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Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
POLL HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1akQDDpZlB3emz00lgKgNUSiTH7Eg65AaeMobwFxHloY/

TELL ME IF ITS JACKED UP I'M UP FOR TWO MORE HOURS OR SO

+2 IF YOU POST A TERRIBLE CURT HAWKINS FACT

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

curt hawkins is very busy, lately

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I think I entered those right! I dunno!

Curt Hawkins really likes Monday Night Raw. He has questionable taste.

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Curt Hawkins said JTG used to literally hide in catering.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Submitted.

Curt Hawkins answered the phone-call from WWE on the first ring.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
Curt hawkins once had a bad match with aj styles.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I have never heard of anyone who got trained by Curt Hawkins even though he had a school for at least a year.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Curt Hawkins was Zack Ryder's Marty Jennetty

nonrev
Jul 15, 2012




You can't spell Rickshaw Nut without the letters of Curt Hawkins.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Golashes posted:

+2 IF YOU POST A TERRIBLE CURT HAWKINS FACT

All Curt Hawkins facts are terrible

Metalocalypse
Jul 29, 2006
Submitted. Curt Hawkings once slapped a tomato, this fact broke Matt Hardy.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Curt Hawkins spells his name with a C though you spelled it with a K in the poll.

FACT.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
curt hawkins will be appearing on my tv screen and thats terrible

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Curt Hawkins has a job doing jobs, isn't that an amazing fact

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
curt hawkins once looked me dead in the eyes and told me he was going to marry my dad

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Submitted

Curt Hawkins somehow had a bad match with AJ Styles and was never allowed in PWG again

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Fact: Curt Hawkins real name is Hurt Cakwins

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


If you rearrange the letters of Curt Hawkins, it spells out Hurtin Cawks which incidentally describes what I would rather be doing than watching a Curt Hawkins match.

e:fb sorta

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
If you open the fridge and smell something nasty, it's because you forgot to offer your leftovers to Curt Hawkins First...

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Picks are in

Most people don't realize it, but Curt Hawkins is actually just Zach Ryder's new gimmick, he grew his hair out a little

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

Wow SD's tag division is full of garbage huh. The stupid Ascension AND the Vaudevillains? :barf:

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Fact: Curt Hawkins isn't a good jobber. Curt Hawkins isn't a bad jobber. Curt Hawkins is THE jobber.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



I was at the recent Seattle taping of Smackdown and there was only one wrestler that a nearby mom didn't recognize: Curt Hawkins.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
Curt Hawkins still believes that the next Sonic game will be a return to form.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Curt Hawkins sucks poo from a butt

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014
Curt Hawkins fact: I don't know who Curt Hawkins is.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Submitted:


Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins were weird cane-twirling strippers for 2 weeks before getting fired/quitting. Curt still carries the cane to remind him of those halcyon days.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Curt Hawkings is an off-brand Zack Ryder.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Curt Hawkins is poo poo at selling a superkick.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The one fact that Curt Hawkins can't face is the fact that Vance Archer and his magnificent tramp stamp are gone and they're never coming back

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Curt Hawkins has been losing the dark openers on SDL, or at least he did in Seattle.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
Curt Hawkins knows how many licks to the centre of a tootsie pop

biscuits and crazy
Oct 10, 2012
Curt Hawkins Strongly Dislikes Mustard.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Curt Hawkins knows only he can prevent forest fires.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Curt Hawkins just plain sucks

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Fact: WWE hired Curt Hawkins twice for some reason.

NilkNarf
Apr 24, 2005

...if you're into the blight.
Curt Hawkins is.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Curt Hawkins is neither curt nor has he eaten a hawk.

CVE
Jan 27, 2012
Curt Hawkins is fighting global warning one appearance at a time.

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TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
Curt Hawkins is actually fine for his position in the card.

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