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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS




image will be updated

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results

Elimination Chamber Match for WWE Championship
Bray Wyatt def. John Cena, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Baron Corbin, & AJ Styles to become WWE Champion.
-Dean Ambrose eliminated Baron Corbin
-Miz eliminated Dean Ambrose
-John Cena eliminated Miz
-Bray Wyatt eliminated Cena
-Wyatt eliminated AJ Styles to win.

WWE Smackdown Live Women's Championship Match
Naomi def. Alexa Bliss to become the new SD Women's champion.

Randy Orton def. Luke Harper

WWE Smackdown Live Tag Team Championship Turmoil Match
America Alpha def. Breezango, Beauty and the Man Beast, Ascension, Vaudevillians & The Usos to retain their title.
-Slater/Rhyno eliminated Breezango
-Slater/Rhyno eliminaed Vaudevillains
-The Usos eliminated Slater/Rhyno
-American Alpha eliminated The Usos
-American Alpha eliminated Ascension to win.

Natalya vs. Nikki Bella went to a double count out

Apollo Crews & Kalisto def. Dolph Ziggler

Becky Lynch def. Mickey James

Pre-Show Match
Mojo Rawley def. Curt Hawkins

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MARCH 5TH!

WWE Universal Championship Match
Kevin Owens(c) vs. Goldberg

Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Neville(c) vs. Jack Gallagher

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Raw Results
results taken from the Observer

Stephanie McMahon came out and said Mick Foley wasn't there tonight because she gave him the week off. She's running things tonight. Reigns came out and said he wanted Strowman right now. Stephanie asked the crowd if they wanted to see Reigns-Strowman tonight. Crowd chanted "Yes," but she pretended that the crowd was ambivalent. Reigns said he didn't care what anyone thinks about him, especially her. Stephanie said Strowman will face Mark Henry tonight, which got a flat reaction. Reigns said maybe he'll watch that match live. Stephanie said if Reigns lays a hand on Strowman, she might take away any opportunity she has against Strowman at Fast Lane and any opportunity he might have a WrestleMania.

Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows walked out and said they couldn't stand to listen to Reigns disrespect Stephanie anymore. Anderson said he knew Reigns was a guy who wasn't used to being told no. Gallows suggested he and Anderson face Reigns in a handicap match. Stephanie did an impression of Teddy Long, who she mentioned will be the next inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame, saying "I believe we have a match, playa."

Roman Reigns defeated Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson by DQ in a handicap match (3:08)

Reigns jumped Anderson and Gallows right after Stephanie made the match. Anderson threw Reigns into the ring steps. Reigns was set to go for the Superman Punch on Anderson, but Gallows reached for Reigns from the apron. Reigns punched Gallows instead. Gallows ran in without a tag and joined Anderson in a double-team, leading to the DQ. Anderson and Gallows tried the magic killer, but Reigns kicked Anderson away and escaped. Reigns gave Gallows a Superman punch. Anderson ran in with a chair, but Reigns punched him, as well. Reigns got cheered more than usual.

They announced plans for the Andre the Giant documentary set to air on HBO, backed by longtime WWE fan Bill Simmons.

The New Day came out. Bo Dallas was already in the ring. Kofi Kingston wondered since he was by himself, if Dallas was trying to be some king of a social outcast. Big E. said they've been working on something special. Xavier Woods announced plans for the New Day Ice Cream Machine. Big E. held up a folder labeled "Ice Cream Blueprints."

Kofi Kingston defeated Bo Dallas (2:16)

Crowd chanted "We want ice cream." Dallas took the folder out of Big E. hands and ripped it apart. The New Day reacted like he had destroyed the Holy Grail. Kingston hit a flip tope on Dallas, who recovered and got a near fall with a slingshot swinging neckbreaker. Kingston quickly recovered and got the pin with an S.O.S. Postmatch, Big E. poured glitter out of a toy-sized heart into Dallas' mouth, like it was a babyface-version of Ted DiBiase stuffing a $100 bill into a jobber's mouth in the 80s.

Neville did an interview with Charly Caruso. She wanted to know about Jack Gallagher, but Neville badmouted him. Gallagher popped in. Neville told him to take a long, hard look in the mirror because he's not on his level. Gallagher said Neville thought people didn't like him because of his look and appearance, but maybe it was really because he's a blody pilick.

