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Apr 6, 2007

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Rutibex posted:

I hate GOG because pirates are lazy so every old game torrent is the GOG installer. we are missing out on untold amounts of cracking team chip tunes and ascii art

I really hate it when a game is on steam and gog and the scene release goes with the steam version just so they can use their "proprietary" crack

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i just pirated ff7r and played through it last month because se really wants 70 bucks for that poo poo lol they can gently caress off

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JollyBoyJohn posted:

i paid full price day 1 and after about 8 hours just thought gently caress this, it's not what i want and i can't tell which of us got owned more

It was definitely you

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

You can't die in a flashback! How can you flash back to it otherwise!

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Apr 6, 2007

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tbh i have a hard time really noticing 4k on my tv i recently got but i use a 1080p 144hz screen for gaming and i definitely can see the difference in smoothness once a game hits 80-90+ fps

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Apr 6, 2007

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yeah light guns are cool and all but deciding kids should play their game with a toy bazooka is pure Nintendo brain

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Apr 6, 2007

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only one catboy but the fur is so real you try and touch it through the screen

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cyberpunk is fun and night city is a good city for just driving around. on my second playthrough right now in fact. there are good reasons for not supporting cdpr but im glad the anime has gotten people to give it a second look all the same

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how would that work, centaurs have been around since Greek mythology

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jokes posted:

What are the different needs?

when they're the top and when they're the bottom

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Apr 6, 2007

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Yeah it's been pretty solid for a couple years now

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

whats the spider girl from it's pretty neato

monster porn most likely

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!Klams posted:

I don't really remember the sonic cartoons, but I have a mental image of Sonic with the voice of Roger from Doug going "Shut up tails, I'M cool" and then running off while doing a big poo poo.

i remember the original goofy cartoon was on upn or whatever the precursor to that was, and then the new slightly more serious one with better animation and the squirrel princess girl was an abc?? Saturday morning show that i never really got in to

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Cyberpunk was great you just have to go in not expecting a GTA game. It's a regular fps rpg that just happens to have a big city for you to roam around in

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precision posted:

people say this a lot and it's a drat lie. Far Cry is a "regular FPS". cyberpunk is a very below-regular FPS, in terms of AI, combat options, stealth options, everything. judged on its own merits, it's a very bad game

i dunno my first run i played it like stealth deus ex and had a great time

my second was with a decked out sandevistan bullet time and monowire and that was pretty badass

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Apr 6, 2007

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Only for like your first 5 levels, which is like 45 minutes of gameplay. Mainly you need to stealth the first couple missions before you can murder everyone instantly

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Tetrabor posted:

I miss those days. Now I'm an invincible, time-slowing gorilla that catapults off motorcycles into enemy gangs and murders them all before they're even aware of my presence.

yeah it's sick. cyberpunk is actually pretty good at having multiple viable builds. just want to shoot big guns and bullet mayhem? you can do that. want to be the invincible melee monster (with your fists, throwing knives, swords, and/or monowire)? you can do that. want to sit outside the hostile area and take down a whole base through hacking? you can do that

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JollyBoyJohn posted:

you probably can there's just nothing worth emulating

I've been playing the new Pokemon via emu and from what i hear it's a much better experience than trying to play it on switch lol

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giogadi posted:

Exploration is a complicated subject but can we all agree that it’s so dumb when you’re navigating a dungeon that you have to constantly think “ok one of these paths will lead to treasure probably, and one will lead to the boss/cutscene/whatever” and so you do this weird thing where if one path doesn’t end in a dead end quickly, you double back and try the other path because you’re afraid of triggering a boss battle and missing your chance at loot in the other path

that bad times are when they put in long corridors that you expect to have loot or something but then it just dead ends with nothing and they just put it in there for no reason

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Metroid dread didn't ever want me to do a 50 point wall jump, unlike super metroid, so i was actually able to beat it. so it's the better game. i didn't pay 60 for it either, so that probably helped

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Private Cumshoe posted:

Kind of cruel to put a save point down there when the wall jump is supposed to be an optional trick like infinite bomb jump, etc.

once i realized i softlocked myself down there with the huge wall jump being my only way out i quit and have never wanted to try playing it again. dread was a much more fun experience

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galagazombie posted:

I wasn’t even aware that you could soft lock super Metroid without like, purposely doing so.

i had somehow gotten to one of the later areas without getting a power up i was supposed to have, but i can't remember the specifics of where and what now

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A farting mink posted:

If you grew up with mouse and keyboard Metroid Prime was unplayable garbage.

good news

PrimeHack

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no it was literally just the tank controls from the original games used in third person because you have to remember re4 was the template for the genre everyone iterated on after and Capcom didn't know any better yet

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i love hitman but if you really wanna feel stupid wait til you try navigating all the correct level packs and dlcs you have to buy so you can get everything from the first two games in 3, and without spending more than you need to on the wrong stuff

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i know needing an extra program running to fix what shouldn't be a problem is bleh, but someone turned me on to SuperF4 a while ago and it's worked pretty well

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i mean if you for some reason actually wanted to play deus ex as a shooter?? and dumped all your points into getting rifles up to advanced as fast as possible you could probably get enough xp to hit that halfway through hells kitchen 1

pistols has the glitch where you can drop it to untrained when making a fresh file and the game will start with you at trained, giving you some free xp so you can get that to advanced even faster

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i regret to inform that there is horny fanart of everything in every style so if that's where you draw the line on games then just quit gaming altogether

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RPATDO_LAMD posted:

just play cruelty squad in this case
pretty sure that game is impossible to draw horny fanart of

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Fur20 posted:

it was more of an open world terrorism liberation game

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unknown butthole posted:

Tolkien wrote about swarthy easterlings who were easily led by evil due to their very nature. Are we just supposed top not credit him for defining fantasy stories as we know them?

i think you're just supposed to acknowledge how Tolkien's influence helped cement racism into the core of fantasy for the next almost hundred years

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unknown butthole posted:

That's my point though. Before Tolkien that kind of fantasy story didn't exist. You can appreciate what was good in it while acknowledging the bad. Or is Tolkien suddenly the shittiest writer in all of history or something?

in my experience, extending this into hyperbole of people's real position (the acknowledgment of the bad to move beyond it and its baggage) is mainly an excuse to say it's they're wrong and not have to deal with it. it's okay to just say that tolkien's writings were a huge influence on the genre, and also that it's okay for current fantasy authors to not use the racial stereotypes of tolkien's material even though it's now considered archetypal

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unknown butthole posted:

That's literally exactly what I'm trying to say

ah well i misunderstood your initial comments then. sorry

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