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Metroid Prime > Super Metroid. it's pretty close though, and i don't begrudge people for thinking super metroid is better
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 02:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 04:21 |
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Shaquin posted:lanky kong was cool as heck
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 03:00 |
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part of me doesn't want Mother 3 to get a release outside of Japan because the Tomato translation is great and there's a close to 100% chance that Nintendo will gently caress with the script, the characters in the game (Magypsies), and the fact that you get high on shrooms besides, Earthbound is better
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 03:04 |
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Link's Awakening is the best Zelda game and it's a crime that it's not given much of a thought by fans of the series. it's amazing how much they crammed into a Game Boy game that came out in the middle of the console's lifespan Crash Team Racing is the pinnacle of the kart racing genre, and the reason why nobody has made a racing adventure game since then is because it's impossible to make a better one at the same time, nintendo should at least try to top it and make the next F-Zero a racing adventure sinking belle posted:Super Mario Land 2 is the worst Mario game by a wide margin. Compared to the first one the sprites/environments are much higher res so the view is all zoomed in and you can barely see anything ahead of you. As a consequence the level design is boring as poo poo and it's basically impossible to screw up ever, except on the boss fights maybe
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 07:46 |
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ChickenHeart posted:The Mutant League series were the only good sports games, followed closely by NFL Blitz Bust Rodd posted:When people bring up classic SNES/PSX RPGs but don't bring up GOAT Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, then I feel like they must have soft brains. echoing the people who say that Mega Man 3 > Mega Man 2. and i'll go one further: MM2 had some horrible design decisions that can't be glazed over, namely those wall robots that have to be killed with Crash Bomber and the final Dr. Wily fight where you have to get a game over if you run out of Bubble Lead ammo. even so, it's my third favorite of the series, after MM3 and MM9 halo wasn't a bad game, but it ruined the FPS genre because everyone ended up copying regen health and the limited number of weapons you could hold at a time the damage resident evil 4 did to the series outweighs the fact that it's a good game smash bros. melee isn't that good. even though brawl is worse than it, i'm glad that the design decisions in it pissed off tournament players, because those people are whiny children. smash 4 is easily the best of the series i want to punch anyone who complains about DKC Returns's controls. whoop-dee-doo, you have to flick your wrists every so often. who gives a poo poo
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 03:48 |
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Gex was of the better 3D mascot platformer series and it deserves a new game. unless Dana Gould can't or won't do the voice, in which case forget it
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 06:01 |
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Stale Saltines posted:LISA is everything Undertale claims to be. It's one of the funniest, darkest, and most emotional games I've ever played and it should be seen as the true EarthBound successor. If there was any justice the popularity of those two games would be reversed.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 09:56 |
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it's tragic that turok video games are dead. in an FPS world with boring guns that you can only carry two of at a time, we need stuff like the Particle Accelerator and Cerebral Bore againUniverse Master posted:Nintendo would make so much more money if they stopped making consoles and just took all their great IPs third party for Microsoft, Sony, and PC. get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Feb 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 10:22 |
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nintendo switch is the best console ever because it maximizes the amount of time you can game. no more taking a break from a game while you take a poo poo, just take it with youBust Rodd posted:Low-Key unpopular Opinion: Disgusting Coward posted:Slowbeef is a pompous doof and his voice makes me genuinely angry. Like he might be the nicest guy in the world and dispensing bon mots like Pez, but that atonal squall he calls a speaking voice makes me want to wedgie his entire family. the only reason to watch anything he does is if Diabeetus is with him, who is charming, funny, and has a good accent edit: also he streamed Mother 3 a couple of times while looking over his infant son who was crying the whole way through, so presumably he's a bad father too get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:19 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Super Mario Galaxy is, in fact, the greatest game ever made.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:25 |
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a bone to pick posted:Half-Life 1 sucks, don't give me that "it was the best shooter of its time" bullshit, the first DOOM is better than HL1
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 00:55 |
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Rutibex posted:video games should not have writing. go read a book
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:32 |
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i don't get the hype for stardew valley, it seems like a by-the-numbers ripoff of harvest moon
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 04:20 |
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basic hitler posted:consider this: there is no harvest moon available on PC and not everyone wants to play roms or find hard copies of the old games
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 04:27 |
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yoshi's story was a worse character assassination of an established nintendo character than metroid other m was. at the very least, annoying baby voice yoshi will always be with us and waifu samus has already been disavowed by nintendo
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 06:08 |
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MrMidnight posted:Which games make you do this
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 19:17 |
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phasmid posted:People only hate Nintendo because they take a lot of chances and therefore produce some real failures. They have more balls than Microsoft and Sony, who stick to the same tired formula for years on end. There's my unpopular opinion. Suck it.
