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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah, it's all commission based. some dude messages the video producer and asks if they will make a video where he gets turned into a turkey. money is exchanged, the video is made and sent to the patron and then off it goes to clips4sale where hopefully some other people with the same exact kink see and buy it. you have to cover a lot of bases cuz there just aren't enough turkey fetishists out there to pay the bills.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

vodkat posted:

this seems like perfect territory for a terrible goon project, a remake of super hornier bros for example?

swap_2.avi

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pick posted:

Can I be paid to film myself sleeping in a pile of moose furs

You've got marfan's right? That's gotta be a fetish. So you can probably get paid to film yourself doing drat near anything.

Don't even need to show your face. I bet gender-bending Slenderman is in high demand!





Oh. :(

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Facebook Aunt posted:

gender-bending Slenderman is in high demand!





LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006


I love Dr Who

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I don't remember the human body being so gross

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
So, the people who consume this poo poo are probably pretty broken sexually right?

"Honey, are you in the mood tonight?"
"Yes, but look, you're going to have to put on the executioners mask and REALLY get into the part this time. I need to be hypnotized. There's no other way around it."

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Chromatic posted:

So, the people who consume this poo poo are probably pretty broken sexually right?

"Honey, are you in the mood tonight?"
"Yes, but look, you're going to have to put on the executioners mask and REALLY get into the part this time. I need to be hypnotized. There's no other way around it."

I prefer to imagine that they're perfectly normal except that at some critical point when their brain was congealing during puberty they happened to get an awkward random puberty boner while looking at a fat man spill a mountain dew on him and whelp now your brain permanently links boners with fat guys getting code red dumped on them

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Wow, they even do political stuff!

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

ate all the Oreos posted:

I prefer to imagine that they're perfectly normal except that at some critical point when their brain was congealing during puberty they happened to get an awkward random puberty boner while looking at a fat man spill a mountain dew on him and whelp now your brain permanently links boners with fat guys getting code red dumped on them

Finally, a job that I am over qualified for.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
search "9/11" - nothing

search "world trade center" - nothing!

WHAT

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

it appears that slide rules are still a relevant instrument in pornography :heysexy:

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

uber_stoat posted:

search "9/11" - nothing

search "world trade center" - nothing!

WHAT

Yeah you just jerk it to the news footage doofus, nothing could ever be better than that

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



2_Furious_2_Swap.avi

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
http://clips4sale.com/studio/1584/2306670#!Horny-slice-of-ham

Just loving a slice of ham.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

2_Furious_2_Swap.avi
Sans underscores that would be a good username

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


Sound stupid? Check out the clip, if the bitch is in need even a slice of ham can be horny lover

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


What is the fetish that is at work here with the CDs?

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

the cd glasses thing is kind of cute, did I find a fetish for myself? :ohdear:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

vodkat posted:

presumably lots of these videos are being commissioned and then sold on off chance that some other pervert will also buy them?

this seems like perfect territory for a terrible goon project, a remake of super hornier bros for example?

Doom House porno parody, surely. With accompanying Mood House parody.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Light Gun Man posted:

Doom House porno parody, with accompanying Mood House music

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Explosive Tampons posted:

the cd glasses thing is kind of cute, did I find a fetish for myself? :ohdear:

Look down.

Yes you did.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

#fatfingers?

everyone knows hands look like this.

Pick fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Feb 23, 2017

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Pick posted:

#fatfingers?

everyone knows that hands actually look like this.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
^^^ thought that was an emptyquote at first! :haw:

Pick posted:

#fatfingers?

everyone knows hands look like this.

I posted that one just for you, Pick! You could make a killing with your needleclaws and microwrists :10bux:

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
lowtax I think I know why people are leaving sa because drat, look at this

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I guess some fetishes will never be realized.










Huh.


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I imagine it's all gay incest porn.

OOOOOOOH, BROTHER!

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Light Gun Man posted:

Doom House porno parody, surely. With accompanying Mood House parody.

Poon House

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





A poon house?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Facebook Aunt posted:

A poon house?

Yeah, poon.

edit: While we're talking about goon funded films, how much do we need to raise to get a John Wick style adaptation of Hopkin Green Frog.



THIS SUMMER...I'LL FIND MY FROG

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 23, 2017

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Chromatic posted:

I guess some fetishes will never be realized.



getting a wicked turgid boner because my dom won't give me the wifi password.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I just want to say "pecker voodoo doll" is an amazing username.

Also someone please find something with otherkin. I would, but I respect my family too much to go to clups4sale while I'm with them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chromatic posted:

I guess some fetishes will never be realized.










Huh.




lol

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

A poon house?

Sex House?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Police Officer: Hey, what are you still doing here? I told you to clear out of the poon house! Do you want to have this horror?


Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"?


Police Officer: Yeah, poon house! You know that creepy doll? She's part of the poon house mystique, and you've got it in spades, so you get out. That's my advice as an officer of law.


Reginald P. Linux: The girl that won't let me sleep? That doll?


Police Officer: You seem like a man of many words. But let me tell you this howabout, If you don't move out of the poon house, it could spell your poon.


Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"?


Police Officer: YEAH. POON.


Reginald P. Linux: "Poon house"?

Police Officer: [takes fleshlight and leaves]

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:jackbud:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




:golfclap: Good job. High fives all round.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't even know what I'm doing

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

We are Kindle a fire drunk in the forest and cook it by piss


We are drunk in the forest drinking more and burning the fire , while we doing it we are doing a lot of crazy things like touching each other genitales , spanking rear end, a lot of nude peeks whyle peoples around here ! Alex drinking more beer - he want to pee on the fier and cook it! Can he cook this big fire? yes sure)) we are so drunk and crazy



Calibanibal fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Feb 24, 2017

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