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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Happy Valentines Day! Whether you're with someone you love or relaxing by yourself or you have a few hours until plans (like me :reject:), let us make some wholesome sports poetry. Any sport is welcome. Feel free to be edgy, but still maybe have some pause before you post.

quote:

Punches without regard
My heart runs red
Derek boogaard
is loving dead

quote:

Roses are red
I don't mean to sound crass
but my love is stronger
than even Jagr's rear end

quote:

Brett Favre is cool
The packers with a great pass
Oh no I just took a photo
Better send it to Sterger fast

I, unfortunately, only made one of these and stole them from others!

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Per Teemu Pokemon:

Roses are red
I hate this drat town
We should leave it tonight
HEY DANY SLOW DOWN

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014





Roses are Red
Brett Hull cheated
"Foot in the crease"
Buffalo bleated

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



Rotten Cookies posted:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What was Hasek
supposed to do?!

From NHL N/V



Didn't get you a gift
I know that you're sad
but is only game
why you heff to be mad?

mentholmoose
Nov 4, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kris Draper's baby
Filled the Cup with poo

Roses are red
They have Alf on pogs
What I am talking about?
Gettin' drunk with Wade Boggs

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Roses are blue
Violets are red
Ken Holland owns
And Therrien too

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Roses are Red
I like Billy Idol
I'd hit that harder
Than Corey Lidle

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Vince Carter is driving to the net
Someone is trying to stop him yet
Oh he slams it with tons of hype
That man is going to try and end his life

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Man I have way too much free time




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey Ken, Mike is dead
Please join him, won't you?


Roses are Red
I like violets the most
I wonder if Hakstol
Will ever play Ghost


The wings wearing red
Please don't mind the pageantry
"We took him off life support"
- A source close to the family


Roses are red
Eighty-eight is even
I have full motor function
OH poo poo IT'S SCOTT STEVENS


In Omsk we wear red
And Jagr is sexy
Hey did you see that goal?
Alexei? ALEXEI?!??


Roses are red
And bright is the dawn
There's Sawchuk again
Hanging out on the lawn


Devils: black and red
Just like this bad blister
Does it look infected?
Please don't tell your sister


Roses are red
JT needs a partner
The Isles look good
When they're playing in Hartford


Roses are red
The Vikes are a bitch
But we've still got the Wild
And now our goalies don't twitch


Roses are red
A pre-nup is for smarties
And so is detox
Just ask Darren McCarty


Roses are red
Chiasson's in heaven
You shouldn't go driving
When you're at 0.27


Roses are red
I hate this drat town
We should leave it tonight
HEY DANY SLOW DOWN


Roses are red
It's great to be alive
Just up Woodward Ave
The limo will drive


Roses are red
I'm a forlorn wisher
You stop my heart cold
Just like Jiri Fischer


Roses are red
Please give me a call
Just hear me out Phil
We could have a ball


Roses are red
Where've you been all my life?
Hey, anybody seen Patrick?
Yeah, he's out with your wife


Roses are red
It's about to get violent
Don't want them to kill you?
Then don't gently caress your clients


Roses are red
Kronwall will say hello
But not with his mouth
AND HERE COMES THE ELBOW


Roses are red
He can't help but stare
Getzlaf walks up to Jagr
"Hey, loan me some hair?"

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014





Roses are red
Too many shoves
There's no option
Mac drip the gloves

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



I can make this shot
But his words make me fidget
He screams in my face
Shoot it, you loving midget

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Roses are red
This poem is done poorly
Don't ever be black
Near Marty McSorley

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Rotten Cookies posted:

I can make this shot
But his words make me fidget
He screams in my face
Shoot it, you loving midget

five


Teemu Pokemon posted:

Roses are red
This poem is done poorly
Don't ever be black
Near Marty McSorley

star

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Roses are red
violets are blue
Hamline is cool
the Pipers own you