Jack Gallagher defeated Noam Dar (3:14)

Gallagher won with the running dropkick. Postmatch, Neville came out and just stared at Gallagher. They're wrestling on tomorrow night's 205 Live.

In the back, HHH and Samoa Joe got out of a stretch limousine.

Finally, Emmalina made her grand appearance. She wore a gold dress coming out to harp music. On the ramp, she said the fans had waited for 17 weeks for the makeover from Emma to Emmalina, and here she was. Now, we would see the makeover from Emmalina to Emma. And she walked to the back. Whole thing lasted 90 seconds, tops. It was the modern-day equivalent of Dustin Runnels' "Seven" character in 1999 WCW, where we got weeks of vignettes, then the whole gimmick was blown off on the debut.

Bayley did a promo with Caruso, who said it was her first main event match on Raw. Bayley compared herself to Lita and Trish Stratus, and brought up Lita winning her 1st WWE Women's Championship over Stephanie on the main event of a 1999 Raw. Bayley said she was going to hit the jackpot tonight and taking the Raw Women's Championship tonight to achieve her dream.

Jericho and Owens were in the back. Jericho said their Festival of Friendship would include lots of surprises. HHH walked in and shook hands with both men. HHH wanted to talk to Owens by himself. Jericho was cool with it and all smiles as the two left together.

Braun Strowman defeated Mark Heny (4:51)

Strowman landed a cheap shot on Henry, which was done to give him a heel edge since he had been getting some cheers lately. They had a big man battle with Henry going for the World's Strongest Slam, but Strowman landed on top of him. Strowman hit a dropkick before getting the pin with a powerslam.

Reigns came out. The anouncers made sure to emphasize that since the match was over, Stephanie's warnings about Reigns getting involved in Strowman's match were null and void. At first, Strowman kept him from getting in the ring, but Reigns punched Strowman and landed two Superman punches. Reigns went for the spear, but Strowman caught him and delivered the Oklahoma Stampede. He stood over Reigns and yelled "You can't win!"

Bayley talked with Cesaro and Sheamus backstage when Enzo Amore and Big Cass waked up. Bayley punched Cesaro's hands, but Sheamus hit Cesaro, again teasing a turn between the two. Sheamus was mad about Amore and Cass causing them to get disqualified last week. Cass said he always has his partner's back, unlike another team he can think of. Amore said if they didn't like them interfering in their match last week, they can do someting about it. Cesaro got in Enzo's face, but Cass got in Cesaro's face.

Michael Cole did a sit-down interview with Joe. Cole brought up using tactics on Seth Rollins that some would say are dishonorable. Joe said they are dishonorable, but the only person whose opinion he cares about is HHH. Cole said some believe the only reason HHH is there is because HHH is afraid of Rollins. Joe said no one who has ever come out of NXT is on his level. Joe said he's a very dangerous man, and the last two weeks have proven that. Joe said Rollins was the crown jewel of Raw the last two years, but he couldn't last two minutes against him. Joe said because of him, Rollins will miss WrestleMania for the second year in a row. Cole said Rollins has claimed that he will come back and he will slay the king. Joe said he will reinjure Rollins again.

Cole brought up Joe's first win over Reigns last week. Joe said he wasn't a flash in the pan like Sami Zayn who was happy to be on the roster. He said no one on Raw can stand toe-to-toe on him. Cole said there have been others in Joe's position, like Shawn Michaels, Bautista, Rollins and Randy Orton, who had a relationship with HHH that turned sour. Joe said the difference between him and everyone else is they all needed to be proped up to get the job done. He's not those men. He doesn't need to be HHH's heavy. HHH finally has someone he can rely on because he knows what's best for business. For anyone who questions him, they will understand by the creator unleashed the destroyer. Joe walked off and threw down the lavalier microphone as Cole just watched.

Sami Zayn defeated Rusev (11:00)

Rusev still has his face protector over his nose, and Zayn was extra careful to stay away from Rusev's nose during a somersault tope. Rusev hit a thrust kick while Zayn was on the apron, then nailed a dropkick during a commercial. Rusev hit a fallaway slam and his mask came off. Rusev wallopped Zayn with a roundhouse kick as Zayn attempted a comeback. Zayn got out of the way of a Rusev charge, and Rusev took a bump to the floor where his nose hit the turnpost. Rusev got a clothesline on Zayn outside the rin. As Rusev got back in the ring, Zayn hit the Helluva Kick out of nowhere for the pin.

