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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
After much consideration I believe I would get along with quite a few of these video people.

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I've been jerking off ironically to this thread.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

The_Rob posted:

I've been jerking off ironically to this thread.
Whats your clip called, there were 46 results

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:lol: no loving way

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The_Rob posted:

I've been jerking off ironically to this thread.

still waiting on some of my poo poo to come up but I may have to come to terms with the fact that I am not weird enough for this thread,

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

china bot posted:

:lol: no loving way

that is some premium white male content I LOVE IT

oh pee
Jan 27, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
honestly, I jerked off to the op

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

It's kinda hypnotic.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
XXXTREME BABYSITTING

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Ka0 posted:

It's kinda hypnotic.

pretty sure i can totally do that after they trimmed my pallet. Who wants to run up a game marks?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/kchAHDr.gif&v=ccY25Cb3im0

There's a nonzero chance that the full video uses that song now that I think about it.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
thanks rich, I just got fired for opening this thread at work!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


oh no, that poor eta-2 actis-class interceptor!!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I am a naughty boy and now mommy is punishing me by stomping on my spaceship! why are you wearing a bikini mommy. where the hell did you get those shoes.

*getting off? what is that? i need an adult!

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 18, 2017

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

uber_stoat posted:

I am a naughty boy and now mommy is punishing me by stomping on my spaceship! why are you wearing a bikini mommy. where the hell did you get those shoes.

The wardrobe is keeping you from getting off?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
what a disappointment

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you sure do give up easily my tendie lovin comrade



gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
2fat4 my hospital gown

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

you sure do give up easily my tendie lovin comrade





just eating tendies is one thing but it's gotta be about withholding them in exchange for good boy points

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

The Muppets On PCP posted:

just eating tendies is one thing but it's gotta be about withholding them in exchange for good boy points

I just imagine she cooked those tendies for me but I was a bad boy so she's eating them in front of me because I can't afford them

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

500 bad things posted:

I just imagine she cooked those tendies for me but I was a bad boy so she's eating them in front of me because I can't afford them

the brain truly is the largest erogenous zone

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

There is a Xev Bellringer clip in which she explicitly references tendies by name

I'm beginning to suspect that she might be on the internet.

...

As I hunt for clips, I'm finding my eyes drawn to some of the more subtle weirdness. Since almost all of the "stores" are mom 'n' pop shops, the plot descriptions can take on a casual, chatty tone.

For example:

quote:

Some so called "producer" tried to "hire" Amanda Bryant to do a 40 min solo. Then he wanted the movie and model release prior to paying her. She asked me for help and I told her not to do it and that I would let her sell it here. This is filmed by her on a tripod and this is the first 30 mins. The last 20 mins will be uploaded later. This is a 30 min solo for 16$ and all the income goes directly to her!

Not funny per se, actually kinda considerate-sounding. Although...if the "so-called 'producer'" never paid her or got a release then I guess it's kind of a non-story? Basically, it sounds like some guy said "you should masturbate for 40 minutes" and then she just did that? Is the guy who runs this channel just being really passive-aggressive against whomever had initially commissioned the video? But...if he didn't shoot it, didn't pay her for it, never got a release signed, then...was he just, like, there?

quote:

Brand new 18 year old Maci Lace hops in the shower for your viewing pleasure. Her little camel toe was so amazing! The angle was not my prefered angle since it was in a hotel but I figured I would take advantage and break out the camera while she freshened up.

Don't make excuses for the camerawork, big guy. A poor craftsman blames his tools. I'm not sure what's so hard about shooting in a hotel, either. Didn't you think about that when you rented the hotel room? Regardless, I'm sure that people will forgive you in light of her cameltoe. Blessed be.

quote:

Some of you from facebook may know that I tracked down my half brother about 5 years ago by emailing everyone on myspace and calling everyone in the White Pages. I then found (he did as well) that we had yet another half brother as well. About 8 months or so ago we found out that we also had a half sister Brielle She wrote me and said she was having money problems and wanted to come down to film. I figured no problem and then she mentioned working for me. At first I thought it was a little odd and told her to check out my stuff and make sure she was OK with it and to send standard nude pictures. After about 4 tries she got it right and sent what I needed.

