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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
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Mega City One Enforced Laws W/ Typical Sentences

 

Arson	 						25 Years to Life
ARV (Armed Robbery w/ Violence)	 			18 to 30 Years
Attempted Bribery of a Judge	 			10 Years
Body Sharking	 					30 Years to Life
Brawling	 					6 Months to 5 Years
Breach of Health Regulations	 			1 Year (w/o Pills)
Breach of Peace	 					6 Months to 5 Years
Burglary	 					10 to 20 Years
Cheeking a Judge	 				6 Months
Common Assualt	 					3 Months to 3 Years
Copycat Killing	 					Life
Defective Lights	 				500c Fine
Drug Possession	 					10 Years
Fare Dodging	 					6 Months
Fighting in a Block War	 				30 Years to Life
Futsie Murder	 					Life in a Kook Cube
Illegal Alien	 					Deportation
Illegal Boinging	 				20 Years
Illegal Mutant	 					Removal to Cursed Earth
Illegal Parking	 					3 to 10 Months
Illegal Sugar Possession	 			1000c to 2 Years
Illegal Trading	 					1 to 3 Years
Importing Sugar	 					1 Year
Jaywalking	 					100 Days to 2 Years
Jimping	 						10 Years
Kidnapping	 					30 Years to Life
Leaving the Scene of a Crime	 			6 Months to 3 Years
Littering	 					1 to 200 Days
Mass Murder	 					30 Years to Life
Murder	 						18 Years to Life
Murder of a Judge	 				Life
Obstruction	 					6 Months to 5 Years
Old Comicbook Selling	 				6 Months to 8 Years
Organ Legging	 					30 Years to Life
Overdue on the Meter	 				1 to 3 Months
Overdue Vid-slug	 				3 Months Each
Paying a Ransom (incitement to Kidnap)		 	5 Years
Petty Theft	 					1 to 5 Years
Possession of Stookie Pills	 			6 Months
Pranking	 					3 Months to 5 Years
Prohibited Books	 				1 Year
Prohibited Vid-slug	 				1 Year Each
Public Nuisance	 					6 Months to 3 Years
Rabble Rousing	 					1 to 5 Years
Receiving Stolen Goods	 				1 to 5 Years
Resisting Arrest	 				15 Years
Rioting	 						2 to 10 Years
Road Piracy	 					5 to 20 Years
Robbery	 						8 to 20 Years
Rumble	 						3 Months to 2 Years
Running on a Walkway		 			1 to 10 Months
Scrawling	 					3 Months to 2 Years
Sky Heist	 					20 Years
Tapping	 						5 to 8 Years
Treason	 						Life
Unlicenced Weapon	 				3 Years




Zeris fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Mar 7, 2017

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

*This more or less happened in 2008 when an E-4 was told he couldn't play WoW in the TOC while on radio watch in loving Wardak, Afghanistan

what the ping like :stare:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

what the ping like :stare:

Can't be better than the ping at Bagram was, and that was awful.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
They found a way to wifi thru the army sat link, whatever it was called, but the ping was still poo poo I think. I think it'd be easier to nurse a crack habit than to get a good wow fix on deployment.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
When I lived in the AF barracks I saw so many fights over dungeon and raid drops between airmen. None of them were fought particularly well

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I always liked having a soldier that was big into WoW because I knew he would never, ever, cause trouble other than being a slob at most. No way was he sexually assaulting a woman or anything because lol

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

:siren: RED BADGE :siren:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
#AnimeRight sighed as it drew its katana

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I always liked having a soldier that was big into WoW because I knew he would never, ever, cause trouble other than being a slob at most. No way was he sexually assaulting a woman or anything because lol

I was that guy.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Why do these nerds have to ruin good things like liking anime. Can't we all just bond over a mutual enjoyment of One Piece?

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I always liked having a soldier that was big into WoW because I knew he would never, ever, cause trouble other than being a slob at most. No way was he sexually assaulting a woman or anything because lol

You're honestly my favorite poster

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Kuroyama posted:

Why do these nerds have to ruin good things like liking anime. Can't we all just bond over a mutual enjoyment of One Piece?

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A just and fair punishment

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Woof Blitzer posted:

A just and fair punishment

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
ban all anime touchers

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ban anime


Banime

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

ban all anime touchers

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Q6AwrGUkQ

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Professor Bling posted:

Ban anime


Banime

made me think of banh mi then i got super hungry,

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
Guys, I know I might be considered crazy, but what if... just maybe...


Anime...






is good?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

ban all anime touchers

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kuroyama, I'm going to probate you all through my vacation. I will stand on top of a mountain tomorrow and probate you, then ski down.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Is this the drink thread

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

:redass: User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

get lost. you wouldnt recognize a goddamn anime if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your loving dick. so just get off my back :sax:

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

An anime starring Katy Perry as an officer in the SS.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Is this the drink thread

I'm not sure what the point of this thread is :shrug:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm not sure what the point of this thread is :shrug:

:justpost:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Its the catchall thread for subjects that cannot support their own thread or are flooding into enough other threads that it needs to be directed somewhere. If we could beecock posts they'd go here.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Kuroyama, I'm going to probate you all through my vacation. I will stand on top of a mountain tomorrow and probate you, then ski down.

http://i.imgur.com/D5f9ikA.mp4

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He must be stuck on the chair lift.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Not Akira, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, or DBZ. Mods?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm not sure what the point of this thread is :shrug:

It is to steal more glances at your hilarious custom

Although I miss the bears

Who did it?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
lol I forgot this was the anime thread, should probably not probate people in the thread I said they can post in

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Zeris posted:

It is to steal more glances at your hilarious custom

Although I miss the bears

Who did it?

Avatar thread in GIBBIS.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

lol I forgot this was the anime thread, should probably not probate people in the thread I said they can post in

:what:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Anime should still be grounds for a probie. :colbert:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Maybe it's a trap

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, yeah, that's what I meant.

POST ALL OF YOUR ANIMES HERE, GUYS, IT'S COOL

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
if Trump ran solely on a platform of banning anime under pain of death I would vote for him

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