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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

logikv9 posted:

hello new thread and hello page 14, or half of the hitler number

I thought Hitler number was 32.5?

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

what if u use a trackball, logik

A guy I work with uses a trackball. He seems okay, but then he said "Yeah, have fun with your carpal tunnel." That seemed kinda mean.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Devos did...a good thing?? :psyduck:

Devos thought about not doing a bad thing. Then decided to do a bad thing.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

Lol could you imagine the cognitive dissonance if Betsy Devos had resigned over principle

That would be crazy, she's never even been a principal!:downsrim:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Good plan Trump, focus on the richest and most powerful immigrants in the country. That is sure to end well.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Shageletic posted:

Last week's ep of SNL?

Last night's episode of Last Man on Earth. Also the most depressing 30 minutes of comedy in a while.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:



so how long until our rivers begin catching fire again??

"I'm a rich liberal, I don't even appreciate free heat!"

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

alnilam posted:

The one and only cool thing about bitcoin is the decentralized trust and record keeping network of blockchain, an idea that could be adapted to other, less dumb uses time a cell phone fell off the arm of a chair on camera.

Small change, but you were basically right.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Joementum posted:

Looks like I'm not the only one who's back to posting about literally the only issue that matters.



Is he asking the Russians to please stop? Good plan.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

A Handed Missus posted:

"hashtag Crooked Hillary"

hashtag blindside hashtag survivor35.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Joementum posted:

Happy 11th birthday, Barron, by the way!

When healthcare isn't mandatory anymore I'm definitely going to be spending that extra money to change my username to "A Beautiful Manga Boy"

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

Maybe they should just ban terrorism on inbound flights instead

If you ban terrorism then only the

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

i cant believe the house is actually trying to pass something while the WH is imploding from multiple scandals.

IT'S A FIRE sale.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

Guarantee u they will be the Vegas Raiders and not the Las Vegas Raiders

VR will be a fad with little mainstream appeal.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

punchymcpunch posted:

if he didnt literally destroy the star wars masters he'd probably be a really fuckin cool guy. i mean sure everyone makes bad choices but wtf.

The baller move in film-making is to destroy the masters.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

That DICK! posted:

one of my friend's friends name is apparently 'Sandy Hooker' which is kind of astounding for several reasons

I don't know how you could even make it past Kindergarten with a name like that.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Serf posted:

burn down the newspaper imo

Worked well for good ol' Joe Smith!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

I just purchased the digital edition of Persona 5, a video game I have had preordered since June. gently caress waiting for UPS!

Terrace House also starts back up on Tuesday. Forget America, embrace Japan.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

Dubois Pennsylvania is pronounced "due-boys"

It's the worst

Those Dubois are at it again!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Oath Answers....

It's a'ight.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

Then the Dems take over , last 4 years and the GOP takes over and so on and so until there is a civil war

Civil war implies Mattering happens at some point.

How about slow decline to bankruptcy, and then limp dicked separation of the states?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


I look forward to Kelly Anne's "A More Perfect Union" moment.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

That DICK! posted:

i'm going to die!

Stop bragging.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

triple sulk posted:

has NK declared war yet

Watch Trump go and write a loving tweet.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Agronox posted:

bad news

https://www.wired.com/2017/01/cafe-x-robot-barista/


It still sounds far from perfect, but as they refine the process...

It won't catch on. If you can't berate a 20-something for not getting your order right then America has no interest in it.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Former Everything posted:

I haven't read any of the last 40 pages or so but I wanted to post that I'm in San Francisco for a conference and this city is pretty cool

Had awesome drinks and dinner last night

Hope Comey takes a big poo poo on trump today but lol no way it happens

Taking suggestions for can't miss food or drinks in San Fran

I hear the rice is amazing. It's so good they literally​ call it a "treat."

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Schnorkles posted:


The ads. Jesus Christ.


I killed ObamaCare! *Gets re-elected*

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

Acceleration isn't going to lead to socialism you all

The coordinated destruction of Western Civilization is kinda like socialism if we all do our part.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

D1E posted:

Serious question: I somehow missed out on the whole Harry Potter craze (probably because I was in the Navy and gone nine out of every twelve months on average). The movies aren't on Netflix or Amazon Prime Video. Are they worth renting on Google Play for like $35 to watch the whole series (in HD)?

Will they make me a better person or help me understand Trump?

They're fine in that they are pretty close to the books, but far shorter than the later books, and time is the only currency that matters, so books are a dead medium, intended only for the poor and hopeless or the ultra rich. If you are neither of those, do not read books.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Just ate lunch, perfect timing to purge. Thanks Cruz.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

one weird trick for lots of energy: buttchug an entire pot of scalding coffee

Does the temperature of the coffee matter? Asking for a my butt.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Al! posted:

i need a short comey pun for the thread title

Comey-Comey-Comey-Comeychamellon.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


I mean, that's not half bad.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

triple sulk posted:

lol people are gonna burn down the loving white house if this happens

Yes, people will peacefully protest and nothing will change.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

what dimension of chess are we playing right now?

Democrats are playing chess, Republicans are playing checkers. Democrats can't figure out why every single piece is able to jump them diagonally.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Fullhouse posted:

is trump in jail yet

Why would he visit Crooked Hillary in jail?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Holy Jesus I didn't realize things had gotten so bad that McCain has actually started doing poo poo instead of just being a loving poser



This is some poo poo

It's McCain's MO now-a-days to verbally oppose up until vote.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


I'm dying to know who produced this video. #draintheswamp

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

crazy cloud posted:

extremely hypernormalized ke$ha voice]:

The party don't start until Spicey walks in.

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