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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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It barely hits that nostalgia note tho.

It doesn't feel like FF7. The setting is spot on but the characters, NPCs in particular take me out of it. Run around this beautiful dead empty world with invisible walls. The little animedrogynous boy who gives you VR missions? What the gently caress is that?

But wait, there's a new important guy with cool hair that we're introducing. No one wants that. Exact opposite of what they should've gone for. The battle system is serviceable but it feels like a hundred other games that do the same thing. It's an incomplete game and I couldn't finish it, it was depressing. Like most things I get excited for.

Square post merger has such a dull style and no balls. They used to make such cool poo poo.


I'm enjoying Grandia on the Nintendo Switch.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Gaius Marius posted:

Ff7's remake has got a combat system that's incredibly bad at being an action game, and totally middling as an RPG. It lacks most of the tactical considerations of a turn based while forcing you into an uncomfortable rhythm of active waiting where you constantly have to wait for your poo poo to recharge while doing nearly nothing.

The remake parts of the story are whatever, but the additions are pure trash. Roche is an absolute garbage character that ruins every scene he's in the same zip code of, the extra padding scenes feel totally extraneous, and the time cop nonsense is some sub Evangelion rebuild level of pointless retcon.

And the whole thing is wrapped up in an intensely awkward poorly paced shell of a game where it tries to be action packed but is constantly pumping it's breaks so it doesn't run past the material it's adapting. Anyone new to the series is doing themselves a disservice by playing it, and it offers nothing of worth to the returning player. It is in short a game for no one

Well put, I agree with everything you said.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I need to set up my PS2 and finish Vagrant Story.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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itry posted:

From what I'm reading the game itself is bad. But please, no spoilers. There is still a 5% chance I will play it sometime in the next 5 years.

aeris gets clean but then relapses and her tolerance went way down so she OD's and dies


a fully voiced ff8 with squall inner monologue would be hilarious. I imagine he sounds like milhouse

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I'm hyped for this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q08tFwYlNEc

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Pre rendered backgrounds were great. Parasite Eve, the Final Fantasies, Ocarina of Time, Resident Evils - love that aesthetic.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Wonder Project J 2 is the best looking game on the N64

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Road Rash 3D was the first time I ever saw the name KID.....KID ROCK

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Sega consoles had cooler names than Nintendo. Always. And Genesis sounds cooler than Mega Drive.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Can't wait for the Dolphin to come out.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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deep dish peat moss posted:

I quit Nier Automata after my first playthrough when I found out that your reward is to do the whole same thing again except as a different weaker character with a few changed lines of dialog, and that people say you didn't actually play the game really if you don't do that loop like 4 times. Then I spoiled the story for myself and it turns out it's all extremely predictable and the things I assumed in the first 30 minutes of the game were true, like all of the humans being long dead and the war being pointless and it's basically a retelling of I Am Legend

same

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I was too lazy to find a power strip so I unplugged my PS4 to plug in my PS2 so I could play and finish Suikoden 2 and I think I'm gonna keep it like that for a while.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I love the sprite size.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Barudak posted:

If Rothko can have a chapel clearly bad art has no limitations

for real. Rothko sucks poo poo. congrats on using the mspaint bucket tool irl, you're a loving genius Rothko. idiot.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Capital Letdown posted:

Not about XCOM2, but I hate this about a lot of games and DLC now. Buy something, load it up, have to figure out which items and quests that it showers upon me at the beginning are from the dlc. Just tons of pop ups telling you like, GO CHECK OUT THE WIZARDS KEEP, GO CHECK OUT THE MERMAIDS COVE, while you're still in a starting town.

They're all about wizards!

Not this cove. This cove's about mermaids.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Everything is better without that bitch Chris Pratt in it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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How can he play Mario. He's not even Italian. ugatz! *spits*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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fridge corn posted:

Still doesnt answer my question

cuz it's about crystals, alright? and there's a vivi. the other games might have black mages but they don't have vivi's

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Elentor posted:

I think FF13 is one of the worst things I've ever played and the feeling I had when playing it was like someone heard "FF stories were whacky, right? Here let me write something crazy" with no actual vision or intent. It was like a more recent version of all those animes that came out after Evangelion and decided to have nonsense stories with a lot of religious symbolism.

