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tyler
Jun 2, 2014



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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

http://i.imgur.com/GpL5ELz.gifv

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


In lieu of him specifically posting, I hereby nominate NSA WIZARD as the leader of the SHADOW GOVERNMENT DEEP STATE SPOOK PARTY.

Let us celebrate our intelligence services being the last bastion of democracy by installing one of their own as our leader.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

I stand with Shim

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

if i'm ever on a ballot though don't vote for me for real and also if you're elected through this remember I said that.

i'm soft on (whatever is cool to probate people for) because I don't really give a poo poo unless you say some hosed up poo poo

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

vote mike-o

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

Not me, we've only talked through PMs, brother.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

I stand with Shim

Namaste, I shall look kindly upon you as IK.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Namaste, I shall look kindly upon you as IK.

i'll be your jack brennan

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


ElMaligno posted:

I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN


Slippery Tilde

Pesticide20 posted:

http://i.imgur.com/k73UI8J.mp4

As a representative of the Sadbrains I promise threetwo things:

1: Nukes
Daytime
http://i.imgur.com/RVjSpkQ.mp4

Nighttime
http://i.imgur.com/o8VfrAo.mp4

Airburst
http://i.imgur.com/kXeHcEu.mp4

Underground
http://i.imgur.com/R6oQCPg.mp4

Underwater
http://i.imgur.com/ckt2i5z.mp4

Upper atmosphere
http://i.imgur.com/OHxw97G.mp4

Russian
http://i.imgur.com/lgo0rA6.mp4

American
http://i.imgur.com/utnkFhI.mp4

Even Pakistani
http://i.imgur.com/XZJRzbm.mp4

2: All moderation by myself will be conducted only when I am extremely high.
http://i.imgur.com/lWlMbJv.mp4
Let's put the (mercifully short) reign of EBB behind us.

You've got my vote

E; Pesticide20/Shim

Flikken
Oct 22, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

OK this is a party I can support.

bengy81
May 8, 2010


Lots of promises, some interesting ideas from candidates, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see tax returns before I can make a decision...

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


bengy81 posted:

Lots of promises, some interesting ideas from candidates, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see tax returns before I can make a decision...

http://i.imgur.com/K7Z5XKM.gifv

Flikken posted:

OK this is a party I can support.

http://i.imgur.com/izAgqEn.gifv

Terrible Robot posted:

You've got my vote

E; Pesticide20/Shim

http://i.imgur.com/IldEvkg.gifv

ElMaligno posted:

I am a sad brains person and I would like to make anime great again.

http://i.imgur.com/8g9u6bM.gifv

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Woof Blitzer posted:

Woofer Party: anyone who owns/sees/pets a dog and or dog-like facsimile/analogue is welcome. The platform is

  • Keep GIP trill chill
  • Less probotniks for everyone except really bad posters (secret list... :D)
  • You must attest that A.C.A.B. (All Canines Are Bodacious)

I will lead the party and am open to forming a coalition with another one as long as we can agree on agendas
Is the secret probate list comprised of cat posters? If so, I will join your party. We must deport all of the cats from the Dogge Thread!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

I am a one issue voter. Shim for God Emperor!

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

Weeb lives matter!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


Kuroyama posted:

Weeb lives matter!

Pictured: How to deal with weebs

http://i.imgur.com/R38rXQG.gifv

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

If you ain't voting Shim you ain't GiP

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



Booblord Zagats posted:

If you ain't voting Shim you ain't GiP

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

As IK I will probate the ever loving love out of Anime and it's lovers. Campaign promise.

You have my bong.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You have my bong.

You have my SCIF.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


I'll throw my hat in the ring.

There are two classes of GiP posters: veterans and garbage people.

Vote for Holocaust Bloopers and secure a better sadbrains forum.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

mmike-o is cool with me except i think I tried to talk to him or maybe it was KFFF drunk as gently caress on steam and they just logged out like WTF

i would never log out on a fellow drunkard without at least a courtesy reply

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.




Elections are for pussies who need the validation of the masses.

If you had a spine, you would appoint someone and silence those who decent from your decision.


The Genocide Party can fix this. Do the rightful Zeris.

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 16, 2017

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I propose a simple party with a simple idea: the Slap Zeris in the Face party. We have no platform other than the ability and willingness to slap Zeris in the face. The face slap does not need to arise from any particular grievance. Just a simple desire to have hand-flesh meet face-flesh at high velocity. Our party is especially flexible! We are willing to slap face with either the forehand or back of the hand. As this is a party of inclusiveness, all slap techniques are welcome!

Consider it!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

I propose a simple party with a simple idea: the Slap Zeris in the Face party. We have no platform other than the ability and willingness to slap Zeris in the face. The face slap does not need to arise from any particular grievance. Just a simple desire to have hand-flesh meet face-flesh at high velocity. Our party is especially flexible! We are willing to slap face with either the forehand or back of the hand. As this is a party of inclusiveness, all slap techniques are welcome!

Consider it!

Go on

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!



Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw



Pretty much like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoBfLTZxRE

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Impeach ebb

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


i'll care about this election once it goes on predictit

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


where is the afnmfh party? are they being represented?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


The polls could be tampered with so I want an independent election observer

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


http://i.imgur.com/Ko0lUGE.mp4

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Realtalk I did not tamper with this poll.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Realtalk I did not tamper with this poll.

No need to with your base falling out from under you

http://i.imgur.com/lu76DXz.mp4

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Realtalk I did not tamper with this poll.

MANY such cases

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