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PinheadSlim posted:This was a great post even if I don't 100% agree with it. I mean come on, Tony Hawk? Grand Theft Auto? Pssh. But still, you're right how a lot of PS2 games look like weird rear end unless run on a lovely old TV so you can't quite see how bad it is, or an emulator with AA turned the gently caress up. I was going to go on about GTA but they beat me to “available on other platforms” which is yeah I guess it was. Buuuuut who else had Rygar? That game was awesome and didn’t get ported until the Wii in ‘08. Which now I really wish oh wait I do have a Wii somewhere...
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 04:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:13 |
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Barudak posted:Hollow Knight is not the worst game in its genre but its absolutely a game I cant bring myself to like and quit somewhere around getting the very, very boring dash power up Yeah I have it in my library and just installed it to see if I like it yet and still nope Minish Cap and Yoshi’s Island are the only GBA games I bought and coincidentally the best (logged hundreds of hours on each for full completion and full completion at low single digit deaths for Yoshi) but they’re not the kind of games I would have played if they weren’t handheld
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 02:13 |
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lurker2006 posted:So is the switch considered another wii u at this point? Last time I paid attention it seemed like they had rebounded. Quick google says switch has sold 53 million to wiiu’s 13
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 07:33 |
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I never take my switch out of the dock and one of the shoulder buttons is broken but I don’t care because I have a switch pro controller which is probably the best controller out of the three major brands (or 4 lol steam which admittedly I haven’t used)
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 08:47 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:That's weird, did you ever just go out and explore? I've gotten a bounty for standing near a robbed stagecoach with dead bodies that I failed to save in time, accidentally running into someone and them starting a fight with me, accidentally pulling out my gun because of the bad button mapping, shooting my gun at a tree in the middle of nowhere, etc. I definitely remember fumbling around with the “new to me” controls on RDR1 and accidentally executing a hostage instead of untying her*. Other games that have complex menu systems with multiple button holds seem to give me less grief * my gf walked in at this but didn’t comment
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:25 |
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Sunswipe posted:Why would you do that when there are games that don't require a sacrifice of boredom before being good? Exactly
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 00:37 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:Those shrines in Breath of the Wild where you have to guide a ball through a maze with motion controls are the most egregiously stupid things ever. People never seem to mention them and they are absolutely the dumbest thing to put in a Zelda game. It's pretty clumsy but probably not the dumbest thing in a Zelda game. I always play with a controller on a tv screen but flipping the handheld switch upside down and then a little to the left seems unfair f you're playing on the train. Even funnier as a sort of AR experience. BaldDwarfOnPCP fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 6, 2020 |
# ¿ May 6, 2020 06:54 |
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Final Fantasy the movie is better than the FF you remember. It has the dj from Frasier and Steve Buscemi and Ving Rhames and Budget: 137 million USD Box office: 85.1 million USD
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 21:51 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:if you ever contribute to a video game kickstarter, you might be a little silly but thats okay Star citizen is the most expensive game ever and part of me wants to play it but come on
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 02:15 |
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Nice Van My Man posted:They should have given Gordon the ability to yell "SHUT UP!", which would automatically cause the person to skip their non-cutscene. Or a crowbar
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 00:44 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:X-Com Apocalypse is by far the best game in the UFO series of computer video games. I have a soft spot for Terror from the Deep. Unpatched, warts and all. Just failing and failing to rescue any semblance of civilians and often most of my squad to death or insanity. No internet to tell me what I was doing wrong just hour after hour in cruise ships and island hell.
