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March Idiot King?
This poll is closed.
Cole (Tbeats): The Cole Party 9 1.29%
Shim (LtCol J. Krusinski): Make GiP...GiP Again 666 95.28%
Eva Braun Blowjobs: Shame Cubes 6 0.86%
Hillary Clintons Thong: IDK im withdrawing 18 2.58%
Total: 699 votes
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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Just vote.


(I'm skipping the political party bullshit)

Shitpost away!

A word from your candidates:

TBeats posted:

Vote for me just to see what happens.



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is the start of the campaign to elect Shim as Idiot King.

Let's make GiP... GiP again.

The Shim Party

QTIYD or SMDFTB

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My Fellow Gippers, what a ride it has been. After being robbed of a day by admin delays and recounts I took power at the helm of the Sadbrain Bloc. In these past two weeks I have have GiP great again with tighter borders, better treatment of Cole, an anti-Patriot stance, and stricter punishments for anime lovers and criminal elements. I look forward to a lively round of primaries filled with debate that will in no way be stifled by visits to the Shame Cube*.

One more month!

*all hail Shame Cube and His Divine and Unquestionable Judgement

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

if somehow I get elected I will not get crazy with gimmicks. That seems to be the new thing though so IDK I'm withdrawing.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


TBeats

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I stand for Shim

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I'm on the Cole patrol

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

I'm not sure why EBB is even on the list

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Pesticide20 posted:

I'm not sure why EBB is even on the list

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Zeris what the hell man I thought we were cool

Vote Two Finger

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Two Finger posted:

Zeris what the hell man I thought we were cool

Vote Two Finger

I'm sure you can come into power the same way you always do

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Phrasing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Shim you got my vote man

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.



on mobile voting none of the above

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


I vote for Shim.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


HCT KREW CHECKING IN

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


I vote for myself. After watching two cycles of mismanagement i dont trust any of you fuckers.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


COLE ON PATROL WOOT WOOT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I'm surprised I got more than one vote.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm surprised I got more than one vote.

You were a good IK but I think we need Shim magic this season

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Rip my ikship

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005





voting shim to put lurkers in their place (so i can go to qcs and complain about lurkers getting put in their place in GiP)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Booblord Zagats posted:

You were a good IK but I think we need Shim magic this season

EBBAMA was so terrible a dirty furriner managed to seize power just two weeks in

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Two Finger posted:

EBBAMA was so terrible a dirty furriner managed to seize power just two weeks in

More like Zeris and I made a deal for a joke that he reneged on.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

More like Zeris and I made a deal for a joke that he reneged on.

Have patience!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


You mean to say... this was all a lie?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


my house of cards


crumbling

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I feel like Major Major when he realises that everyone on the basketball team knew exactly who he was all along

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

petition to rename the SHAME CUBE the SHIM CUBE in honor of our future glorious ((leader))

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


redneck nazgul posted:

petition to rename the SHAME CUBE the SHIM CUBE in honor of our future glorious ((leader))

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011



Grimey Drawer

withdrawing is honorable

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die.


I'd vote for cole's dog before I voted for cole tbqh. cole's dog>shim>cole>others

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

Reverand maynard posted:

I'd vote for cole's dog before I voted for cole tbqh. cole's dog>shim>cole>others

Well, it doesn't say that a dog can't be IK in the rulebook...

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


https://imgur.com/gallery/wnOg4

My puppers Hank and Betty. Mini Schnauzer and a Standard Schnauzer. They'll be helping me nose out Bronies and Anime Lovers for serial probation.

They're wonderful dogs. And I love them dearly.

LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Feb 22, 2017

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004


voted for them shame cubes, they're so hot right now

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)


Do we have to be registered to vote? Is there extreme vetting, bigly extreme vetting?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


March Madness, here we come.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Naked Bear posted:

March Madness, here we come.

if you do a bracket for women and don't have uconn winning it all then you are the most wrong

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Oh, I meant GiP. I don't care about basketball at all.

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


Write-in vote for Theodore Roosevelt

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


lol that really worked out well pause not!!!

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


I'm going to launch a write-in campaign for rrail. He's going to make GiP great again.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

does aca cover insulin

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