Your half-sister is lovely at attaching jpgs. Also, I'm including the whole quote to emphasize how irrelevant the half-brother portion is.

quote:

So. As you may know from another video I did with brand new NEVER before seen Wendi Starr, she came to Florida and completely ignored my advice until it was too late. I told her I could help her make some money and to send me pictures but she never did. She ended up letting Bella Roxxx talk her into coming down and when she got here was scared. Because I am talent or was I should say I know how it is. I offered to help her out and let her stay for free in my place and so forth. She was not able to get booked, did not actually seem to really want to but finally made enough cash to buy a ticket home after about 12 says or so. On the ride home I am filming her outro and telling her to text me after she goes past security and checks her baggage since I know many models (Amanda Bryant) who have had HUGE security problems with TSA.

I want to hear this guy's advice. I like how he expects people to remember the ongoing storylines of his c4s channel. Not gonna lie, it's working, I'm reading way more of these summaries than I otherwise would. Also please note the heaping dollops of passive-aggression ("did not actually seem to really want to").

quote:

Some of you may be aware that I was involved in a motorcycle accident and in a lot of pain so I have been unable to update, film, edit, and etc. Amanda Bryant decided to make me a hair washing video since she knows how much you all love shower girls. She filmed it with a SAH style so I did not have to edit it. Amanda shampoos and conditions her long blond hair! Enjoy!

I...what? Why would I know about your motorcycle accident? I'm...sorry, though? Amanda sounds cool, though, I guess she's hitting you back for helping her out with the other thing.

quote:

So I took Amanda away to Mexico to an all inclusive resort at the top of their chain for her 21st birthday. That had to be postponed due to her getting arrested for her first time ever, a big one too, a felony. One of the producers at FetCon gave her a pair of brass knuckles and she tossed them into the black hole she calls a purse and forgot about them. She flew from FLL to LAX no problem but on the way back, the day before our trip and her birthday LAX found them. So 20,000 bond YES, 20,000USD for her FIRST EVER arrest and 3 days in jail later she came one. We made it to Mexico after a lot of fees. We did not get much filming done because we were up all night prior to the flight to Mexico and when we woke up we could not find our passports!! After literally destroying the entire house and tipping over beds couches, tearing out canned good, toiletries and etc I found them. Because we were in such a hurry and our cab had long left we rushed out of the house with out my laptop and camera bag as well as many other things. We had no cell chargers, no chip for the camera, and not charger. Luckily I kept the camera on me to document the trip or we would have had nothing to film with. Once again Amanda neglected to check her purse and left a full sized cork screw wine opener that we use at the Drive In movies!! Luckily they did not catch her. This clip is one night when I pretty much made her let me cum in her rear end. I gently caress her pussy and right as I am about to blow my load I pull out and stick just the tip in and cum. I am still working on letting her gently caress her in the rear end on film, for now this will have to hold you guys over! This is part of my SAH "Shot at home" style clips and has no professional lighting but is filmed on a professional camera.

Now I know what it feels like to patronize a small town pharmacy where everybody knows one another and they always remember how I've been. By this point, I feel like I know these people better than I know my own friends. I wish them well.

quote:

This is a little BTS SAH style of Amanda, John Strange and Christy Mack bowling. It seems that Christy has a custom ball back home and John and Amanda have their own as well as participate on a league.

Literally just them bowling, does not appear to be oriented towards any kind of bowling-related fetish

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

she isn't playing it right, you're not supposed to puff out your cheeks like that

DEAR_WIKI_KATH
Feb 18, 2017

by Smythe
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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I don't understand that fetish

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Lol is it ironic that Dare posted here & obviously gets off on it? :shrug:

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Dongattack posted:

Does it have to be clips 4 sale or can it be any site like it where amateurs sell custom videos of weird fetishes?

