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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I don't care who wins but I feel bad for DR in this case. I'm half expecting most calls to be called a strike at this point even when they're way off.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

holy poo poo, out by 30 feet

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yadier. loving. Molina.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Yadi owns so hard.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


my god that was terrific

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The second baseman wasn't even looking when he tagged, just pointing to Molina.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Check out that hose!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Throw owned. Baez's casual behind the back tag as he was pointing at Molina to get the out also owned.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

will_colorado posted:

holy poo poo, out by 30 feet

I feel like I specifically wondered how pretty a Yadi to Javy throw out would be last year. Now I know.

:gizz:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

The second baseman wasn't even looking when he tagged, just pointing to Molina.

Baez is probably the best at tagging in baseball right now. He can snap the ball down onto a runner from anywhere.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


This whole game has been a Yadier Molina special.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

I feel like I specifically wondered how pretty a Yadi to Javy throw out would be last year. Now I know.

:gizz:

Yeah that's a pretty smooth combo there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Popete posted:

Baez is probably the best at tagging in baseball right now. He can snap the ball down onto a runner from anywhere.

Haven't been really paying attention until recently because of basketball, I didn't realize that was him.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

just keep trying to steal bases, both of you big dummies

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that was a good throw too

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Not as pretty, but just as effective.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

down you go, Dominican

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Yadi for player of the game.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Upset!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
That final strike was high as hell but framed well. I think Segura was right to be upset there.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I feel like the upset is a bit tainted by that strike zone but oh well.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Yay for Puerto Rico! Now let's see how that Netherlands vs Cuba game is go-

:stare:

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Sydin posted:

Yay for Puerto Rico! Now let's see how that Netherlands vs Cuba game is go-

:stare:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sydin posted:

Yay for Puerto Rico! Now let's see how that Netherlands vs Cuba game is go-

:stare:

Yeah no poo poo.

I know nothing about them but I assumed Cuba would be a pretty decent team? I guess I won't have to stay up all that long after all.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah no poo poo.

I know nothing about them but I assumed Cuba would be a pretty decent team? I guess I won't have to stay up all that long after all.

Cuba is a weird team because it's bunch of 30+ and under 20 players. Everyone in between who is good has defected and can't play.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
And it was academic a long time ago but yeah, congrats Netherlands.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Sydin posted:

Yay for Puerto Rico! Now let's see how that Netherlands vs Cuba game is go-

:stare:

Ended it after 7 with a 14-1 mercy rule. I expected more out of Cuba.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Working out possibilities for Pool E (Tokyo). Where things stand:


- Cuba is out (duh)
- Netherlands is 2-1, and has given up 11 runs over 24 innings
- Japan is 2-0 and has given up 11 runs over 18 innings
- Israel is 1-1 and has given up 13 runs over 17 innings

The possibilities:

- Japan wins by any score
Japan is through as winner of Pool E with 3 wins and Netherlands is runner up with 2

- Israel wins 1-0
Three way tie at 2-1. Japan is through to the semis with 12 runs over 27-innings (no shortening possible) for a RIP of 0.444, with Netherlands at 0.458 and Israel at 0.5 going to the tie-breaker game.

- Israel wins by any other score
Three way tie at 2-1. Netherlands is through to the semis with an RIP of 0.458 which would be better than Japan's best possible RIP of 0.481. Israel and Japan would rematch in the tie-breaker.

The Dutch are in pretty good shape avoiding the tiebreaker in most cases in which Japan loses. I did compile and compute these numbers on my own, so apologies if I messed something up.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



I don't like Buck Martinez's voice but I could listen to him announce Japanese defenses all day.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Well at least Team Israel didn't get shut out today. Ugh it would have been so drat cool if they made it to LA.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Hold on to your butts Israel isn't dead yet.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Alright now they're dead.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Sydin posted:

Throw owned. Baez's casual behind the back tag as he was pointing at Molina to get the out also owned.

:allears:

https://twitter.com/MLBNetwork/status/841866107745107968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Bob James posted:

Alright now they're dead.

Here lies Team Israel. They actually scored a bunch and did way better than people thought they would!

:unsmith:

EDIT: Also I followed a bunch of them on Twitter during the tournament, and Josh Zeid has so many Japanese fans complimenting him and asking him to sign with an NPB team now it's wonderful :shobon:

Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Mar 15, 2017

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Pancakes posted:

I feel like I specifically wondered how pretty a Yadi to Javy throw out would be last year. Now I know.

:gizz:

I in fact said this in the NLDS game 4 GDT:

quote:

Can we get a time machine and have Baez receive throws from Yadier Molina circa 2009 just for the sheer beauty of it all?

I'd promise to use my powers only for good, but I'd be lying.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Felix perfect through 2. I know it's only 2 innings but on a WBC pitch count scale that's like 6 innings, right?

E: :911:

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Mar 16, 2017

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

just ignore the elite defensive third baseman AND STUPIDLY ATTEMPT THAT YOURSELF.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i can't believe the dumb fucks in the wbc didn't let team israel play in Miami or California

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
"[Altuve] wasn't any bigger when he was 16."

I prefer to think he was. He's the Amazing Shrinking Infielder.

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Pancakes posted:

"[Altuve] wasn't any bigger when he was 16."

I prefer to think he was. He's the Amazing Shrinking Infielder.

when he retires, he'll be the size of Eddie Gaedel.

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