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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

not yet

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KiteAuraan posted:

Thanks, I stand corrected.

yeah, it's all over both the regular dailies and the tabloids now, my swedish friends (both of them) are posting about it on facebook

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KiteAuraan posted:

hilariously the description sounds less extreme than milo @ berkley. which was itself a weak riot as far as they go.

lmao yeah, one of the articles i saw was like "the police were shooting to HIT THE TARGET!!!!" and i was like, what would it be like to live in a country where police aren't racist murderers by default

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Turdfuzz posted:

uh no dont make me send u a dick pic

c-spam has had enough weird dick pics

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Feb 20, 2009

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He'll Yeah it's spicy time

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He'll yeah we're going to get to the sex number page while spicy talks

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Feb 20, 2009

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Deportation Force go

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Yum

Mayor Dave
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Haha trump saw the carson exhibit with the actual sleepytime Ben by his side

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Bilirubin posted:

Trump too refused to go to Viet Nam, its like they are brothers

No see trumps Vietnam was dodging stds in late 80s new york

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Yes questions

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Because the press is full of dickholes

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You've already announced it spicy

E: the nicest of snipes

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D1E posted:

Made it

EDIT: gently caress

The average of 68 and 70 is 69, you got it in spirit

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Feb 20, 2009

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Lmao Muslim pogroms coming soon

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Haha Brazil too spicy for Sean

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Hahaha OK this has potential

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Burt Sexual posted:

Really, why did he go to the black history museum?

Black people

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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I love this question

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And asking about Saudi human rights violations lmao

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Thank you Lord Vishnu for president Trump

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Feb 20, 2009

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Trump's hearts big, it's got warm Piss going through it fast

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there wolf lmao posted:

TURN YOUR PHOne OFF

Turn on your monitor

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Feb 20, 2009

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beergod posted:

Can someone point me to the trump thread which isn't just pages and pages of poo poo posting. I like actual bits of news in between my poo poo posts tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Feb 20, 2009

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https://twitter.com/bushmatic/status/491443643576639488

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Feb 20, 2009

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Nichael posted:

I think if we come out of the Escalator Era (and I am very skeptical that we do), we need not just a progressive government, but a complete overhaul of our governmental structure. The Constitution should be re-written because, ultimately, it's a multi-century old document written by dead slave-holders. Much of it should be kept, but many things should be revised to bring it into modernity.

The constitution was written before the first steam engine came to the US, I think it's safe to say that it's out of date

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Coolguye posted:

warp technology (ie folding space in front of you and unraveling it behind you to achieve 'ftl' speeds) became theoretically possible 3 years back with new discoveries in physics actually! before it was just technology-as-magic.

now all we need to do is establish a mining infrastructure in space because there's no way you're ever getting sufficient minerals out of the earth, master void building on a large scale, work out commercial and logistics ties between void-side and planet-side infrastructures, and actually come up with a good reason for returning to a planet-side infrastructure when we already have at least okay solutions for every major habitability challenge in a void habitat, and find a good engineering solution for an interstellar starship, and a good reason to build one!

BUT I'M SURE THAT WILL ALL BE VERY EASY

Almost assuredly impossible actually

http://boingboing.net/2015/11/16/our-generation-ships-will-sink.html

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Dork457 posted:

Give the Anne Frank Center press credentials

This but Teen Vogue

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Pence is gathering names, worrying

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Epic High Five posted:

Le Guin is amazing, Orson Scott Card is a terrible hack

I agree with you except for the book Card wrote about Christopher Columbus, that book was weirdly good and progressive as hell

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hey baloogan a while ago you posted a quote from some book about an american crusade to retake sweden and i was interested in reading whatever right wing author write it but i couldn't find it, you know what im talking about?

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deadgoon posted:

u ever read the sparrow/children of god

ya those books are way better explorations of the nature of humans contrasted with true aliens, deffo read them instead of the card boiks

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Ramadu posted:

i read some weird OSC book after i finished all the ender books and was like well i enjoyed those lets try his other stuff. i came across some book that was like the last book in some series where it was way in the future and all the humans got kicked off earth by our AI overlords and segregated by races and watched over until they thought we were ready to be let back onto earth and everytime they did we just kept genociding each other cause of our skin color i guess.

well this was following our brave heroes and they come to earth and learn that the ais said fuckit and let flying squirrels evolve and take over the planet lmao

thats all i remember but it was pretty funny and mostly bad

thats my orson scott card book story

hey just fyi that entire series is card doing a scifi retelling of the book of mormon, some of the characters even have the same names

Ed Balls

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Ramadu posted:

haha really? i was in high school working at the library at the time so i just picked it up off the shelf and just had no idea what the gently caress i was reading. i was entertained though not gonna lie

card's two longest series besides the ender books are a fantasy folklore retelling of the life of joseph smith and the far future retelling of the book of mormon

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Baloogan posted:

i have spend literally 40 minutes of my life finding this
when someone asks me for a book its a sacred faith in my books ness and libraries ect whatever
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25830594-the-ember-war


TRUMP!

lol thanks, that quote is as insane as i remember, gonna queue it up next on my kindle

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Baloogan posted:

its unfortunately not actually as insane as that quote might indicate. its like, middling military sci fi at best :/

Middling military scifi written by right wing reactionaries is my guilty pleasure, sometimes I think I singlehandedly keep baen in business

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Sometimes an ape is just an ape

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Mr Hootington posted:

Some more Repub cuckgresspeople should be getting yelled at in the next couple hours. Can't wait for the video.

u don't have to wait, u can use giogle or bing to find cuxkold porn rn

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