Zayn did a promo with Caruso on the ramp saying how losing to Jericho last week sucked, but tonight was a step in the right direction. It was a huge win against a huge opponent. He talked about how Joe said how he wasn't some Sami Zayn, and he was drat right he wasn't Sami Zayn. Because Zayn doesn't take shortcuts and he doesn't sell out. Joe's music played. As Zayn waited for Joe to come out from the entrance, Joe ran out from the announcer's table and ambused Zayn from behind. Joe ran Zayn into the entrance display, then choked Zayn out with the Kokina Clutch. Joe told Zayn "If you say my name, you put respect on it."

Teddy Long was officially named the next inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame. They showed his days as a manager in WCW with Doom and the Skyscrapers. Of course, there was his days as GM of SmackDown. These flashback videos are fun because you never know who will pop up in the background. Last week, they had a cameo of Jim Cornette managing the Rock n' Roll Express. This week, there was a brief Palmer Canon sighting.

Akira Tozawa defeated Ariya Daivari (3:11)

Tozawa pinned Ariya Daivari with a German Suplex. Tozawa's barks at the crowd like he's trying to get a chant going. Brian Kendrick was on commentary acting like he was Tozawa's protege, even though Tozawa didn't pay him any attention.

The Festival of Friendship started with Jericho doing a tapd presentation over the video screens. There was a huge pyrotechnics display and some Las Vegas dancers came out with Jericho dancing to some Tom Jones-style music that he danced to. Jericho, wearing a silver Fedora hat introduced Owens, who looked very reluctant to be a part of this. Jericho walked arm-in-arm with two of the dancers. They got in the ring where there was a Festival of Friendship display and several gifts hidden by red covering. Jericho said he wanted to give Owens a special piece of art for this occassion, so he consuled with an sculptor named Ralph Guggenheim, a well-known minimalist-maximit artist to design a sculpture that looked like a double-headed dildo interttwined. Then jericho unveiled a painting called "The Creation of Adam," which got a huge pop. It was designed from "The Creation of Adam" by Michaelangelo, except it was Jericho (without pants) touching fingers with Owens (complete with the Universal Championship). Jericho wanted Owens to hang the painting in his home, but Owens didn't want to do that because Jericho wasn't wearing pants in the painting and he has two children.

Jericho then brought out Friendship the Magician, who pulled out papper from his mouth. His turned fire into a carnation. They could have just brought back Phantasio. Owens said his 9-year-old son could have done the same trick. Jericho agreed and put Friendship the Magician name's on the List. Jericho admitted he found Friendship the Magician on Craig's List.

Jericho admitted he should have made sure that Goldberg doesn't make it to Fast Lane last week. Since he didn't, he's going to do it here tonight in Las Vegas. He called Goldberg down to the ring and said Goldberg would get....it. Jericho went to a pose where he pointed his finger at the ramp. They went to a commercal. After the break, Jericho was still in the pose.

Naturally, Jericho did his 1998 WCW gimmick where instead of Goldberg, we got Gillberg. (Well, Jericho just delivered a mini in WCW since Dwayne Gill was in WWE). Owens had no time for this foolishness and laid out Gillberg quickly. Owens, deadly serious, said he thought the whole point of this was to get Goldberg out to the ring and beat the hell out of him. Fans chanted for "Gillberg." Jericho thought the Gillberg thing was funny, but apologized if it wasn't what Owens wanted. Jericho turned serious and said he's had such a great time being a friend of Owens, the last year has been one of his best and Owens has made his time in the WWE a better place. Crowd popped for that. Jericho guaranteed at Fast Lane, Owens would beat Goldberg because he has Owens' back. Even more, he would have Owens' back because he's his best friend and his brother, which would never change.

Owens said he was sorry, everything was great and he loved Jericho, too. They hugged. Owens said he knew he was going to walk out of Fast Lane as Universal Champion. Owens said he wanted to give Jericho something, which was nothing compared to what Jericho has given him. A stagehand gave him a box, which Jericho opened. It was a new List.