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014





Roses are red
When we're apart
Much like Letang
There's a hole in my heart

Roses are red
I ain't no faker
I fell for your harder
than Hobey Baker

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



Parking in Nassau
Is tough to achieve
And if you celebrate
you just might conceive

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Bowling Green a hockey team with a crowd
Ohio, let's hear you get loud!
Maybe we can get a championship too!
Oh we missed the playoffs...by .0002



:smith:
thanks, Hats

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

A bouquet of roses
Can be quite emotive
My love burns for you
Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Hand Knit posted:

A bouquet of roses
Can be quite emotive
My love burns for you
Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

:vince:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Hand Knit posted:

A bouquet of roses
Can be quite emotive
My love burns for you
Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



You don't get a kiss
Just 'cause you're famous
You're creepin' me out
I'm going home, Namath

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


The kick is up its blocked no good
Looks like its up to you dude
Chester Marcol the savior of the game
That's why it rules to be high on cocaine

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Hand Knit posted:

A bouquet of roses
Can be quite emotive
My love burns for you
Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

Roses are red
To this poem I'm partial
It should go over as well
As a charter to Marshall

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Teemu Pokemon posted:

Roses are red
To this poem I'm partial
It should go over as well
As a charter to Marshall

holy poo poo

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Hand Knit posted:

A bouquet of roses
Can be quite emotive
My love burns for you
Like Yaroslavl Lokomotiv

Roses are red
Bruises are purple
The stands are packed
Game time in Sheffield

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



The city smells bad
I can get a whiff
Whenever I see
yankeefans.gif

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Violets are blue
Roses are red
The reign of Therrien
Is finally dead

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Hand Knit posted:

Violets are blue
Roses are red
The reign of Therrien
Is finally dead

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Hand Knit posted:

Violets are blue
Roses are red
The reign of Therrien
Is finally dead

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Roses are red
And I am all ears
Congrats to the Habs
25 years

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Hand Knit posted:

Violets are blue
Roses are red
The reign of Therrien
Is finally dead

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

25 years of failure
Define the Canadiens
So they decide to part ways
With Michel Therrien

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Are you my true love?
Will you be the one?
My heart will forever belong to you
If you'd shoot AMac into the sun.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


(I wrote this before the joyous news)

O mighty defender of the Habs bleu line
And friend of children, Subban of Norris;
Adored by Anglo and Franco the same
For plowing into the dread bears arse first.
But he was not loved by the coach of the earth
Who hated anything more fun than dirt.
He shackled Subban with allies most dire
Each one more slow and useless than the last,
And pleaded to Gold Man, "He's bad! Trade him now!"
So Gold Man talked to the Cat of Long Tooth
To trade for the man named after a grill,
And in foolish wisdom, brought character.
    From now on I wail with futility,
    That the coach of the earth be brought to the fire.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

I have taken
the shots
that were beyond
the arc

and which
you were probably
hoping
I would iso

Forgive me
they were worth
three points
and look cool

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You blew a 3-1 lead?
My team did too.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Dale Ouise posted:

(I wrote this before the joyous news)

O mighty defender of the Habs bleu line
And friend of children, Subban of Norris;
Adored by Anglo and Franco the same
For plowing into the dread bears arse first.
But he was not loved by the coach of the earth
Who hated anything more fun than dirt.
He shackled Subban with allies most dire
Each one more slow and useless than the last,
And pleaded to Gold Man, "He's bad! Trade him now!"
So Gold Man talked to the Cat of Long Tooth
To trade for the man named after a grill,
And in foolish wisdom, brought character.
    From now on I wail with futility,
    That the coach of the earth be brought to the fire.

hell yeah

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Roses are red

Farmers grow crops

I'm posting it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIfEX7CA8X8

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit


Lipstick Apathy

Roses are red
Did Oswald act alone?
The CIA did it
Just ask Chipper Jones

Roses are still red
Violets, still blue
Chipper still thinks
They did Sandy Hook too

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