It was the first and to this date still only FF that I could not draw any sort of enjoyment out of it.

exact same feeling. the whole thing was hallways and bad character design. no towns, go gently caress yrself squeenix


edit: up until the whole play it a second time now just cuz part, I liked Bravely Default because of visuals. It was the thing that most looked like SaGa Frontier 2 since SaGa Frontier 2 - the aesthetic was great and kept me playing - but the jobs, gameplay and story were all flat and boring

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Nov 5, 2021

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
ff13 was the first rpg I played after living in Japan for a couple years and transitioning back to playing video games, applying to jobs in the US suburbs, versus having a social life in a fun city and playing it straight up put me in a black depression, thinking things like nothing good will ever be made again

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I couldn't understand the point of Ghost of Tsushima with it's middling sword play. No decapitations, no amputations, I played it for maybe 6 hours and didn't see any one hit kills. Why does everyone gently caress up swords? Swords don't drain your health, they kill or maim you. Just copy bushido blade. The mechanics were perfect.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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KrunkMcGrunk posted:

bushido blade fuckin' owned. i have great memories of playing that game with some kids on the block. poo poo would get heated.

Die by the Blade is a spiritual successor supposedly coming out early next year

I just looked up the gameplay video and didn't see any running which was a huge part of what made bushido blade awesome. that freedom of movement.

one hit kills are cool but what's cooler is crippling your opponent and running to hop up a ledge they can't climb and cutting down bamboo trees until they are forced to commit suicide

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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the controls for bushido blade 1 were so much better than 2, I liked the big roster of 2, it was neat, but why change the controls and get rid of leg damage? couldn't understand that

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Mescal posted:

one time i met a guy who was very enthusiastic about VR, he owned a business renting the things out. he said VR is amazing because there's porn games, and in the games YOU CAN BE A GIRL. you can be a girl and have sex as a girl in the game. and i said "do you want to be a girl?" and he said "hell yeah buddy, i would fuckin love to be a girl. that would be rad as poo poo" and i said "so you're transgender." and he said "oh no way, being transgender sucks. i don't want to be trans. i just want to be a girl." "So if there's a magic pill you could take that would turn you into a girl, would you take it?" "Oh absolutely." i said "I think that's called being transgender." he was like "nahhh"

lol

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Dave the lighting guy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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The best game for starting physical fights was Road Rash.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I wish GTA online would just die so it would stop preventing new games from coming out

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I've been enjoying Ion Fury as well. I wanna pick up DUSK when it goes on sale on the switch

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Vandar posted:

Rockstar hasn’t been good since the PS2 with the sole exception of the first Red Dead Redemption.

Their games feel too serious and like they got their heads up their asses about making serious art for serious people and they seem to have forgotten the things people liked about their PS2 output.

I hate Rockstar but RDR2 had the most lived in world I'd ever seen and has ruined harassing NPCs in other games for me.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I like crouching to watch the horse do plop plops, punching the same horse in the face, getting kicked into the mud by that horse, getting up and saying "Hey folks!" and then "What is this, the idiot convention!"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Sephiroth IRA

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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The best Persona game is Catherine.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I deusex with ur mom

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Isn't borderlands completely plagiarized from something else? I think I read that either here or like polygon.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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hot take Mischief Makers > Borderlands

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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shake shake

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I always get cage the elephant, foster the people and Portugal the man mixed up cuz they all have dumb band names with the in the middle

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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aceface posted:

Halo Infinite is boring.

PvP FPS games are for 10 year olds and man babies.

yeah? say that to my face you loving *****!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I wish Xenogears could get remade, keep the same aesthetic but fix the second disc budget issues.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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xenosaga was not good

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