Jericho took a closer look and said "How come my name is on this?" Then he looked on the back of the clipboard, which read "The List of KO."

Owens turned on Jericho, destroying the painting in the process to a chorus of boos. Owens threw Jericho into the timekeeper's table and tore off his silver robe. Owens power bombed Jericho into the apron. In a modern-day throwback to the Shawn Michaels-Marty Jannety breakup, Owens threw Jericho's head into the JeriTron 5000, leaving glass scattered. Owens got some good heat as he threw down the sculpture. Jericho was bleeding from the forehead, which the referees kept covered with towels. In a wrestling landscape where there are several dozen angles shot every week, this one may stand the test of time.

Jericho did a stretcher job into an ambulance. They made sure not to shoot his face. The announcers were stunned at Owens' actions and had a monotone voice. They never brought up HHH's meeting with Owens earlier.

Enzo and Cass came out. Amore compared Cesaro to a Baywatch lifeguard. He said Cesaro could take his best shot, but he would Swiss Miss because he Chokes-a-Lot. (supposed to sound like chocolate).

Cesaro defeated Enzo Amore (2:40)

There was one of the biggest botched spots in recent Raw history where Cesaro threw Amore over the top rope. Except Amore didn't go over the rope rope, he ran into them. Then Amore regained his footing. Instead of just running at Cesaro, Amore actually jumped over the top rope, which the crowd openly laughed it. Cesaro looked at Amore like he was from Mars. After Cesaro kicked out of a jumping DDT, Cesaro won with a hoist uppercut forearm.

Charlotte walked to the ring when Sasha Banks walked up. Charlotte said Banks can talk the talk because it's obvious she can't walk the walk, and told her to sit back and watch her do something Banks couldn't: win.

Next week, Strowman faces the Big Show.

Bayley defeated Raw Women's Champion Charlotte to win the Raw Women's Championship (18:01)

There was a unique heat spot where the two excanged go-behinds, leading to Charlotte scoring a schoolgirl cradle where Bailey's head hit the bottom turnbuckle. Bayley sold her neck the rest of the way. Charlotte used a stepover backbreaker into a kneeling over-the-shoulder neckbreaker as a submission hold. Charlotte used a neckbreaker for a two count, followed by a kneedrop. Charlotte clamped on the dragon sleeper, but Bayley climbed the ropes to reverse it, kicking Charlotte into the corner. But Charlotte kicked Bayley off the apron to the floor. Charlotte landed a stiff kick to Bayley's head, then went off the dasherboards for a moonsault press where her knees landed on Bayley's bad neck. Bayley made her comeback with a series of forearms, leading to a doubledown where they each attempted crossbody blocks.

Bayley came back with a vertical suplex and an elbow off the second rope for two. Charlotte rolled out of the ring, but Bayley lifted Charlotte into a side suplex. Bayley climbed to the top rope for a Randy Savage elbow for a near fall. Bayley hit a huracanrana off the top rope for another good near fall. Dana Brooke ran out, but Bayley knocked her to the floor. Bayley put Charlotte in the Figure Four, and while the referee checked on Charlotte, Brooke raked Bayley's eyes. Charlotte put Bayley in the Figure Eight. Banks ran out and hit Brooke with a crutch. As Charlotte bridged in the Figure Eight, Banks hit Charlotte with the crutch, again behind the referee's back. Crowd roared after that spot because they knew what was coming. Bayley hit the Bayley-to-belly suplex and scored the pin.

Bayley and Banks hugged in midring. Banks had as genuine a smile as you'll ever see. Bayley hugged several fans in the front row and celebrated in the crowd.

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Smackdown Results

  • Bray Wyatt opened the show. The crowd chanted "You Deserve It!" and he did a promo about Sister Abigail telling him it would be hard but now he has the whole drat world in his hands (crowd popped for that). John Cena came out and offered congratulations to Bray and noted his crowd support, but claimed nobody "deserves" anything, they have to earn it, and demanded their scheduled rematch for the night take place RIGHT NOW. AJ came out to dispute Cena "jumping the line" since AJ himself never got his one-on-one rematch. Daniel Bryan came out and turned it into a Triple Threat for the Championship.