Yea you can stealthpost your own fetish clips too as long as they're SFW.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Category: PUPPET PORN

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Feb 19, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Youth Decay posted:

Category: PUPPET PORN



:stare: Nope....nope. Nopenopenope.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Jesus Christ, searching for Transformation Fetish is gold for extremely stupid-looking, technically safe-for-work stuff:



quote:

Dakota and whitney have a stuffed panda they really wish he was real! Dakota mentions to Whitney that its a full moon and they get a wish every full moon! they wish panda was a real boy and whitney notices Panda turned into a real boy! They tell Panda what to do, and panda does it. Dakota has Panda smell her feet and so does whitney. Dakota gets bored and has Panda stand in the corner. because he is just not doing things right. Both girls go and leave him to recharge.



quote:

Hazel and Dakota think this guy at school is super annoying so they invite him over only to magically change him into their own dog! When he comes in they cast a spell on him and he instantly changes into a dog! They comand him to do tricks and then get broad of him. so Dakota is going to give the dog to her brother.



quote:

Dakota's mom told here she needs relies help so she makes her go see sister Layla. The nun starts to spray water on dakota "the power of christ compiles you" the Nun repeats. Dakota gets pissed and takes the holy water and drinks it! She starts to feel weird and slowly transforms into a bible thumper.



quote:

You just got a brand new Discing Dakota Bot 3000 with remote control. You use the remote to make Dakota Bot do what ever you desire. Disc mode, rubbing her boobs, spinning around, stomp her heels and of course make you food! You press the button for Dakota Bot to make you a hamburger and theres a malfunction!!! Instead of making you a hamburger you turn into a hamburger!!!! Dakota Bot picks you up and decides to eat her master!

Just linking this one because it's NSFW, but holy poo poo: :nws:http://clips4sale.com/studio/65289/16774282/Tommy+The+Turkey+2%28WMV%29:nws:

quote:

It's thanksgiving and it's just the two of us lovers bf and gf for a wonderful feast as Dakota has invited you to dinner. you arrive and she quickly hatch her plans for me and herself. Dakota uses a special drink to transform you into her whole plump fat and juicy Tommy the turkey. she's loving towards you as here lover and bf but she wants your meat and to punish you for the turkey man you are and this is the best way she can serve you now as your Thanksgiving day turkey feast.dakota is cruel, teasing, funny, yet a bit loving to me. She picks you up by your legs rub your breasts kiss you and speaks to you before the prep begins. Dakota then stuffs you with a wheat bread stuffing mix with fruits and veggies she make shoving deep into your rear end having her way with you until i'm looking pregnant with the stuffing mix flowing out. Then she ties your legs up and season and baste you. Then is roasting time you're done for as she places you in the oven to roast away and say goodbyes and happy roasting. she Checks in only to baste you and see your progress lusting to soon devour you. your finished cooking so you take you out of the oven.she carves your breast. Dakota puts you(sliced turkey) on a plate and garnish you up as i rest waiting for her to rip and eat your legs off. then she carves some of your breast meat and finish you off in a wheat bread, stuffing, mayo, lettuce, my juices, and turkey Thanksgiving day sandwich. While she finishes the sandwich.Dakota thanks you for making her happy by becoming her meal and enjoying you very much so.Rubbing her breasts, licking lips, yummy food talk, evil/loving words, and even masturbating.

This woman has ten pages of this poo poo, and I only got through like three before I decided this post was too drat huge. It's a loving goldmine

Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Feb 19, 2017

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

quote:

Dakota then stuffs you with a wheat bread stuffing mix with fruits and veggies she make shoving deep into your rear end having her way with you until i'm looking pregnant with the stuffing mix flowing out.
Dude missed a find/replace on his self-insert turkey transformation erotica.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

TheWeepingHorse posted:

There is a Xev Bellringer clip in which she explicitly references tendies by name

I'm beginning to suspect that she might be on the internet.