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 16:32 |
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Shibawanko posted:id install a detailed horse vagina mod, but only in skyrim and only together with a bunch of other mods horses in skyrim are terrible putting "realistic horse vulva 2.6" on them does not fix the problem well it does for some people but after the wave of arrow to the knee jokes that's the second thing I knew about skyrim some psychos made a realistic horse vulva simulator gently caress a horse? buddy they won't even let me gently caress it
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 15:37 |
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I'm sure at this point they have a weightier meatier horse vulva with real physics that makes it bounce and jiggle appropriately but those horses are just so useless Really frustrating
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 15:38 |
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Chomp8645 posted:You know people say this all time but I don't know what they mean. I suspect it's just a meme people parrot without ever seeing it themselves. I've never had a problem using Nexus. I couldn't tell you what the people are like because you really have no reason to interact with them unless you are a modder yourself or doing some really deep poo poo. So, yeah but there is a lot of horniness going on there I just logged in to nexusmods and the "new today" besides realistic water includes, Becky, Petra, Abigail and Geraldo I'm not sure what I'm criticizing I sound like a moralist lunatic but these are people's gently caress dolls
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 16:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfhZB7rQ7iA
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 16:08 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Oh, ok. It's that. Lmbo okay you got me I did, I wanted to see boobs jiggle I spent a week just DLing awful awful mods and the game got really creepy and disgusting and disrespectful of women Not sure if nexusmods targets me as a creeper, but yeah the sex stuff and flower girls Eventually everyone is petitioning you for sex or sex rescue I am a monster and all that I decry
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 16:23 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I do 90 percent of my pc gaming with an xbone controller. I own a steam controller but that thing is as hosed as a soup sandwich. Yeah xbone and 55” tv as monitor The heat sink is like half the contents of the laptop so passive cooling works for most things Windows, PShop and AC on the NVME, Steam games on a platter drive and a 10TB drive for movies and tv shows and uninstalled games/skyrim mods
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 22:45 |
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Plan Z posted:Breath of the Wild fucks me up because I'm used to Zelda games just saying "No, you can't go here yet. Why are you even trying, you idiot?" Then in BotW I can go almost anywhere unimpeded, which means I'm constantly second-guessing if I'm doing the right thing. It gives some good hints in the form of Lynels and hordes of robot sentinels.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 22:52 |
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poverty goat posted:Wasteland 3 isn't very good. It's still very much wasteland 2 with a new coat of paint. I'm near the end i think and it's a struggle to keep going because every pull feels like the last 200 pulls and there are lots of ui/ux bugs and performance issues where there absolutely should not be performance issues. And loads are really, really slow. Feels like this is the new normal. My friend couldn’t play Project Warlock and ended up buying a new GeForce that could run RDR2 on good settings at least In retrospect I think I got the chain of events a little skewed but now he can probably run PW so that’s good
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 23:58 |
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FoolyCharged posted:Diablo 2 is trash and doesn't belong on any "good game" list It’s fun trash.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 16:22 |
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mind the walrus posted:That's because Rockstar is a company that completely bought into its own hype around 2005 and forgot what it's like to have fun in a game. All they do is make cargo cult masculinity simulators for adolescents and manchildren who think that drinking a beer at the barber but being unafraid to change a diaper is the "new badass." I basicall: took gta v as a parody of itself because of how awful the single player plot was and then it becomes entertaining? ... Profit
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 17:45 |
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Ruffian Price posted:And that was the serious, desaturated DLC. Symbolism the Houser way 4 was desaturated so well I could hardly stand more than a few hours of it 5 is way better
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 00:42 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:GTA 4 allowed you to increase the saturation. That wasn’t really my problem with it tbqh More of the driving and pacing and Liberty City being claustrophobic and uninteresting after San Andreas
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 03:40 |
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Der Kyhe posted:...And Franklin as a character was clonestamped "JC from GTA:SA, but only moderately successful". He moves from the slums to the BoJack Horseman-style clifftop house at one point of the story but this, in no way or form, affects anything about him. jeez when he smokes weed the voices in his head are a lot more cheerful it's like you never played it
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 14:40 |
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Sid Vicious posted:What's the matter you guys don't want such masterpieces as Pantsu Hunter and Waifu Adjective on your switch? I’ll wait for the port of Mr Moskeeto thanks
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 17:36 |
