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I plan on buying some acreage in the countryside. Tending to my garden. Listening to the sweet tinkle of the windchime during a sleepy summer evening while sipping a cold beer. Watching my grandchildren play in the sprinkler on the front lawn. Looking over at my wife of 40 years and just being content with life.
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Go on a loving tear through the third world that ends with me getting stabbed to death in 10-15 years.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:26 |
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I'll sit on my porch and drink beer all day and night. One day I'll see a young boy get hit by a semi and that's when the poo poo is gonna hit the fan.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:28 |
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im gonna be real significant in the mmo scene when I'm done working.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:40 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'll sit on my porch and drink beer all day and night. One day I'll see a young boy get hit by a semi and that's when the poo poo is gonna hit the fan. Pet Semetary reference??
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:42 |
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I'm retired and on a small pension so I just drink a lot and go to school for now because lol at my pension sustaining a more than cat food lifestyle but if any of you are danny devito i'll play night crawlers with you edit: i should be clear it's a small medical retirement and I'm not that old and i'm cool and hot if any curvy goonettes are reading this CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Feb 16, 2017 |
# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:43 |
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Putter around in the ol' toolshed
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:44 |
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Be a motherfuckin hustla, you betta ask somebody.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:47 |
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Pet Semetary reference?? Yup. I was thinking that I could see my older self sitting on the porch, drinking beer, and staring at the stars. The Pet Sematary thing just came to me after that.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:48 |
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Probably same poo poo I do now, but with no working and more sleeping and being bored. But who are we kidding? Retirement will cease to exist before too long.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:52 |
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I've always wanted to find a tropical beach in a country with a favorable exchange rate, provided I can figure out how not to be murdered for my monies. Coconuts essential.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:56 |
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lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 07:59 |
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op you arent american are you? lol retire lol
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:00 |
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I'm going to die in my 50s which is why I gamble and drink to excess. Of course its possible I won't die in my 50s, in which case hoo boy am I hosed
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:05 |
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Kuato posted:I'm going to die in my 50s which is why I gamble and drink to excess. Of course its possible I won't die in my 50s, in which case hoo boy am I hosed i had the same gamble with my 30s and it isnt working out man so I hope you like drinking a lot more than you think
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:05 |
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I honestly like working/being productive at my job. But it would suck to do it for 40+ hours a week when I'm old. Find a job I could do 2-3 hours a day.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:06 |
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Kuato posted:I'm going to die in my 50s which is why I gamble and drink to excess. Of course its possible I won't die in my 50s, in which case hoo boy am I hosed i'm offering lessons on painless retirement suicide pm me for deets
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:08 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I honestly like working/being productive at my job. But it would suck to do it for 40+ hours a week when I'm old. Work from home.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I honestly like working/being productive at my job. But it would suck to do it for 40+ hours a week when I'm old. Walmart greeter.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 08:11 |
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Die.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:19 |
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I plan on retiring after I win the lottery so I plan on doing 2 chicks at the same time. Hope I helped you with your homework OP.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:31 |
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Shitpost, I guess. Or that Black Mirror thing and got to virtual reality world and plow all day.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:34 |
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smoke trees, gently caress bitches lol
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:35 |
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Play video games and j/o I guess. I'll probably have dementia or a severely injured back or something by then though.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:39 |
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I'll be dead looooooooooooong before that, OP.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:42 |
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Like all the rest of humanity I'll be a slave prisoner working in the radio active mines on the planet Xalgor IV.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:52 |
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Fredrik1 posted:Like all the rest of humanity I'll be a slave prisoner working in the radio active mines on the planet Xalgor IV. nah they'll have robots to do that you'll just be dead
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 10:56 |
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where do you think the best place for sex tourism is asking for a friend
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:33 |
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I'm gonna buy a gun and take it to the welfare office
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:37 |
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I want to be like Marlins Man, traveling around the country to all of the best baseball games and sitting behind home plate.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:39 |
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Opiates.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:55 |
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build Piss Palace
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:57 |
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Yell at smartass teenagers.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:57 |
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Subsist on store-brand crackers and water while I watch the meager savings in my 401(k) dwindle with each passing day. My final splurge purchase will be a gun and a single bullet.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:03 |
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I'm going to decompose by the time government mandated retirement at 92 hits so I guess I'll continue stinking up the place.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:06 |
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die
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:16 |
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Kruxy posted:Subsist on store-brand crackers and water while I watch the meager savings in my 401(k) dwindle with each passing day. My final splurge purchase will be a gun and a single bullet. you could always just get aload of hookers and blow then get the bullet and gun i hope you have a TV while eating your crackers bro
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:17 |
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Probably get a lot of cats. I like cats.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:44 |
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:45 |
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LOL if you think retirement will exist by the time we're old. But that's ok, because there's about a half century's worth of farmable soil left on this ever warming planet. But that's ok, because we'll have tainted or overused all our freshwater sources before that. But that's ok, because it'll save us from the true horrors of the worst of climate change.
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