Xev is the best. Rocking a goddamn Lexx reference as a porn name is A-ok in my book.

quantum_squirrel
Aug 9, 2006
Well the gif is fairly normal....



but the description, oh boy :

gently caress You Jew posted:


You are telling the viewer that he is a worthless Jew and that you despise him. You know that his old body with emphysema won't be able to last much longer and you are here to help him along. You notice he starts to cough so you give him a couple of little blue pills. Of course, it's not his correct medicine, its Viagra to make him good and hard and shoot his pressure through the roof as you smoke in his face. You tell him he might as well jerk off because it's his last day on Earth and he might as well go out with a bang. He coughs again so you grab the viewer's asthma inhaler. You tell him that if he signs the new will and power of attorney that you have prepared, he can have it back. When he quickly signs the paperwork, you don't give the inhaler back. Instead, you squirt it out in the air to waste it until it's gone. You continue to blow smoke in his face and ash in his mouth, saying things like – “here is some ash for you to taste. Does it taste like the ashes of 6 million other dirty Jews? You make comments about big noses, small dicks, and concentration camps, your parents should have been gassed and burned up too. You hate him because Jews Jesus, and you are gassing him to with your smoke. He needs to be exterminated like the rest of his pathetic race. About halfway through you get frustrated that the viewer isn't dying fast enough, so you pull out a syringe of poison and inject the viewer with it. You keep blowing smoke in his face, spitting on him, and ashing on him, while you make more Jewish comments. You tell him to after he blows his final load of worthless cum. When he is finally , you look over him, blow a final mouthful of smoke at him show him your fancy new swastika and say, “heil you loving piece of Jew. I'll make sure you are incinerated like the rest of your race. Then you put your cigarette out on the lens of the camera and flip the viewer the finger.




Spot the diffrence posted:

Just by buying this clip you have already proved to me how you are not a fully devoted Muslim hell look at what I am wearing a skimpy little bikini. So please stop acting like your so devoted. Now I understand this book is something that you are supposed to believe in but why its just a book. As a matter of fact I am holding another book does that mean that buzz light wear is real? No I didn't think so. Its time for you to abuse your Qur'an but of course with a bit of motivation!

or what about

gently caress Off India! posted:

RequestI'd love to see a clip with you in pantyhose and heels, and smoking when I come to your door to ask for you to donate money to help the poor in India. I have a laptop with images to show you of the suffering in the hope that this will encourage you to donate, but little do I know that you are a rich racist bitch who loves to mock the suffering of these pakis. You grab the laptop from me and start to laugh at the images making cruel and humiliating comments about the people in the pictures and how you don't care what happens to them and how they must be starving and dying of thirst while you drink expensive wines and blow smoke in their faces. Lots of mocking and laughing at them and racial slurs, with shots of your pantyhosed legs, feet in and out of heels, possibly the odd pantyhosed crotch shot as well.

:nws:She:nws: has over 500 videos....

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
That POV being cooked and eaten as you are now the turkey porn is just wow. Good thing she remembered to masturbate halfway thought the baking cycle or I would have forgotten it was some weird fetish poo poo.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

uber_stoat posted:

you sure do give up easily my tendie lovin comrade





I'm glad Paula Deen found a new job.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

quantum_squirrel posted:

:nws:She:nws: has over 500 videos....



total tangent, but the gently caress off india category makes me wonder if one of these people will make a custom vid that's an erotic re-enactment of the big bill hell's cars commercial

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
This is all an elaborate plan by Clips 4 Sale to increase the goon traffic to their site.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
presumably lots of these videos are being commissioned and then sold on off chance that some other pervert will also buy them?

this seems like perfect territory for a terrible goon project, a remake of super hornier bros for example?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I've got $5 on it

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

vodkat posted:

presumably lots of these videos are being commissioned and then sold on off chance that some other pervert will also buy them?

this seems like perfect territory for a terrible goon project, a remake of super hornier bros for example?

That or people with free time trying to catch a couple dollars

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