Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chicks only?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
:catdrugs:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
So it's a Japanese chippendales?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Hosts clubs have always existed. Hell there are Zombie Maid cafes, fat girls maid cafes, mean girls cafes, girls that dress as boys cafes, boys that dress as girls cafes.

Vice has a documentary that touches the surface of the horrible japanese sex industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
ElMaligno can you explain this thread title please: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773996&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ElMaligno posted:

Hosts clubs have always existed. Hell there are Zombie Maid cafes, fat girls maid cafes, mean girls cafes, girls that dress as boys cafes, boys that dress as girls cafes.

Vice has a documentary that touches the surface of the horrible japanese sex industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

Oh dear Jesus god, the "cuddle Cafe." :catstare:

I got physically uncomfortable watching that.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


TL;DR: i had a one night stand with a cute british backpacker in Rio. Im notorious in that thread for being insufferable and (until i went to rio) unfuckable.

It was p nice.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

Hosts clubs have always existed. Hell there are Zombie Maid cafes, fat girls maid cafes, mean girls cafes, girls that dress as boys cafes, boys that dress as girls cafes.

Vice has a documentary that touches the surface of the horrible japanese sex industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

I've always wondered how much money gip could make if we started a maid cafe and served Japanese girls while dressed up in military outfits

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Reverand maynard posted:

I've always wondered how much money gip could make if we started a maid cafe and served Japanese girls while dressed up in military outfits

Boy howdy, that first half of the sentence sure had me worried

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Reverand maynard posted:

I've always wondered how much money gip could make if we started a maid cafe and served Japanese girls while dressed up in military outfits

You would also get a lot of Nerds that are way into military stuff.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Reverand maynard posted:

I've always wondered how much money gip could make if we started a maid cafe and served Japanese girls while dressed up in military outfits

I mean you'd have to hire other people unless there's a niche for bearded paunchy 30 somethings.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Fister Roboto posted:

I mean you'd have to hire other people unless there's a niche for bearded paunchy 30 somethings.

Surprisingly enough, there is

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Pesticide20 posted:

Surprisingly enough, there is

"Bulls" right? The straight "bear".

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I think we'd make more money running the tactical operator hotline.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

this is the only party line i wanna be a part of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

ElMaligno posted:

You would also get a lot of Nerds that are way into military stuff.

Much Ado About Nothing › Online Dating: ElMaligno had sex

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Much Ado About Nothing › Online Dating: ElMaligno had sex

yeah I had sex, we discussed this a couple of posts up

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


quoted because i jammed the gently caress out to this so ty

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

We are open for business again.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

tastefully arranged labia posted:

We are open for business again.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6PkDHuaXi8

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde


lmao

  • Locked thread