The Great $20 H2H Goon League

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Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I'm desperately trying to remember why I dropped Judge.

EDIT: OH RIGHT TO PICK UP CHRIS loving OWINGS LMAO

# ? May 3, 2017 22:36

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:20

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Reynolds, Carpenter, Miggy all available for trade for a top line pitcher or other. Don't need 3 1st basemen

# ? May 13, 2017 09:25

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

coronaball posted:

Reynolds, Carpenter, Miggy all available for trade for a top line pitcher or other. Don't need 3 1st basemen

I have a bunch of pitchers, shoot me a trade.

# ? May 15, 2017 19:35

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Doltos posted:

I have a bunch of pitchers, shoot me a trade.

I don't know what your team name is anymore

# ? May 16, 2017 04:41

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 2 hours!

All my hold guys are now closers.

# ? May 16, 2017 06:50

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Meanwhile all of my pitchers are bad.

# ? May 16, 2017 13:52

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

coronaball posted:

I don't know what your team name is anymore

I'm Buck Showalter

jabro posted:

All my hold guys are now closers.

Hell, same

# ? May 16, 2017 17:16

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

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# ? May 19, 2017 00:08

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Hey so I could use a closer if any ya'll wanna trade one? I'm The Assman.

# ? May 19, 2017 00:48

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 2 hours!

Inspector_666 posted:

Hey so I could use a closer if any ya'll wanna trade one? I'm The Assman.

Are you willing to trade Harper before he runs into a wall in a multiplayer deal?

# ? May 19, 2017 05:26

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Anyone want Kinsler? I need a pitcher.

# ? May 23, 2017 04:55

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Godammit I swear I'm not intentionally benching good pitchers. Yahoo needs to make it clearer when guys are starting.

# ? May 25, 2017 05:25

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

I was in first place at one point. Now I cannot beat the unmanaged team whose owner hasn't logged in since May. Sad!

# ? Aug 7, 2017 07:48

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Playoffs have begun! I've locked the teams that didn't make it from making add/drops. Better luck next year!

xdistak has won best regular season record, and $20. Congrats!

Reminder, the payouts are:

coronaball posted:

OK We will do Teemu's original 150/50/20, + 20 for 1st place idea. that gives a little bonus to the best overall record and keeps the 3rd place game somewhat interesting.

Let's go!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:29

xdistak: Jul 8, 2003; I'm a huge faggot who needs to learn that money can't solve all of life's problems.

Thanks! I don't even know what to do during this bye week nonsense...

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:41

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

My team was v bad but I did my best to try to run out the string. Would definitely do this league again next year if you guys who didn't quit want to

e: if so, maybe next time do SV+H and add a 5th cat (K/BB? QS?)

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:03

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:22

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 2 hours!

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e: if so, maybe next time do SV+H and add a 5th cat (K/BB? QS?)
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I'd be all for combining saves and holds, adding K/BB, and replacing W with QS.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:46

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

So not that it really matters for my cellar-dwelling team but apparently I can't drop anybody to activate guys off the DL. I realize rosters locked but that seems like it's not the intention of said feature, could the commish possibly dump Inciarte and Zimmer from my team so I can activate Gyorko and maybe Harper?

# ? Sep 20, 2017 22:36

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Inspector_666 posted:

So not that it really matters for my cellar-dwelling team but apparently I can't drop anybody to activate guys off the DL. I realize rosters locked but that seems like it's not the intention of said feature, could the commish possibly dump Inciarte and Zimmer from my team so I can activate Gyorko and maybe Harper?

This is a redraft league and you didn't make the playoffs. Your season has concluded.

I'll be joining you in elimination-land shortly since I'm getting ripped 11-0. I'm not so tough without Rhys Hoskins hitting a dong per day.

# ? Sep 23, 2017 08:20

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

coronaball posted:

This is a redraft league and you didn't make the playoffs. Your season has concluded.

But... My Pride!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:39

xdistak: Jul 8, 2003; I'm a huge faggot who needs to learn that money can't solve all of life's problems.

Great season everybody! I look forward to defending the crown next year and definitely down to discuss changes to the scoring cats. Thanks again for a fun and competitive year.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 02:41

mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

I'd definitely be game for returning next year. Particularly if I medal again and get cash money.

I wish my team wouldn't have faced Judge and Trout in the finals though. Oof.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:52

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

Well no money for me, but my team wasn't very good anyway so it's a miracle I even got 4th.

If I have this straight, the winners are:

1. xdistak $150
2. mentholmoose $50
3. dewey7788 $20

PM me with your paypal or Wallet address and I'll send you your prizes.

I'd definitely like to do this again next year. We can talk about different scoring cats in the spring. I'm looking forward to not thinking about baseball for a few months and focusing on my lovely football lineups!

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:01

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I think my team should have done better but my pitching was a complete loving mess and I probably drafted more for AVG than OBP?

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:28

xdistak: Jul 8, 2003; I'm a huge faggot who needs to learn that money can't solve all of life's problems.

mentholmoose posted:

I'd definitely be game for returning next year. Particularly if I medal again and get cash money.

I wish my team wouldn't have faced Judge and Trout in the finals though. Oof.

Good game. I probably should have renamed my team "Judge and Trout" by like April...

...and to whoever dropped Judge early in the season: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

# ? Oct 4, 2017 23:49

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

I was undone by weeks upon weeks of you fuckers putting up 15+ dingers on me. One of you stopped looking at your team and had only 6 guys starting and those 6 combined for 22 HRs. Missed the playoffs by .5 points.

With that being said this was fun and I want to do it again next year!! Let's utterly destroy the concept of wins for a starting pitcher and replace it with quality starts. I'd also like to see saves and holds combine into one category instead of rostering both saves and hold guys all year which wasn't very fun even though that's how I was beating a lot of teams with elite closers. Maybe combine OBP and Slugging to make up for losing a pitching cat.

# ? Oct 5, 2017 00:15