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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014





Go pens :toot:

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
I guess go Jackets?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Crosby with the sucker punch. What a joke.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Stretch Marx posted:

Crosby with the sucker punch. What a joke.

the blue jackets must be retarded if they think they can act like they do without defending themselves

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Moxie posted:

the blue jackets must be retarded if they think they can act like they do without defending themselves

Jenner was tied up with two other guys and Crosby punched from behind another guy. Crosby is a gigantic baby.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Powerplay looked really good for a second there.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I see the old "push a guy into your goalie, get a penalty" is still a valid strategy.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Im kinda half paying attention to this and drinking but it looks entertaining

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I'm not liking the return of First Line Kunitz

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Vincent Van Goat posted:

I'm not liking the return of First Line Kunitz

He's Sid's buddy back off!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Vincent Van Goat posted:

I'm not liking the return of First Line Kunitz

Yeah he looked really bad even if you ignore the shift he gave the Jackets like a minute and faceoff in our zone.
I miss good Kunitz but I look forward to that capspace coming up.
With him, Daley, and Fleury likely coming off the books I do wonder what they'll be up to this off-season. I imagine with the cup win and Jultz redemption story we might be a bit higher on some free agents' lists but we'll see, I guess. I don't even know who's on the market.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I'd be okay with Kunitz coming back on a really cheap deal, provided he's only expected to be a fourth line dude, seeing he's been pretty good in that role.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




:siren: Cole!

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I suppose that makes up for the previous gently caress up :siren:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

That was not really much of a hold. Also they should probably not have blown the whistle there.

But I'll take it.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
i cannot believe how hard jackets just got hosed by that whistle. nobody had possession.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
this better not be a one goal game.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

i cannot believe how hard jackets just got hosed by that whistle. nobody had possession.

Refs were bought off by the Pens years ago.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



This should be a fun first round series assuming the standings hold up.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
between malkin having his stick down first on the draw the pens scored on and the whistle that stole the second cbj goal this should be 2-0. i don't normally get angry at hockey stuff or sports in general but i am loving pissed.

edit: can't forget the missed high stick that had calvert spitting blood in the first period ofc

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Stretch Marx posted:

Refs wear bought off by the Pens years ago.

Yes this is not an Alternate fact. It's totally true. That's why the Pens lost two defensemen to bad hits last night that weren't called.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Stretch Marx posted:

Refs were bought off by the Pens years ago.

let's not be silly

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

between malkin having his stick down first on the draw the pens scored on and the whistle that stole the second cbj goal this should be 2-0. i don't normally get angry at hockey stuff or sports in general but i am loving pissed.

edit: can't forget the missed high stick that had calvert spitting blood in the first period ofc

Player with their stick down first is considered to be at a disadvantage. If a player chooses that it is allowed.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Mage_Boy posted:

Yes this is not an Alternate fact. It's totally true. That's why the Pens lost two defensemen to bad hits last night that weren't called.

Imagine how many they would have lost if the refs weren't in their pocket!

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Mage_Boy posted:

Player with their stick down first is considered to be at a disadvantage. If a player chooses that it is allowed.

whoevers zone the face off is in gets their stick down first. he should have been thrown out of the circle.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
it can definitely be a disadvantage but it was absolutely not in that circumstance

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
regardless of calls and drama the jackets have looked much more dominant in the second so far. funny because its been their weakest period recently.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's a slew foot, kids.



AHHH SLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUOOOOO FOOOOT

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Duke Chin posted:

Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's a slew foot, kids.



AHHH SLOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUOOOOO FOOOOT

That's what I thought.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
I am under the impression by literally everything I've ever seen and read about hockey that the road team MUST have their stick down first for faceoffs unless the home player relinquishes that advantage.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Captain Internet posted:

I am under the impression by literally everything I've ever seen and read about hockey that the road team MUST have their stick down first for faceoffs unless the home player relinquishes that advantage.

They changed that either this year or last year to the team in the defensive zone putting their stick down first to increase offensive zone faceoff wins to increase scoring.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Captain Internet posted:

I am under the impression by literally everything I've ever seen and read about hockey that the road team MUST have their stick down first for faceoffs unless the home player relinquishes that advantage.

They changed the rule so it's now the defensive zone player must have their stick down first unless the offensive zone player relinquishes the advantage.

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
yep that changed before last season.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
^^^^^ huh no poo poo - I didn't hear about any of that before.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Columbus looks like the most generic city

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Look Around You posted:

Columbus looks like the most generic city

Probably in heavy competition with Harrisburg

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Look Around You posted:

Columbus looks like the most generic city

ohio is definitely the most generic state

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
columbus is a great city actually, you fuckers

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Eleeleth
Jun 21, 2009

Damn, that is one suave eel.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Probably in heavy competition with Harrisburg

I live in Columbus and am visiting Harrisburg next month, I'll let you know.

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