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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Jerry rice had fumbling problems there i said it

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Jerry Rice fixed his problems by using stickum

more like Jerry Rice*

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
Brett Favre has an unusually small penis

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey dalndon should have at least six "champion boy" rings but only has five

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The fix was in for vince young

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tim Tebow's windup was a little sloppy.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Brees really sucks at stopping the other team from scoring

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Adrian Petersons kids didn't learn

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
kevin dyson actually made that last half yard and the titans won the superbowl, you are all living in a false reality

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Wes Welker doesn't remember who he is.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

kevin dyson actually made that last half yard and the titans won the superbowl, you are all living in a false reality

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

kevin dyson actually made that last half yard and the titans won the superbowl, you are all living in a false reality

That only would have tied it tho

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

That only would have tied it tho

The game never ended. It's still being played and we are all part of some fevered Jacob's Ladder dream

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Peyton Manning had a horrible wounded duck spiral.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Peyton couldn't play in the cold, and the Colts even admitted it when they opened the stadium when he came to visit.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




OJ Simpson robbed and kidnapped.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Aaron Hernandez had a temper

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

gronk doesn't know what time is

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
The only downside to John Elway was the daily feastings on orphan children. For miles around the sound of his gnashing teeth could be heard

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Marvin Harrison definitely didn't kill anyone

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Tomlinson didn't have breakaway speed

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Donovan McNabb doesn't understand the rules of football.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Bo Jackson was mediocre at best in both sports, he was just strong

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Samkon Gado was too focused on his medical studies

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Blaine Gabbert has no pocket awareness

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
rusty smith was never given a chance

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

brock osweiler is very tall

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Emmit Smith wasn't as good as Jim Brown

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Thomas Henderson posted:

Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pat Tillman didn't watch his six.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
von miller wears glasses like a dweeb

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Bart star is dead.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

At least spell his name right...

Jim Brown beat up women.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 7, 2017

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Christian Hackenberg at least has the football IQ and actually knows how to play the game unlike most he just needs to fix his mechanics

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Tom Brady aww gently caress that guy

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Lawrence Taylor likes having sex with underage prostitutes

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Calvin Johnson was a Lion

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I have small calves

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The narrative of Peyton Manning being a colossal playoff choker was 100% correct. The dumb goobma threw 7 picks during his "good" Super Bowl run and was carried to both of his rings to a degree that made Brad Johnson look like Aaron loving Rodgers.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Michael Jordan was a steroid user

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