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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Kyrie Irving, who was key in Golden State blowing a 3-1 lead despite winning 73 games in the regular season and having the only unanimous MVP in NBA History, thinks the Earth is flat.











Anyway:



Friday, Feb. 17
All times Eastern (ET)

10:30 a.m. | BBVA Compass Rising Stars Challenge Practice | NBA TV
12 p.m. | All-Star media availability | NBA TV
7 p.m. | NBA All-Star Celebrity Game | ESPN
9 p.m. | BBVA Compass Rising Stars Challenge | TNT

Saturday, Feb. 18
All times Eastern (ET)

11 a.m. | Hall of Fame Announcement
12 p.m. | NBA All-Star Practice | NBA TV
2:30 p.m. | NBA D-League All-Star Game presented by Kumho Tire | NBA TV
7 p.m. | Commissioner Adam Silver media availability | NBA TV
8 p.m. | State Farm All-Star Saturday Night | TNT

- Taco Bell Skills Challenge (first event)
- JBL Three-Point Contest (second event)
- Verizon Slam Dunk (third event)

Sunday, Feb. 19
All times Eastern (ET)

11 a.m. | NBA Legends Brunch | NBA TV coverage begins at 1 p.m. ET
8 p.m. | 66th NBA All-Star Game | TNT

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

The celebrity all-star game is my NBA finals

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Nerd poo poo alert (Don't read this Dokmo)


https://www.twitch.tv/2k

Finals for the 2K All-star tournament, kill some time before the Celebrity game

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Who y'all got for MVP? I'm taking Romeo

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Draymond is wild corny lmao

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Kyle Lowry looks like he's going to choke him to death with his bare hands

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

straight up brolic posted:

Who y'all got for MVP? I'm taking Romeo

If you don't think Westbrook is going to go out of his way to dunk on KD despite being on the same team you also probably don't believe in planets.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lockback posted:

If you don't think Westbrook is going to go out of his way to dunk on KD despite being on the same team you also probably don't believe in planets.
Bruh. The real all-star game, the celebrity all-star game

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I'm ready to watch a bunch of people I don't know play basketball.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

straight up brolic posted:

Bruh. The real all-star game, the celebrity all-star game

Oh poo poo, probably Butler then.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Here's a random youtube link that might bring you to a livestream of the game (with messed up audio) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMVrwzXFpC8

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Ahaha no one clapping for the owners rules

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Ansel Elgort is such a fakeass name it's hilarious

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Oh gently caress Oscar Schmidt is still alive?

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Oscar Schmidt is so fat and old but goddamn he better put up twenty points on these guys

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Gasp my basketball waifu

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

gently caress ANSEL ELGORT

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I want to see Andy Grammer and Win Butler get into a fight.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



i'm on the jiang jifu crew

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Rachel Demita can ball, my wife is very underwhelmed at the star power in this game.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
DJ Khaled sighting

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I hope Candace Parker dunks on Mark Cuban

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Social Media NBA Impersonator

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

straight up brolic posted:

Social Media NBA Impersonator

That guy has to post here

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I'm here for the Win Butler buckets

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Itll be kind of sad if the WNBA Champs cant wreck all these out of shape amateurs.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i haven't thought about nick cannon in fifteen years

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Nick Cannon, Lil Romeo and Master P? What is this, Nickelodeon circa 2003?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lil Romeo is going to assassinate Ansel Elgort's ankles

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Master P, buy a bigger jersey, jesus!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

The mic is off Michelle

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The production quality is just superb.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Nelly in the celebrity softball game is peak

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

patonthebach posted:

Master P, buy a bigger jersey, jesus!

He got fat!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Is Mark Cuban wearing 46 because he's running for president?

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

straight up brolic posted:

Is Mark Cuban wearing 46 because he's running for president?

Apparently it is a Trump protest jersey

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The Glumslinger posted:

Nerd poo poo alert (Don't read this Dokmo)


https://www.twitch.tv/2k

Finals for the 2K All-star tournament, kill some time before the Celebrity game

In a surprise game 2, the champs are wrecking NBA players

A lot of great reaction shots

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Bring TO back

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

patonthebach posted:

Master P, buy a bigger jersey, jesus!

https://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/832745841160974336

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the celebrity game really reached its peak when pippen just started owning the poo poo out of everyone to the point that magic johnson got visibly irritated

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