of those games without the refs help? 99.9% yes, but the outcome would still have at least been in question for another quarter of football.

Dropped TD pass by Brandin cooks against Houston confirmed as a TD. Pats win

ASJ "fumbles td out of the endzone" Pats win

Steelers TD becomes incomplete catch. Pats win

Bills TD becomes incomplete catch, Pats go on the win in a blowout, instead of being down at halftime.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



http://6abc.com/sports/nfl-prematurely-promotes-vikings-patriots-super-bowl/2968550/

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This is just a twist that's part of the script. It's really going to be Pats Eagles.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Looks like there were new writers for the AFCCG.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Looks like there were new writers for the AFCCG.

Do not do this.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



your script is predictable and derivative NFL. excessively so.

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007

Coolwhoami posted:

ITS SCRIPTED

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I think it would be funny if Tom Brady died but they will probably save that for the super bowl.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
just lmao at anyone who thought the nfl would let the jaguars advance to the super bowl. the nfl has waaay too much money on the line. They couldn't afford terrible ratings for the biggest game of the year, especially after all of the controversy earlier in the season.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
This script loving sucks

nah
Mar 16, 2009

The NFL is scripted

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Come on nfl imagine the ratings and media coverage if Tom Brady got murdered on the field. You really think this poo poo is making you more mon y?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
why does anyone ever watch this stupid loving sport

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


gently caress the script and ban that guy who thought the script changed

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
NFL is scripted. Old man Dad saying anyone who doubted NE winning is a retard cause he's been calling it the whole time. The refs don't call poo poo on NE to help them. And the Jags just did the same poo poo running.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Chris James 2 posted:

gently caress the script and ban that guy who thought the script changed

Second.
God dammit, I wanted to believe so badly that the Pats could lose.
:negative:

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

the nfl is scripted and the guy who writes it is a loving rear end in a top hat

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Looks like there were new writers for the AFCCG.

Eat my rear end, nutsucker.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My mistake. There was a midseason finale written by another staff, but the season finale was still the original staff.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Vince McMahon the writer for the NFL.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Looks like there were new writers for the AFCCG.

That's right folks. The Bengals are going to the Super Bowl

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

the nfl is scripted

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Everyone loves sequels, right? Well have I got an idea for you....

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its scripted

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

the nfl is scripted

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




What's the difference between WWE and NFL?

There are people who still think the NFL is real.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Kirios posted:

What's the difference between WWE and NFL?

There are people who still think the NFL is real.

It's still real to them, man. Either way now the NFL has a story if they want the Vikings/Eagles win they overcome against Brady or if Brady wins it's continued same poo poo. This story will make them the money they want.

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





b-minus1 posted:

just lmao at anyone who thought the nfl would let the jaguars advance to the super bowl. the nfl has waaay too much money on the line. They couldn't afford terrible ratings for the biggest game of the year, especially after all of the controversy earlier in the season.

lol that a Pats Super Bowl will have better ratings than Bortleball would’ve. That’s what people tell themselves to justify the same boring poo poo.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
DIdn't watch the game, but I can tell it was scripted.

Minnesota will win as scripted. Its part of the deal for getting a new stadium, and why Aaron Rodgers was "injured"

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
the nfl is scripted

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Chinatown posted:

its scripted

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

b-minus1 posted:

just lmao at anyone who thought the nfl would let the jaguars advance to the super bowl. the nfl has waaay too much money on the line. They couldn't afford terrible ratings for the biggest game of the year, especially after all of the controversy earlier in the season.

The NFL isn't worried about ratings for the loving super bowl. It's the super bowl.

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