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Turbl
Nov 8, 2007





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Nov 8, 2007





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Ivy the circus fat lady is sitting on the sofa shoveling in cookies and chugging weight gain shake in an attempt to get to 600 lbs to help boost the circus ticket sales when Kitzi the Clown walks in. Kitzi wants to talk about nutrition and is concerned about Ivy's health and even brought Ivy some snacks. She tries to convince Ivy that eating bananas and drinking water and diet clown pop is all Ivy needs to get fatter. Ivy sees right thru Kitzi's fake help, she knows Kitzi is just jealous that Ivy's become the main attraction at the circus and she's trying to thin her down!! Kitzi and Ivy begin to quarrel and Ivy decides it's time to teach her sneaky clown friend a lesson, so she squashes her! Ivy plops her massive fat body down on top of Kitzi and begins to squash and smother her beneath her massive body. Kitzi gasps for breath and screams as Ivy smothers her. Finally, Ivy's tired and she let's the skinny little clown free, but Kitzi continues to lay on the sofa and be rude to Ivy! Ivy knows just how to shut this clown up and plops down on top of her again. She smothers Kitzi as she laughs. She'll just relax on her clown seat for the rest of the day!

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