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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?




Dark Souls 2 is the best dark souls

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



The nintendo 3ds is better than any current console

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!


E-sports is a bunch of commercial sponsorship wank and the term "cyber-athlete" is a punchline in itself.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



Wind Waker is the best 3d zelda game

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009


The Dreamcast is only held in high regard sure to nostalgia and Sega fans clinging on to whatever shreds of dignity that existed at that point for Sega.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Shaquin posted:

As long as you are having fun it doesn't matter what you game on (:

In a thread of bad opinions, this is by far the worst.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


metal gear solid 2 is a loving masterpiece and its the best metal gear solid game

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



hard games are bad an make me sad

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


the only good let's play was slowbeef doing super metroid, everything after that is a pale and unfunny shadow of what came before trying to catch lightning in a bottle a second time yet managing to make the second worst things on youtube right above reaction videos and right below annanuki lizard conspiracy videos.

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009


Origin is better than Steam.

Come on guys, no one's even trying at this point.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


thomawesome posted:

The Dreamcast is only held in high regard sure to nostalgia and Sega fans clinging on to whatever shreds of dignity that existed at that point for Sega.

im a big dreamcast fan and i also agree it was not really that great and the coming release of the ps2 would have loving shredded it in both hardware performance and software quality

but i love bad, weird, gimmicky games and the dreamcast is chock full of them.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005


Ubisoft puts out great games

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!


Poetic Justice posted:

Ubisoft puts out great games
They are my fave indie dev.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




the resident evil series was better when it had tank controls and fixed cameras

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




links awakening is better than link to the past.



both are better than ocarina tho

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







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numberoneposter posted:

counter-strike is a game enjoyed by mature adults who appreciate the finer qualities of video games

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

the resident evil series was better when it had tank controls and fixed cameras

A misanthrope posted:

The nintendo 3ds is better than any current console

some drat fine truth bombs being dropped here

day of defeat was much better when it was in beta

Team Fortress Classic was more entertaining than Team Fortress 2

EA sports games are a lot of fun and I look forward to each new year/iteration

casual and phone games are a lot of fun

mass effect 2 was a big step back from the first one, cover shooters are super lame and the exploration and world felt more RPG-y in the first game, ME2 has one of the worst plots in a game I've ever had to play through

dragon quest 6 is one of the best dragon quests

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014



Not all gamers devolved into misogynistic racists.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Awesome Welles posted:


dragon quest 6 is one of the best dragon quests

I'm playing them all in order -- either on my phone or the 3DS. Doing 6 next.

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.



Homestar Runner posted:

DKC 3: Dixie's Double Trouble was better than DKC 1-2

This is 100% correct.

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice

Dark Souls is easy, just roll behind them

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







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A misanthrope posted:

I'm playing them all in order -- either on my phone or the 3DS. Doing 6 next.

I finished 5 a few months ago and absolutely loved it, 6 is so good and has one of the strongest soundtracks too, the music is better than 5 at times and I loving loved 5

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Awesome Welles posted:

I finished 5 a few months ago and absolutely loved it, 6 is so good and has one of the strongest soundtracks too, the music is better than 5 at times and I loving loved 5

it blows me away almost all of them are on mobile. i never hear people talk about them. should be more popular than pokemon go or whatever.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Suikoden was better than Suikoden 2 because there was this one side quest in suikoden 2 that your ability to complete it was based on the total number of hours you played and if it exceeded a certain number it couldn't be completed and I always loved taking adderall and grinding for 6 hours at a time and I always missed it. I will never know what became of Clive(?) the vampire hunter(? It was something like that)

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005
ASK ME WHY NOT HITTING ON THE STARBUCKS BARISTA MAKES YOU A JOYLESS PRIG



Stardew Valley is fun but winter sucks and once you hit the bottom of the mine the game feels largely over. Also I don't find any of the characters sexually attractive

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Squashing Machine posted:

Stardew Valley is fun but winter sucks and once you hit the bottom of the mine the game feels largely over. Also I don't find any of the characters sexually attractive

i don't understand why stardew or animal crossing are popular

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005
ASK ME WHY NOT HITTING ON THE STARBUCKS BARISTA MAKES YOU A JOYLESS PRIG



A misanthrope posted:

i don't understand why stardew or animal crossing are popular

It's because people find the characters sexually attractive

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Squashing Machine posted:

It's because people find the characters sexually attractive

does the fbi know about this

they should

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo


final fantasy loving sucks, all of them

if you cry or feel anything when a character in a videogame dies you're a babby

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


SONICS ARMS ARE TAN, BITCH!!

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004









SimAnt was fun.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.


PyPy posted:

SimAnt was fun.

SimAnt was the best SimX game.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016


MGS 5 is the best metal gear because it has the best gameplay. The story matters zero because all video game stories are bad. It, and all other MGS are best played by skipping the story. Which makes the other Metal Gear games 2-hour demos for a good game

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


Diddy Kong Racing is actually the best video game of all time, on N64 the best video game console of all time, and best played with the N64 controller best design of all time
I will loving doxx and destroy anyone I find who disagrees with me

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


The Stanley Parable is as stupid if not more stupid than the people that like it

playing Hearthstone is sadder than playing WoW, which is somehow upstaging a crying orphan in a concentration camp that had to eat her emaciated puppy to survive 20 minutes before everyone was released by American soldiers.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

best is going too far but i thought it was a great game until i got friendzoned by the broody twinky elf

He comes back. Be patient.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

PyPy posted:

SimAnt was fun.

everyone who ever played it believes this, and it is a fact

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Link to the Past is not a great Zelda game.
Majora's Mask is not a Zelda game at all, but it is a great game by itself.
PC gaming is for bitches.
Dark Souls is poo poo.
Super Mario 3d World is the best mario.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Waltzing Along posted:

Link to the Past is not a great Zelda game.



well you win

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo


feelix posted:

The story matters zero because all video game stories are bad.

this is extremely hella true

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


the Uncharted games are loving terrible, so is The Last Of Us.

Bloodborne is extremely overrated.

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