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 19:37 |
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Kibbles n Shits posted:Smash brothers, at least the original one
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 04:28 |
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Spidder posted:Online competitive games are more like work instead of games, and also specifically designed to make players mad at each other so they never realize how poo poo the game they are playing is.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 22:12 |
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what's the percentage of stardew valley mods that are the equivalent of a "dongs/drugs/racism" NES ROM hack?
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 09:11 |
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racing sims are garbage as are sports sims (Madden, FIFA, NHL). bring back NBA Jam and NHL Hitz. no, NBA Playground doesn't count
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 21:21 |
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in-game achievements should unlock hidden costumes or cheats like invincibility or unlimited ammo instead of solely being used for bragging rights, and i'm shocked that this hasn't occurred to any developer yet
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 02:04 |
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that canyon level in Shadows of the Empire sucked, but not because it required the jetpack. it was because it was long as hell and the boss battle was bullshit the Duck Dodgers game for the SNES had a good jetpack mechanic as well
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 19:53 |
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visual novels are for moral degenerates and anyone who plays them regularly should be forcibly sterilized
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 21:08 |
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Caufman posted:You don't have to sterilize people who are just masturbating all day.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 21:27 |
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VideoTapir posted:The last good console generation was the DC/PS2/GC generation.
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 03:08 |
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mind the walrus posted:Well duh. After 2006 or so... the prominence of middle-budget offbeat games largely dried up because of development costs. basic hitler posted:Youtube personalities are sluts. I am not gendering slut here the men and women are gross weirdos slumming it for views and likes namedropping whatever piggybacking off whatever and dressing as spiderman and elsa just to get some adsense money like a bunch of dirty sluts!!!! a few years ago, the creator of a channel got in a biking accident and the money she made from youtube paid for her rehab appointments. if that happened today, she'd be screwed
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 21:35 |
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Rutibex posted:indy games rule, just play those. modern development tools let one man make games that would have taken an entire team in the past. also, you're not going to find the next Miyamoto or Kojima from the world of indie game developers. off the top of my head, the only person who's made a big indie game that wants to make a new, completely different one is Austin Jorgensen (the guy who made LISA), and i don't think anything concrete has been put forth by him yet. indie developers presumably have day jobs and other hobbies, they're not in it to make a living
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 02:08 |
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yeah what mind the walrus said. AAA developers could make these games if they didn't perceive anything outside of their comfort zone as a risk
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 02:43 |
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three of Anime Store Adventure's opinions are definitely unpopular (Metroidvania, dragging Earthbound into his Undertale opinion, and saying that any latter-day CoD game has merit) and i'm not informed enough about the rest of them to make a conclusion either way
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 06:57 |
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Fartbox posted:Minecraft is poo poo
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 18:44 |
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VideoTapir posted:Penny Arcade is occasionally great; but is so insufferable the rest of the time that it isn't worth following to get to the good ones.
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 20:31 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:This happens in a lot of RPGs though, it's a consequence of Numbers Go Up design. Either you force the player to grind rabbits and snakes for a few hours, or you go ahead and give them a real fight and set the seeds for narrative dissonance later on, while also letting slip the fact that XP/Level is just a pacing mechanism that doesn't mean anything in terms of the player's actual power or agency in the game.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 01:02 |
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while we're on the subject: Zero Mission was better than Super Metroid
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 20:53 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:The minute someone can monetize something, it becomes a race to the bottom. We need Full Games Communism. Video Game Communism would also get rid of the "AAA games and indie games and nothing else" paradigm that we talked about a few pages ago
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 06:09 |
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realism in FPS games is the stupidest thing, especially when it's coupled with regen health. i don't want to carry up to two generic weapons at a time, i want access to an entire arsenal all at once, with cool weapons mixed in with the usual pistols and shotguns i hope that Doom 2016 signals the beginning of the shift but i'm not an optimistic guy
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:18 |
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a bone to pick posted:So what kind of RPG would the Witcher be classified as? ARPG? actually i've never played it so idk whether it's good or bad, just making a joke
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 03:46 |
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Fartbox posted:Counter-Strike was brilliant for its time and is the reason that realistic shooters became the new norm for the entire genre
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 17:56 |
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you'd think there'd be a market for no-gimmick, straightforward video game reviews on youtube but evidently, there are no popular channels that fit the mold
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 18:31 |
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Vegetable posted:They should make more card adventure games. Pokémon TCG on the gameboy was awesome. I also enjoyed this dinky Monster Rancher card game on the PSX. These things can't be hard to make. Why don't they make it.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 05:37 |