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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw is a festival of friendship
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

fart blood posted:

It's loving spoken word goddammit. Did Patti Smith rhyme? Did Patti Smith have metre? No, she didn't.

What I'm saying is I'm as great as Patti Smith.

well i don't hear no speaking

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 So John Wick Chapter 2 was pretty cool

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one

CarlCX posted:

is Roman going to almost defeat The Club only to get beat up by Braun Strowman or is Roman going to defeat The Club only to get beat up by Braun Strowman

it's raw so there will be no decisive finish

it will just make everyone involved look bad and not invest the audience whatsoever

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HitTheTargets posted:

That's the worst Teddy Long impression I've ever heard.

Stephanie is the worst character in fiction and tv.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I just got home and I'm going to retroactively play the "I'll only watch if Stephanie and Roman don't appear in the first 15 minutes" game, and just by reading the thread it looks like I win. Videogames it is!

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

Only if he gets help from Damien Reignsdow.

Complete with Sharpie marker tattoo sleeve on his arm???

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

gonna be honest, the roman related schadenfreude is like half the reason i still watch raw

:same:

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I forgot about the C show until just now. I come back to see Roman in a 2-vs-1 match getting crowd pops.




What the gently caress.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Bill Goldberg posted:

well i don't hear no speaking

Because its WRITTEN OH MY GOD

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Pffft. Kiddies doing a Roman chant.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Midnightghoul posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rlV0fdS0

Roman would be over if he had this

What happened to titan sports?

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 lmao i love the crowd shots, literally only old women and children are cheering roman

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
 loving hell are they really going to feed their tag champs to Roman loving Reigns

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wrote a poem about Rovert.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DoctorGonzo posted:

To the oldies: Lex and Nash pushes were as bad as Romans?

Well, Roman has yet to be "redebuted" as The Total Package Big Dog in an interminable and frankly baffling segment in which he poses and flexes in the ring with dramatic lights, fog and generally a lot of foofaraw

so arguably yeah, Roman's push is worse

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
noodlearm punching motherfucker that was a lovely superman

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about Rovert.

post it on your twitter and then embed the post here

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Disqualify them for kicking too much rear end.

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Bisquick_Jones
Oct 26, 2007
 LOL at the crowd counting a roll up 2-count on Roman

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 Why you guys no like The Big Dog? He's big and a dog what's not to like?

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

bartok posted:

So John Wick Chapter 2 was pretty cool

Ruby Rose was great. I love how the movies handled the subtitles.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wow

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cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

 every superman punch looks like the laziest fat man punch

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ribtstu
Feb 11, 2017
 i was really afraid roman would actually win and i am glad im wrong but gb should have beat the poo poo out of him and won

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Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
Make Roman look strong

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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Yayyy roman wins

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one

Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's raw so there will be no decisive finish

it will just make everyone involved look bad and not invest the audience whatsoever
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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Terrible

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

StarkRavingMad posted:

post it on your twitter and then embed the post here

lol

Also, that match was very stupid and a waste of time. Congrats, Raw.

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

 Lol Roman goes over. I'm so sick of hearing Cole say superman punch

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i cant wait for the bryan and vinny show to cover this trainwreck of a segment

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

reach42 posted:

Yayyy roman wins

odds status: overcome

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jiro posted:

Complete with Sharpie marker tattoo sleeve on his arm???

You ever see Overwatch fanart of Hanzo where the artist loving taps out and just writes "dragon" where his tattoo is?

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bartok
May 10, 2006

CobiWann posted:

Ruby Rose was great. I love how the movies handled the subtitles.

Common was pretty cool too.

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's raw so there will be no decisive finish

it will just make everyone involved look bad and not invest the audience whatsoever
I'm personally shocked that there was a DQ finish involving a heel team against Roman Reigns.

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Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
Mark Henry vs Braum? Why did I try to watch this show again?

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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
The Big Dog stands alone, in the ring, with his hearts, and his guts, and his tactical vest

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
roman
reigns
the guy who can never lose

roman
reigns
is ready to take a snooze

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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Bill Goldberg posted:

*plucks eyeballs from sockets*

i got a "pop" from this as we say in the biz!

I do hope Bayley becomes the champa tonight-ah as Trips would say

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's raw so there will be no decisive finish

it will just make everyone involved look bad and not invest the audience whatsoever

good fuckin' call

Even by the standards of Raw's general baseline of quality that was impressively pointless.

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