  • Dean Ambrose was backstage looking for Baron Corbin wanting revenge for what happened at Elimination Chamber.

  • American Alpha beat The Ascension in a rematch of the final pairing from the Elimination Chamber. The Usos appeared on the Titantron post match to mock AA and warn them they would be coming after them.

  • James Ellsworth tried to ask Carmella out on a date. She was in the middle of shutting him down when Ambrose showed up looking for Corbin. Noticing Ellsworth, he offered him some advice that Carmella was using him, and when Carmella demanded that Ellsworth not let "this gas station attendant" talk to her like that Ellsworth had no choice but to stick up for her. Bryan showed up, Ambrose asked if he could beat up Ellsworth and Bryan made it into a match.

  • Ellsworth introduced Carmella ("Her only boo is me" he said when they booed her). Ambrose was hauled out from backstage by Corbin. Ambrose recovered enough to fight back but Corbin dumped him into equipment and the match with Ellsworth never happened.

  • Nikki and Nattie started brawling while Bryan was trying to figure out a way to finish their feud. Infuriated, Bryan announced next week will be a Falls Count Anywhere match between the two, then stormed out with a,"JESUS!"

  • Backstage, Corbin explained that because Ambrose cost him the WWE Championship, he put Ambrose into the hospital. Dolph Ziggler was interviewed by Renee where he said the beatdown he put on Apollo Crews and Kalisto is a wake-up call to anybody who thinks they can replace him.

  • Mickie James defeated Becky Lynch in a rematch, Mickie pretended to be injured then hit the Mick Kick on Becky while the ref was checking on her.

  • Naomi was interviewed in the ring about winning the Women's title. Naomi revealed she has suffered a knee injury but that it won't stop her. Alexa Bliss came out to make fun of her, and demanded she either gets her rematch for the title next week or she will beat Naomi up and just take the belt from her.

  • Before the Triple Threat main event could start, Luke Harper appeared and attacked Bray Wyatt at ringside. AJ and Cena started the match without him but Wyatt recovered enough to get back involved. The match was great and Bray won it clean after Cena knocked AJ out of the ring and then got hit by the Sister Abigail.

  • Randy Orton came out, noted that he won the Royal Rumble and that meant he got a title shot... but he had pledged his allegience to Bray and that hadn't changed, and he refused to face him for the title at Mania. The two posed together with the Wrestlemania sign in the background to close the show.

Somebody fucked around with this message at Feb 15, 2017 around 03:02

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

I will wipe away all tears from your eyes. There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, there shall be no more pain. All these things are passed away.


DeepDickPizza posted:

"Greenwood is a neighborhood in Tulsa, Oklahoma. As one of the most prominent concentrations of African-American businesses in the United States during the early 20th century, it was popularly known as America's "Black Wall Street" until the Tulsa race riot of 1921, in which white residents massacred hundreds of black residents and razed the neighborhood within hours. The riot was one of the most devastating massacres in the history of U.S. race relations, destroying the once thriving Greenwood community. Belee Dat."

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

Where the gently caress is the painting

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Charlotte Flair is NOT the WWE Women's Champion

You gotta wait for the next PPV for that.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003
I am so GAY that I like the song "Africa" by Toto


does Roman ever actually say "belee dat?" I thought he pronounced the v and t every time

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


john cena is not champ!!!!!!!!!!!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Dangerous Person posted:

Where the gently caress is the painting

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Raw managed to make me not give a gently caress about Bayley winning the title. Impressive.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Grimey Drawer

Emmalina might be done but... Emma? God knows what's gonna happen to her.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

Dangerous Person posted:

Where the gently caress is the painting

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


So in kayfabe, why on earth would KO turn on Jericho before his match with Goldberg, where he'll need all the help he can get? Is the idea that HHH/the Authority might help him again?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

Excellent

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Grimey Drawer


I need one high res enough to get a poster printed.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


Push El Burrito posted:

I need one high res enough to get a poster printed.

This.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Push El Burrito posted:

I need one high res enough to get a poster printed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


The Festival of Friendship was magical, it really was

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



Muldoon

Son of Man posted:

does Roman ever actually say "belee dat?" I thought he pronounced the v and t every time

welcome to earf

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Gillberg

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


I hope my friend Soothing Vapors pc is functioning again.