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Earwicker posted:i dont know how unpopular this opinion is but i have not enjoyed a wolfenstein game since the 2001 reboot, which i liked a lot. especially the current crop like from new order onward i just find kind of boring and uninspired Yeah the PS2 game was great. I have the two newer ones but they just haven't been as compelling. Fewer robot dogs and less squad combat might help idk.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 01:37 |
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Icochet posted:We should declare Year Zero on video game names. There have been to many and now they're confusing and stupid Oh you mean names like DooM and idk X-Com or Hitman? Welcome to last decade I guess.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 20:16 |
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Shibawanko posted:the queen of arcade games is asterix by konami, none of this simpsons tmnt american crap Yeah I think you made the point we didn’t get that here Shame on us for not remembering a game about drunken Frenchmen
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 19:15 |
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Shibawanko posted:i mean just play some motherfucking kung fu for nes. just play it right now, kick and punch some people in the face and tell me that that's not a great timeless game It was good but I wanted it to be Yi Ar Kung Fu so badly and it was just. not. that
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 23:55 |
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I did not care for Dishonored judging me for how sloppily I finished
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 04:14 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:X wing is better than tie fighter because I don't want to play as space nazis So you support the terrorists I played Tie Fighter first and just felt it was the more polished of the two. X-Wing felt like a step down but maybe it was the music and uh regalia that I missed
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 16:56 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Mods are the most pointless thing to me, a friend of mine got really into Skyrim and crammed it with mods, realistic weather, high quality textures, things to improve inventory management and at the end of the day he still had to play Skyrim, he put like 200 hours into it though so he obviously had his fun. I played vanilla Skyrim SE without even the basic unofficial patch (do not recommend) all the way through and it was fine Then I spent hours tricking out all of that stuff you said, got it running smooth and looking pretty and played maybe 10 hours total between checking mods. Didn’t even find the stable with the normal looking horses before quitting. Although it was cool that you can install expansion mods and the locations were left for you to find organically I guess.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 20:08 |
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Not to sound like a first world rear end in a top hat but a PS4, a moderate tier desktop pc and a 65" tv (they are insanely cheap, it's obscene compared to what I payed for a crt tv in college) is not a lot of money relative to anything. If your hobbies include a lot of sedentary poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 23:00 |
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tango alpha delta posted:lol, my 65" TV was a Costco special and my computer is a decade old i7-2600k. I just keep slapping new video cards into it and it works with literally every PC game ever made. 200 frames per second in Doom 2016 with a 1070 GTX Ti in my ancient system is absolutely astonishing. Whoa Costco Look at mr moneybags
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 23:53 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:An IBM mainframe is a PC, as it has an OS and mass memory. A casio calculator has an M+ button which makes it a computer in that it can store process and regurgitate data The celeron your dad uses just swallows
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2020 08:11 |
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cargohills posted:You can't buy an SR-71 Blackbird or F-35 either, but they're still in media for a reason. Really? dorkapedia posted:In November 2017, Saudi Arabia again expressed interest in the F-35, following a similar expression from the United Arab Emirates a few days prior.[362][363]
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 19:12 |
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cargohills posted:Are you the Saudi Arabian government? As far as you know, yes. Also a porpoise.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 19:14 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Because being deliberately obtuse is like, at least 20 percent of talking to strangers on the internet. This is 100% true I don't like listening to that former mod's opinions about music in video games because it reminds me i have music from them uh on my phone And I know things about D8's cats gosh But we must be coy
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 00:24 |
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Badactura posted:I've always imagined that the Far Cry games 3 and onwards are like, how the kind of people who become sexpats percieve the world. I've only played Far Cry 5 and the sequel which made me think of FFX and FFX2 because naming conventions don't exist But I didn't feel like a sex tourist in FC5. Actually the appeal of it was that these horrible bigots were going to get what's coming to them and FC5^2 sort of reversed that
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 23:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:13 |
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Dewgy posted:They weren’t so much correct in their actions as much as they were correct about the world of the Far Cry series being so hosed that nuclear annihilation was inevitable, which honestly makes a lot of sense given how FC3 and FC4 ended up going. I haven’t played New Dawn so maybe they went harder in the “Joseph Seed did nothing wrong” direction, but that was what I got out of it. Yeah he's alive and well and a major plot point. As a self-insert player he should not be alive. We should not have this conversation.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 05:03 |