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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Bray Wyatt is WWE Champion!

BRAY FUCKIN' WYATT IS WWE CHAMPION!

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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I agree, Anaheim.

I agree a lot.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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I think the sideplate is a buzzard and the words "Follow the Buzzards"

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Panamaniac posted:

Man, the crowd will just chant you deserve it at anyone these days, won't they?

Yes.

But Bray actually really does, and so did Naomi.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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You're not normal like me and this fat swamp wizard!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Cena markin' out at a triple threat.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Real question: Is Bray in the top 5 of all of WWE's homegrown talents?

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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DeepDickPizza posted:

current or all-time?

Uhh let's say both.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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One of them turned around too early, the other was way out of position.

Every time I see an Ascension match, I realize the reason they're not pushed is that they loving suck.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Bill Goldberg posted:

who is the Sailor Jupiter of smackdown

She was the one with lightning powers, right?

Undertaker.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Delsaber posted:

Who is the Ranma Saotome of Smackdown

Santino Marella.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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GOD drat YOU, BARON CORBIN.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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JESUS!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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SmackDown is the A Show of Tuesdays 5 weeks in a row.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Blaise330 posted:

I'd be 100% okay with the women's division getting like 5 or 6 more 30-40 year old veterans.

Can we also get some joshi?

Also while we're getting joshi can we get Mayu, Kairi and Shirai?

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Soothing Vapors posted:

cuz you can Nazi him

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Naomi hosed up her knee on the botched finish, jesus.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Okay looks like it's not serious.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Fenrir posted:

Jobber entrance for the loving women's champ? WTF??

Dancing to the ring on a tweaked knee is probably a bad idea!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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dromal phrenia posted:

why is alexa bliss not in WWE films, her facial expressions and general acting are leagues above the other women (and men, honestly)

Buddy cop movie starring JeriKO.

Alexa is the villain, Braun is her muscle.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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David Otunga speaks about Nelson Mandela the same way I speak about what time the bus is gonna arrive.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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OH MY GOD BABYFACE TJP IS SUCH A loving DORK PLEASE JUST TURN HIM.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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For one second there I thought Cena had it.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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FINISHERS EVERYWHERE.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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"ONE MORE TIME!"

AJ: k

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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oh my god that transition is INCREDIBLE.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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lmao he's gonna have to do that rolling double AA to get a pin on anybody now.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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METALIK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

METALIK

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Swannie's back!

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Oh Rich Swann, you scamp.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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YO PHOENIX SPLASH

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Blaise330 posted:

If it just be or does Swann have like 8 finishing moves?

He's up to three in WWE with that Phoenix Splash, I believe.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Jerusalem posted:

Corey: Mauro you spent your Valentine's Day with a catfish!
Mauro:

I loved that

The banter between Corey and Mauro is beautiful.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Okay, so they gotta be turning TJP heel, right?

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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WE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE METALIK FACTORY

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Sugar Blaster posted:

is this the week we get to the metalik factory? if so, how long into his 3-minute debut until drew gulak cinches a chinlock or something?

Wuh oh.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Oh boy, botched in his first match.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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That was a little messy but yay he's finally here.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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Well Tozawa is incredible.

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

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I'm so tired of these godddamn three minute long mat sequences on the Cruiserweight show.

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