Also i wont :toxx again on Evil Emma.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



DoctorGonzo posted:

I hope my friend Soothing Vapors pc is functioning again.

Also i wont :toxx again on Evil Emma.

if she comes out as evil emma next week the old one should still apply

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!


After Charlotte wins the title back at the ppv how many title reigns will that be?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky





"Leo Max Frank (April 17, 1884 August 17, 1915) was an American factory superintendent who was convicted in 1913 of the murder of a 13-year-old employee, Mary Phagan, in Atlanta, Georgia. His trial, and lynching two years later, attracted national attention and became the focus of social, regional, political, and racial concerns, particularly regarding antisemitism".

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Skinty McEdger posted:

After Charlotte wins the title back at the ppv how many title reigns will that be?

5

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



SamuraiFoochs posted:

Raw managed to make me not give a gently caress about Bayley winning the title. Impressive.

That's not true, you're wrong all the time.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


i fell asleep after the Samoa Joe promo. How was Raw?

Also why is Dana Brooke suddenly Charlotte's protoge again when she hasn't been on TV for months?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013


KungFu Grip posted:

Finally, Emmalina made her grand appearance. She wore a gold dress coming out to harp music. On the ramp, she said the fans had waited for 17 weeks for the makeover from Emma to Emmalina, and here she was. Now, we would see the makeover from Emmalina to Emma. And she walked to the back. Whole thing lasted 90 seconds, tops. It was the modern-day equivalent of Dustin Runnels' "Seven" character in 1999 WCW, where we got weeks of vignettes, then the whole gimmick was blown off on the debut.

lol

more or less WWE than 50/50 booking a best of seven series?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

I just wanted to talk about the comics, see? All those shitty, amazing comics


Jericho is Adam in that painting and Kevin Owens is God, what an art boner.





three poo poo image macros out of ten

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

KungFu Grip posted:

i fell asleep after the Samoa Joe promo. How was Raw?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Dimebags Brain posted:

lol

more or less WWE than 50/50 booking a best of seven series?

Less, but only because that was historic

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


Raskolnikov38 posted:

if she comes out as evil emma next week the old one should still apply

Jerusalem its the judge but i dont think it should apply.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Great at hugging.
Better at scoring.



Johnny is a delight.

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

RIP Evil Emma, and even worse, RIP Evil Emma's entrance music

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?


Never forget...

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/s...342946347864064

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes YES! YES! YES!


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Raw managed to make me not give a gently caress about Bayley winning the title. Impressive.

Nothing surprises me anymore with Raw's ability to be a generator.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Aphrodite posted:

That's not true, you're wrong all the time.

The emotional impact was reduced to almost nothing because they did the same poo poo with Sasha already twice in the last few months.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


still cant get over the fact that raw made me feel an emotion

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

KungFu Grip posted:

i fell asleep after the Samoa Joe promo. How was Raw?

Also why is Dana Brooke suddenly Charlotte's protoge again when she hasn't been on TV for months?

Last hour was great, you had the mindblowing Festival of Friendship segment that was some of the finest in storytelling since Mario Puzo! And a drat fine Bayley vs Charlotte title match.

Dana Brooke was a macguffin, or a red herring, or a Parcheesi etc

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

I can't even fathom how it'd be at all possible to give a poo poo about the women't title right now when it's a forgone conclusion it'll be flipped back to Charlotte on the next PPV. It's the stupidest loving record too because "lost the title 8 times in the past year but wins on PPVs" is the least impressive thing ever.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


Can't wait for Charlotte's 16th reign. wooo

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Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Fawf posted:

I can't even fathom how it'd be at all possible to give a poo poo about the women't title right now when it's a forgone conclusion it'll be flipped back to Charlotte on the next PPV. It's the stupidest loving record too because "lost the title 8 times in the past year but wins on PPVs" is the least impressive thing ever.

The NXT title has been pretty formulaic and predictable overall, but still well done. That was Charlotte and Sasha's feud, surely you could wait until this happens with Bayley to let it bother you about Bayley? Plus what if it doesn't happen? Then you might want to use a time machine to go back and enjoy this Raw match? Also she could then possibly win it back at WrestleMania, further drama for Bayley.

Heavy Metal fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2017 around 04:55

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